Werewolf Ambulance

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

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Just a quick little message letting you all know that we'll be back with a new episode on Monday 9/18/2017. Give a listen to find out what movie we'll be covering! Thanks as always for listening and being so supportive! 

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In this week's Baby-Break episode are some clips from guest episodes we've done, specifically our friends Jason Mckittrick who brought us Alien, Justin Gray who brought us Predator and Amanda who brought us the cult classic The Pit! We highlight the depth and breadth of knowledge these folks bring and we also highlight just how ridiculous these conversations can get. We hope you've been enjoying these baby break episodes and we should have news shortly about our return! Please keep sending recommendations and all of your kind messages. They mean the world. And be sure to check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com where you can subscribe to The Parcel of Terror and join the Order of the Thinned Veil and check out Justin's work at burn.to.build.com. As always you are all the best. Rest in Peace Tobe Hopper. 

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This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

 

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In this best of special episode we have a very special announcement plus highlights from classic Werewolf Ambulance episodes Pay the Ghost, Darkness Falls, Thirteen Ghosts and I Know Who Killed me. Thanks so much for listening and telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

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Here is the first of our Baby-Break Clip Show episodes. Covering a wide variety of subjects and episodes, we delve into our back catalogue to bring you some hilarious jokes and bits while we are on our hiatus. Give it a listen, share with friends, and thank you as always for all of your support! 

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We've covered some of the worst (or at least one of the worst) movies of this franchise, so we thought it was high time we covered the best: the original, 1980's "Friday the 13th." Special topics for your consideration include our aversions to camp and the group songs that go with it, why slasher films don't consider the season before they start filming, KEVIN BACON, lake monsters, Savini Watch, how completely illogical Jason's overarching storyline is and an announcement: guys, this is going to be our last new movie episode for a little while as Katie starts her baby hiatus. Allen is planning to put together some "best of" clips shows that will most likely come out biweekly until we're back in the groove. Thanks for all your support and we're already looking forward to picking it back up.

Did you miss our other "Friday the 13th" episodes? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII" and Episode 117- "Part VIII."

How do you feel about this first installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode includes:
Fighting Dogs - "It Comes Around"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Spoiler alert: we LOVE this week's movie, the 1988 masterpiece "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Special topics we'll be discussing include: potty training tips that no one should follow, Officer Ken Doll, the appearance of Allen's favorite horror characters (movie punks, obvs), top notch movie theme songs, a retrospective on Soupy Sales and some updates about our future plans.

Did you miss our other killer clown (klown?) movies? Check out Episode 97- "IT" and a real oldie-but-goodie, Episode 3- "Stitches." 

Have you seen this one? Do you love it like we do? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Music used in this week's episode includes:
The Dickies- "Killer Klowns"
Steve Miller Band- "Fly Like an Eagle"
Dio- "Rainbow in the Dark"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocuriumrium, at www.cryptocurium.comwhere you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this week's episode, we're back to the 2000s with the French-American remake of "Maniac" starring Elijah Wood. Special topics for your consideration include: barf talk, crappy superpowers, wearing a basketball jersey unironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, 'Great British Bakeoff' and an introduction to our new segment entitled "okay Google, how do you say that in French?"

Did you miss our other crazy-guy-killer films? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali) and Episode 81- "Saw."

Have you seen this one? How about the original "Maniac" film? What do you think of both/either? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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This week we're discussing the 1991 Wes Craven creep-out film "The People Under the Stairs." Special topics for your consideration include: the sheer number of 90s movie and television stars in this movie, the confusing and often unintelligible lyrics of Pearl Jam, Ving Rhames and his potential political office, the horrors of gentrification and some talk about the classic film franchise "Mannequin."

If you missed our other movies that take place in scary houses, check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and/or Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill."

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1988 George Romero weird chemistry/medical disaster/ill-behaved primate film "Monkey Shines." Special topics for your consideration include: bad science, bad monkeys, bad medical practices, bad shirt fashion, bad boundary-setting for one's monkey friend and bad character development. YIKES. 

Did you miss our other episodes about animals behaving badly? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 37- "Zombeavers."

Have you seen this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 138_Episode_137__Monkey_Shines_1988.mp3
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Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. Listen to Werewolf Ambulance, you don't need to see the movie! We are gonna spoil it, though. This week we're discussing the 1987 vampire film "The Lost Boys." Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of 90s music that we like, the ruinous power of the dangly earring, the most movie punks that have ever been in one place, cool grandpas, THE COREYS, decorating with neon and sexy saxophones. 

