Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Don't think it, don't say it, and frankly don't watch it. This might be the film that finally broke us-- it's the 2017 supernatural and inexplicable horror film "The Bye Bye Man." Special topics for your consideration include: things Carrie Ann Moss would rather be doing, things girls love (ransom note poetry, mostly), tiny doors, bad ideas, confusing nightstands and the ultimate challenge (paying any type of sustained attention to this film). 

Here is a list of previous episodes and you can guess what they have in common! Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 134- "#Horror" and Episode 181- "Tusk." (answer: films of the 2010s that we really hated!)

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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_324_-_The_Bye-Bye_Man_2017.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that's even newer than last week's episode! It is also much, much sillier. We're talking about the 2020 horror comedy film "Psycho Goreman." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of "Encino Man," child acting that makes you kind of uncomfortable, an absolutely insane rundown of the villains of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers," hyperspecific nerd references and the neeerrrds that love them and LET'S GO BUCS!

This movie reminded us a lot of several other movies we've discussed: check out Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 147- "Critters" and Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (aka THE LIVE SHOW). Weirdly, all three of those films are also from the 1986-87 corridor in which Allen's brain loves to live. 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
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werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_323_-_Psycho_Goreman_2020.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're shedding the burdens of the terrible movies we've been discussing lately with the 2020 horror comedy "Freaky." Special topics for your consideration include: the "She's All That" problem, what Vince Vaughn brings to the table, a high batting average for jokes, the subversion of horror tropes and what might happen if we were to body swap.

You like Double-V? You may enjoy Episode 133- "The Cell." Want to check out some other Christopher Landon films? We'd recommend Episode 293- "Happy Death Day" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, our "The Dark Knight Rises" episode drops today on our action movie side podcast!

Find us online:
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

  

Direct download: Episode_322_-_Freaky_2020.mp3
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In this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual snow, a deeply terrible explanation of existentialism, being the "most likely to murder" friend, our fundamental lack of understanding around the metric system and Tim? Tom? No, it's Tim.

Want to see more Paris in your life? Probably not but Episode 118- "House of Wax" also has Jared Padalecki, so there's that. You could also get a little Scottish with Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers" and Episode 271- "The Wicker Man." And, screw it, the Nic Cage "The Wicker Man" remake is one of our all-time favorite episodes-- it's number 108.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that we just recorded "The Dark Knight Rises" for our action movie side podcast, and it was extremely fun.

Find us online:
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

Direct download: 322_Episode_321_-_Nine_Lives_2002.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not? 

Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train" and Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." Boy, that's a lot of Barker.

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 321_Episode_320_-_Nightbreed_1990.mp3
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In this week's episode...IT'S A CROSSOVER! We met up with Jon & Josef from the Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast to discuss the 2020 Marvel horror (?) film (??) "New Mutants." It was a not a great entrée into the Marvel universe for Katie. No, in fact it was terrible. Special topics for your consideration include the most comic book talk that has ever appeared on this show, Big Bear Doin' Thangs and quite frankly bad writing, bad directing, bad accents, bad acting...who says you can't have it all?? Regardless, a very special thank you to MatMM for having so much fun with us. 

Do you like horror movies based on comic books? You may enjoy Episode 70- "30 Days of Night." Maybe you just like the concept of comics? Just settle in and watch "Creepshow" (Episode 21).

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. This week we hit #1 in our category in Sri Lanka and we genuinely cannot tell you what a thrill it was. 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 319_Episode_319_-_New_Mutants_2020.mp3
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In this week's episode, возьмите сваренное вкрутую яйцо и держитесь за задницы (grab a hardboiled egg and hang onto your butts) because we're talking about the 2020 Russian sci-fi horror film "Sputnik." Special topics for your consideration include: the absolute worst profession (astronaut/cosmonaut, obviously), aliens that are both adorable and downright brutal, an assessment of our own professionalism, being a WILDCARD! and also being aware that you are deeply not a WILDCARD!

This movie's got heavy "Alien" vibes. Check it out, it's Episode 65.

If you've been on the fence about supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance, please know that our "Face/Off" bonus episode also came out today.

Find us online:
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

Direct download: 319_Episode_318_-_Sputnik_2020.mp3
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For the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the ephemeral quality of Monster Magnet in our memories, the inexplicable relationship between Dracula and nu-metal, and weird pants and even weirder plot points.

Some vampire movies are really good, like Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." A lot of other vampire movies are really bad, like Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: 318_Episode_317_-_Dracula_2000_1999.mp3
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In this week's episode, we really try to find some joy in the 1999 teen horror comedy "Idle Hands." One one hand (pun FULLY intended) it does have podcast-favorite Seth Green, but on the other hand it also has no plot. Other topics for your consideration include: greasy teens, weed as a superhero, an odd medium for songwriting, how much Sublime is too much Sublime (answer: any amount of Sublime is too much Sublime) and a visit from our old friend "Dragula."

Man we do love Seth Green, though. Check out Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 97- "IT," Episode 102- "Holidays," and his crowning achievement of Kenny Fisher in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait." 

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
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on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 317_Episode_316_-_Idle_Hands_1999.mp3
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In this week's episode, we learned a very important lesson: sometimes Keanu Reeves is just not enough. We're discussing the 2015 Eli Roth erotic (sigh) horror film "Knock Knock." Special topics for your consideration include: a slight limitation in Keanu's acting range, corny middle-aged dads with an eclectic vinyl collection, tossing a fried egg on it, opinions about art, and a joke that finally finds its home. 

We've done one other Eli Roth film-- Episode 179- "Cabin Fever." We've also covered two other arguably erotic (SIGH) horror films-- Episode 286- "Knife + Heart" and Episode 302- "Verotika." Would you rather just do something really fun? How about Episode 247- "Piranha"?

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_315_-_Knock_Knock_2015.mp3
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