Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast (general)

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie.

Did you miss our discussion of the original "Phantasm?" It's Episode 67. Want to check out some episodes on other films from the great great year of 1988? Some of our favorites are Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," and a Linnea Quigley double feature: Episodes 192 and 265- "Night of the Demon" and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," respectively.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 315_Episode_314_-_Phantasm_2_1988.mp3
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This episode marks our last one of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year. Rather than suffering through our semi-traditional New Years romcom, we decided to end the year by covering a movie that would bring us pure joy. We hope it makes you feel the same way, and that you'll forgive us for this brief foray out of horror and into TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SOLID ACTION, BAY-BEE! We're talking about the 2017 8th installment of one of America's most beloved film franchises-- we're talking about "The Fate of the Furious." Special topics include: family! respect! cars! butts! and... babies?!

If you're deeply itching for a romcom, may we suggest Episode 209- "Love Actually," Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," or the time we lost our minds in a lockdown and devoted nearly 2.5 hours to discussing "Titanic," which is chronicled in Bonus Episodes #3 & 4? 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: Episode_313_-_Fate_of_the_Furious_2017.mp3
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Listen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben Shapiro! We're all over the place, it's the holidays.

This is our SEVENTH holiday episode, holy ghost. Here are the first six:
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: Episode_312_-_Black_Christmas_2019.mp3
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*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy! 

We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration include: the perils of being a generally non-confrontational person, having nebby neighbors who don't actually give you any helpful information, financial advisor tattoos, a very very drippy bodily fluid that we cannot seem to stop talking about, and thinking about ghost sex? Maybe just don't. 

Love watching professional wrestlers act in horror movies? You've got Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Episode 80- "Predator" and Skywalker Nitron (aka Tyler Mane) in Episode 301- "Halloween" (kind of an obscure wrestler, but he was the only-ever champion of the Universal Wrestling Federation in the mid 1990s, so it counts!) We've also discussed one of the few WWE-produced films to not feature a superstar, Episode 16- "Oculus."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: Episode_311_-_Girl_on_the_Third_Floor_2019.mp3
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In this week's episode, Katie finally gets what she's been asking for and instantly regrets it. We're talking about the much-anticipated 2019 Lindsay Lohan spectacular, "Among the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: presidential prom limos for President Husband, having no motivation to do any of the things you do, FREXIT!, the benefits of recording episodes from one's home, sorta-vampires and kinda-werewolves, and the true gloriousness that is Lindsay Lohan.

Big fan of LL? Please enjoy Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me." Big fan of absolutely nonsensical werewolf movies? Try Episode 217- "The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: Episode_310_-_Among_the_Shadows_2019.mp3
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In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever. 

Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you for some reason love kinda crappy slashers of the late 90s/early 00s? How about Episode 8 (!)- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 56- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or Episode 278- "Scream 3?"

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_309_-_Urban_Legends_2000.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're here to just roll around in an absolutely bananas Italian film, the 1974 supernatural (?) horror movie "Beyond the Door." Holy ghost. Special topics for your consideration include: pea soup straight from the can, distracting leg/head ratios, extremely funky songs, a feeling of genuine pity for child actors, and what would happen if you heard about the plot of "The Exorcist" then confused it with another movie you read about called "Rosemary's Baby" and immediately turned it into a script. Oh and by the way, we changed the name of this podcast to "Boat Homes" so we hope you like that.

Do you enjoy absolutely insane Italian horror films? May we recommend Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)" or really anything Fulci made (Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead")? 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: Episode_308_-_Beyond_the_Door_1974.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're loopy on prosecco and the fact that we still didn't know who won the election at the time of recording, which is just fine because we are talking about the 2011 British sci-fi horror comedy "Attack the Block." Special topics for your consideration include: an extremely brief synopsis of a television series that has been running for nearly 40 seasons, wiggly dog butts, slang we *absolutely* do not understand, the concept of Katie being Freaky Friday'd with a teenage boy and digressions: lots of em. 

British horror comedy! First and foremost, check out Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead" but if you'd like something more on the horror end, you can't go wrong with Episode 60- "American Werewolf in London" and if you'd like something more on the comedy end, there's always Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_307__-_Attack_the_Block_2011.mp3
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In this week's episode, we go back to the well of Dario Argento with the 1982 film "Tenebrae." Special topics for your consideration include: a very low bra budget, a special appearance by your favorite Italian plumber brothers, the appeal and impracticality of an entirely marble interior, tacking some weird future sci-fi stuff onto your movie but not really telling anyone and a very Dario Argento self-own.

Would you like to experience Katie's true journey to acceptance when it comes to Argento films? If so, we've got Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons" and Episode 185- "Deep Red."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_306_-_Tenebrae_1982.mp3
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In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else.

Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The remake is Episode 198. Into Canadian horror films? May we recommend such films as Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 130- "Pontypool" Episode 166- "The Cube" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters?" Would you like to hear about the greatest Canadian slasher film that ever existed? That'd be Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 306_Episode_305_-_My_Bloody_Valentine_1981.mp3
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