Did you miss our other vampire episodes? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night" and Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." How do you feel about "The Lost Boys"? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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We're taking it back to basics this week with our guest Emily and her pick, the last of the Universal monster films: "Creature from the Black Lagoon" from 1954. Special topics for your consideration include: women in science, interchangeable protagonists, the claw...THE CLAW!, the dangers of the actual Amazon, Jethro Tull and Wikipedia holes. 

Have you seen this one? What are your thoughts on it? Where does it rank for you on the Universal monster continuum? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss our only other Universal monster episode? Check out Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein." We have talked about a lot of other monsters though, such as in Episode 100- "Monster Squad," Episode 114- "Gremlins" and of course, Episode 24- "Grabbers," in which we went on a bit of a vision quest, got super drunk and recorded the episode. Great choice if you like non-sequiturs with a side of slurred speech.

Speaking of things that are great, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Oh god, teens. What are they even doing? We try to decode their weird, incomprehensible behavior in this week's episode in which we discuss the 2015 film "#Horror." THE TITLE HAS A HASHTAG IN IT, THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. Special topics for your consideration include: 
#Remembering VW bumper stickers
#Terrible behavior, witnessed
#A surprising tie-in to last week's episode ("The Cell")
#The most disturbing word combination that Allen could conceive
#Whether this movie makes sense to younger people? Maybe someone could let us know??

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Hate it? Feel as baffled and crazy as we did? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss some of the other times we tried to figure out what teens are talking about? Catch up with Episode 48- "Unfriended" or Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane."

Speaking of stuff teens like (and everyone likes, come on), how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this week's episode, we discuss the 2000 remake of "Silence of the Lambs" called--wait, what? This isn't a remake? Whoops! We're talking about the REM- "Losing My Religion" video that-- wait, no. We're talking about the Jennifer Lopez visually stunning film "The Cell." Other topics we'd like you to consider include: baby-talkin, lipstick as a signifier of mood, suits made of Slim Jims, horse jokes (yes, of course, horse jokes) and movies Katie liked more than this, particularly the "Major League" franchise.

Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into movies that look really cool? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining", Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 23- "Suspiria."

Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween.

Music used in this episode:
Lil Wayne- "A Milli"
Pullman- "Two Parts Water"
and, of course, Jennifer Lopez- "Jenny from the Block"

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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In this week's episode, we hit up another anthology film, 1990's "Tales from the Darkside." Special topics for your consideration include: late night HBO viewing that is most definitely not child friendly, the supernatural works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and who was cooler him or Houdini, college dorm life explained, and the assurance that your cat is most definitely going to eat you. 

Have you seen "Tales from the Darkside"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 
 
Get this episode and all our old episodes wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Missed our other anthology episodes? Check out Episode 68 -  "Trick r' Treat" and Episode 21 - "Creepshow."
 
Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 action/comedy/mystery/...horror? film "Hot Fuzz." Special topics for your consideration include: is this actually a horror movie, or did we get fooled by an action movie?, "Point Break" and being crazy for Swayze, Dire Straits appreciation (how would you guys feel about a new podcast segment called "Straits Talk"? No? Just us?), the real secrets of Las Vegas and horse lips. Yeah, horse lips.

Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into British movies? Check out one of our earliest guestisodes, Episode 10- "Frightmare," Episode 19- "Kill List" or Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" (which is a British-Italian film but c'mon, close enough). 

Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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This week we're joined by our friend Josef to discuss his pick, the 2008 Canadian horror/virus/zombie film "Pontypool." Special topics for your consideration include: our typically American lack of knowledge about anything Canadian, Josef's relationship with comic books and superheros,  the lack of effort that anyone at Netflix is putting into their film descriptions, conspiracy theories and things the movie doesn't show you.

Have you seen this one? If not, it's on Netflix (but don't read the description because it's kinda worthless). If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into zombies? Check out Episode 92- "Dead Snow", Episode 101- "28 Days Later" or, if you absolutely must, Episode 37- "Zombeavers."

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Can't get enough Josef (or Allen, for that matter?) Check them out on their podcast "Marveling at Marvel's Marvels," also available on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 131_Episode_130__Pontypool_2008.mp3
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In this week's episode, we dip back into the John Carpenter well with his 1980 film "The Fog." Special topics for your consideration include: our future careers as copyright-free jazz radio hosts, the questionable allure of Tom Atkins: why do movies seem to think that young women are gaga for him?, the predictive powers of one Jamie Lee Curtis, long shots of nothing, leaving your child with a sea captain for safekeeping, and whether or not a film can be a slow burn if it never actually catches fire.

Have you seen "The Fog"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Missed our other John Carpenter episodes? Check out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode112- "Christine."

Now that we're back to our regularly scheduled horror programming, we can better sell you on the virtues of our sponsor, Cryptocurium. Look, you love horror and you love Halloween. What better way to prove it than by going to the Cryptocurium website at www.cryptocurium.com and signing up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, or by joining their cool secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil. We assure you, you will regret neither with the amazing stuff you'll receive as a result.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Last year we had so much fun talking about "Days of Thunder" in our April Fool's episode that we decided to just do it again! Everyone loves movies about race car drivers! Just kidding...we're doing something much, MUCH more ridiculous this year. We hope you like it and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled blood and guts next week.

Here are two hints as to what the movie is before you listen! Music used in this episode includes:
Kenny Loggins-  "Meet Me Halfway"
Sammy Hagar- "Winner Takes it All"

Let us know your thoughts on this movie, this episode, or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss our "Days of Thunder" episode from last year? If so, it's not too late. It's Episode 76, go download it now! Also, a huge congratulations to our Count Dickula sweepstakes winner Neil, and the other unnamed contest winner Ryan! We'll be in touch to coordinate getting you your t-shirts. 

Don't forget about this week's sponsor! Just because we're not talking horror this week doesn't mean we don't love it, and the best way to show that you love it too is by going to the Cryptocurium website at www.cryptocurium.com and signing up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, or by joining their cool secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil. We assure you, you will regret neither.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

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This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above.

Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into super gross worm dudes? Check out Episode 88- "Shivers" for another film that really utilizes them. How about weird sexual tension? In that case, we'd recommend Episode 25- "The Pit."

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 128_Episode_127__Slither_2006.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2011 horror comedy film "Cabin In The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: a very important lesson in Pittsburgh accents, brief reviews of several in-theaters-now films such as "Kong: Skull Island" and "Logan," more meta horror, whether Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth have ever been seen in the same room together, Allen's limited tool knowledge and Sigourney f-ing Weaver. 

Into horror comedies? Check out the time we tried to watch "Zombeavers" (Episode 37). Want to talk meta horror? Listen to Episode 44- "Scream."

Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 127_Episode_126__Cabin_in_the_Woods_2011.mp3
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In this week's very special guestisode, we're joined by our friend Dave to discuss the 1997 sci-fi/space horror film "Event Horizon." Special topics for your consideration include: more talk about "Hellraiser" because let's always talk about "Hellraiser," Transylvanian salt mines and the treasures they contain, future magic technology such as CD-Rs, using CGI instead of plot devices to varying degrees of success, and referring to Sam Neill only as "Jurassic Park."

Want to hear more thoughts on "Hellraiser"? Check out Episode 51 in which we devote an entire hour to it. Or, if you're just really into horror movies in space, you can check out Episode 65- "Alien."

Have you seen "Event Horizon"? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

If you'd like to hear more from our excellent guest Dave (and let's be honest-- you do), check out his podcast SysEx Dumpster at https://m.soundcloud.com/sysexdumpster. You can also see what he's doing at his record labels, THAC0 Records (https://thac0records.bandcamp.com) and Unmapped North (http://unmappednorth.com).

 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

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In this week's Very Special Episodeā„¢ of Werewolf Ambulance, we attempt to talk frankly about racism in America when we discuss the brand new, in theaters now film "Get Out." SPOILERS ABOUND, SEE THE MOVIE BEFORE YOU LISTEN! You already know we spoil everything. Special topics for your consideration include: hypnotism: real or not real?, straight talk about MMA, an important digression into Ethan Embry's career and "Empire Records," the handling of race issues in various old people British cop dramas and how to get your very own milkshake Corolla. It's easier than you think. 

Have you seen this one yet? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 125_Episode_124__Get_Out_2017.mp3
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This week we're getting into an old Hollywood classic: the 1962 psychological horror film "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Special topics for your consideration include: creepy dolls, how wonderful and terrible old Hollywood stars were, necessities of modern technology, the ever-present horror trope of incompetent police work, and what actually passed for entertainment in the 1910s. We've also WRITTEN A LETTER TO DADDYYYYY... just kidding. Sort of.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your Nana! Just get it. Also, enjoy our Cryptocurium jingle. We don't do this for our health, you know (we actually totally do).

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 124_Episode_123__Whatever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane_1962.mp3
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Episode 122- Under the Shadow (2016)

This week we're discussing the 2016 Iranian film "Under the Shadow." It's available on Netflix, so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want us to spoil it for you, check it out before you listen. Special topics we'll be discussing include: the advantages of subtitles over dubbing (seriously, who likes dubbing?? be sure to change it on your Netflix options if that kind of thing bothers you), how little we know about world history because the public school system let us down, how much we know about 90s hip hop because hot beats have never let us down, litigations forthcoming from the Walt Disney Company, brief reviews of both "Split" and the "John Wick" franchise and talk of the greatest reality television show, "Project Runway." Auf wiedersehen. 

Songs used in this episode (please don't sue us):
Wu Tang Clan- "C.R.E.A.M."

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your cat! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 123_Episode_122__Under_the_Shadow_2016.mp3
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Episode 121- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989)

This week we're enjoying (?) a piece of real garbage: the 1989 installment in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Part 5: The Dream Child." Yeah, there's no dancing around it this week-- it is 100% terrible. It does provide us with some great special topics though, including the fact that his movie expects us to have seen and remember all or at least some of the preceding movies, the sheer volume of Freddy quips, baby Freddy having burns and the fact that this is not even the least sensical part of this movie, a Great British Bake Off shoutout and a very special announcement.

Can't get enough Freddy? We covered the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" in Episode 4 (!) so go back and listen to us not be entirely sure how to do a comedy podcast.

Have you seen this one? If so...did it make any sense to you? Did you see the movies leading up to it? Help us out here by telling us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, doing your internet things, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your boss! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 122_Episode_121__A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street_Part_5_The_Dream_Child_1989.mp3
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Episode 120- Psychomania (1973)

This week is a guestisode week, EMTs! We're joined by our pal and longtime supporter Jim to discuss his pick, the 1973 motorcycle/weird occult film "Psychomania." Special topics for your consideration include: a surprise treatise in defense of "Hellraiser," finding a tipping point for deciding to destroy your murderous undead son, being a lot like John Denver but having the nickname Chopped Meat, finding pleasure in trashing a grocery store and an extensive list of notable turtleneck wearers of history.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're doing all this important internet stuff, do one more important internet thing: go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your mom! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 121_Episode_120__Psychomania_1973.mp3
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Episode 119- We Are Still Here (2015)

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of the most highly-regarded horror movies of 2015: "We Are Still Here." Special topics for your consideration include: holes that whoosh, being very ashy, the wonder of Barbara Crampton, when exactly movies should tell us information that is important to the plot (spoiler: it's not the end credits), Dagwood sandwiches and the fact that maybe we just kinda didn't get this one. 

Did you see this one? Do you agree with the critics that loved it, or did you have some questions as well? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. And hey, if you like this episode or any one of our previous 118.5 episodes, hop onto iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help other people find us, and that's awesome.

While you're on the internet doing something nice for us, do something nice for yourself! Head over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff from our friend Jason that is going to make your house/cubicle/car/locker (you guys have lockers, right??) look so rad. Thank you as always to Cryptocurium for sponsoring us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 120_Episode_119__We_Are_Still_Here_2015.mp3
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Episode 118- House of Wax (2005)

Remember 2005? What a silly time! This week we're discussing the era along with that year's remake of "House of Wax." Special topics for your consideration include: a plethora of early-2000s television actors, feelings about Achilles tendons, the logistics of having a house made entirely of wax, always learning lessons from horror movies and a deep retrospective on many other films we're covered. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

You know what's also handmade, but better than buildings made from wax? Everything in the Cryptocurium Parcel of Terror! Get yourself a subscription to this monthly box at www.cryptocurium.com for just $35 a month and prepare to be amazed at the cool stuff you'll have delivered to your door. 

Hey, did you guys like this episode? Or any of our episodes? Tell a friend, or review us on iTunes...or both! Your support is what helps us grow.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 119_Episode_118__House_of_Wax_2005.mp3
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Episode 117- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

We hope that all of our EMTs had a lucky and lovely Friday the 13th last week. In honor of this dubious holiday, we picked a dubious movie: the 8th installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise, "Jason Takes Manhattan." Why? Because we have no self-respect, seemingly. This one's a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that this movie is achingly long for no real reason, concerns about how Toby gets around, extraordinarily bad acting, Vancouver! It's definitely Vancouver!, great funeral ideas, inexplicable coincidences and inexplicable toxic waste and the return of Mailbag! If you want to hear your words on a future Mailbag! segment, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com or leave us a review on iTunes. We love to hear what you think.

Guys, guys. This movie. Do you actually like it? Does ANYONE actually like it? You can also let us know how you feel at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Did you actually watch this one? If so, we think you deserve something good. Go ahead and treat yourself by signing up for the Parcel of Terror from this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium. The Parcel of Terror is full of amazing handmade horror stuff and you deserve it! Get a subscription at www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 118_Episode_117__Friday_the_13th_Part_8__Jason_Takes_Manhattan1989.mp3
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Episode 116- The Descent (2005)

In this week's episode, we're diving into the all-female 2005 adventure/monster horror film "The Descent." Special topics for your consideration include: side effects of seitan consumption, being glad that one is not an adrenaline junkie by nature, tales of Kennywood (for those of you non-Pittsburghers, it's a local amusement park that is greatly beloved by the city's population), how a trailer can really ruin a movie and how senses work. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then delivered to your door on a monthly basis via the Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it, we promise you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 117_Episode_116__The_Descent_2005.mp3
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Episode 115- House (Hausu) (1977)

Happy New Years, EMTs! We'd love to kick it off with a real doozy of a movie, selected by our very first repeat guest, our pal Carrie. She's picked the 1977 Japanese psychedelic horror film "Hausu." Special topics for your consideration include: the weirdness of cats, not being sure whether something is bananas or just lost in the translation, why the hell Mr. Togo is even in this movie, facts about people such as Howard Hughes and the idea that more movies ought to be written by 11-year-old girls. 

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? What would your name be if you were a character in it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for Mailbag! at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you.

Don't forget about our sponsor, Cryptocurium! New year, new you, new Parcels of Terror-- get the monthly subscription box at www.cryptocurium.com and that's one resolution off your list, just like that!

Can't get enough of this week's guest Carrie? Check out her first guest appearance, Episode 5: "The Godmonster of Indian Flats."

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 116_Episode_115_-_Hausu_1977.mp3
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Episode 114- Gremlins (1984)

In this week's episode, an unprecedented second Christmas-themed episode, we're discussing the 1984 creature/holiday film "Gremlins." Special topics for your consideration include: television shows that we don't know why we watch, where on earth tiny creatures would get tiny adult clothes, a retrospective on the life, times and career of Corey Feldman, Billy's badass mom and Katie hitting the holiday wall and railing about both "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

We hope you had an absolutely lovely holiday season and are ready to move into the new year with us. We're so grateful for all of you. Let us know how you're feeling (subtext: say nice things about us, please please) on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. If you are super itchy to say nice things about us, go on iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help us!

And please, don't forget our sponsor Cryptocurium. After we unbox the hoiday Parcel of Terror, you won't be able to stop yourself from going to www.cryptocurium.com and signing up for this monthly subscription box for yourself or someone you love. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_114_Gremlins_1984.mp3
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Episode 113- Black Christmas (1974)

In our third annual Christmas episode, we're discussing the 1974 Canadian slasher "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: not knowing any of the words to any actual Christmas carols, refusing to acknowledge an entire floor of the house, being bad at piano, being good at wearing fur coats and calling from iiiinsiiiiide the hoooouuuuse! Oh also, we're eating cookies. Sorry about that; it's the holidays. Happy holidays.

Have you seen this movie? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for Mailbag! at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you.

Speaking of love, it's the holiday season, the season of perpetual hope and love or whatever, so you should show some love to our sponsor Cryptocurium! Get their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, delivered to your door for just $35/month by signing up at www.cryptocurium.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 114_Episode_113__Black_Christmas_1974.mp3
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Episode 112- Christine (1983)

After wayyy too many weeks spent pondering what was happening in cinema in the early 2000s, we've gone back to the 80s (and Stephen King and John Carpenter) with the boy-meets-car, boy-falls-in-love-with-car, car-ruins-boy's-life classic "Christine." Special topics for your consideration include: very serious discussions of science and philosophy, less serious discussions about mechanophilia, even LESS serious discussions about the series "Friday Night Lights" in which it is revealed we can't remember a damn thing about it, and Allen attempts to explain how drive-in movie theatres work, despite not actually knowing how drive-in movie theatres work. It's a goodie. 

Do you like this movie? How do you feel it fits in the Carpenter oeuvre? Let us know in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com; we love to hear from you. While you're on the internet, please please consider going to iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help more people find the show.

Don't forget about our sponsor for this week's episode! Cryptocurium's monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, full of amazing handmade horror stuff, is the perfect holiday gift for the horror fanatic in your life (or, let's face it, yourself. You deserve it.) Sign up for a subscription at www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 113_Episode_112__Christine_1983.mp3
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Episode 111- Silent Hill (2006)

In this week's episode, we're talking video games (and how little we understand about video games) with the 2006 adaptation "Silent Hill." Special topics include: How Sean Bean was cast in this film and (spoiler alert) how he LIVES!, the fact that you should really never trust Marita Covarrubias, ...witch hunters??, good concepts and bad executions, and GUCCI GUCCI. 

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the rest of the series? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys. While you're on the internet, please please consider going to iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help more people find the show.

And don't forget about our sponsor, Cryptocurium and their killer monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror! It's a little too late to get the holiday edition of the box, but it is definitely not too late to sign up the horror lover in your life to begin a subscription in January as the best holiday gift ever. Don't you want to be the best? Make it happen at www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 112_Episode_111__Silent_Hill_2006.mp3
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We've got a double guestisode for you this week, EMTs-- we're joined by two guests, our friends John and Allison, to discuss the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola epic "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Special topics for your consideration include Youtubing Dracula's hair tutorials, a rough estimate at the percentage of this film that is just heavy breathing, what we were doing in 1992, what in the world Keanu Reeves is doing here, the endless joy of Anthony Hopkins and another critique on incompetent accents. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool stuff gets handmade and then delivered to your door on a monthly basis. You're going to love it. 

You guys should also check our John & Allison's bookstore, Nine Stories! They are located at 5400 Butler St in the Lawrenceville neighborhood of Pittsburgh, and you can also see more about them on their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/ninestoriespgh/

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 111_Episode_110__Bram_Stokers_Dracula_1992.mp3
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Episode 109- The Purge (2013)

Crime night! It's crime night! What are we gonna do? We'll discuss that matter and many more in this week's episode about the 2013 home invasion/weird future film "The Purge." Special topics for your consideration include: how the logistics of legal crimes are carried out when it's a crime other than murder, owning Dean Koontz by marriage, the transitive property of crime in that all murder is crime but not all crime is murder, being or not being Ryder Strong, our real feelings on Gwyneth Paltrow and EATING DINNER, NO PENISES. 

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the rest of the series? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Please also check out this week's sponsor Cryptocurium! Their holiday Parcel of Terror is going to be so killer, even more killer than the already killer P.o.T.s that they put out every month all year round. Go to www.cryptocurium.com to sign up and we promise that you will not regret it. 

Hey, if you guys like the show and haven't already done so, please please go to iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help more people find the show.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 110_Episode_109__The_Purge_2013.mp3
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Episode 108- The Wicker Man (2006)

After a long and quite frankly terrible week in American history, we're trying to lighten the mood a little with the 2006 Nicolas Cage remake of "The Wicker Man." Special topics for your consideration include: why Nic Cage is always a cop and how delightful his amazing freakouts are, sighting bands in the wild, our mutual affinity for creepy little girls in film, the majesty of Ellen Burstyn, British pronunciations and what happens when Allen has too much coffee.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium and their killer Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and Dylan Garrett Smith's variety of totally excellent art at dylangarrettsmith.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!
 
And hey, if you like this episode, tell a friend. Or two! Or thirty! We're not picky.

Music used in this week's episode includes:
Live- "Lightning Flashes"
The Toadies- "Possum Kingdom"
The Wicker Man soundtrack (1973) - "Willows Song"
The Ramones - "Psycho Therapy"
Now no one can sue us! We're pretty sure, anyway. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: 109_Episode_108__The_Wicker_Man_2006.mp3
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Episode 107- Jennifer's Body (2009)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2009 black comedy horror film "Jennifer's Body." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the usage of Urban Dictionary to figure out what anyone is talking about, famous people we've been told we resemble, things that are too gauche even for Pauly Shore, a great depiction of teenage awkwardness, being just a bit too quirky and that weird feeling where you're let down by expecting something to be shitty but it's just not shitty enough. There's gotta be a German word for that, right?

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Music used in this episode is "Jennifer's Body" by Hole, "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson and "Two Parts Water" by Pullman. We're not trying to get sued here, ya know?

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 108_Episode_107__Jennifers_Body_2009.mp3
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Episode 106- Sleepy Hollow (1999)

In this very special Halloween edition of Werewolf Ambulance, we're discussing the 1999 Tim Burton adaptation "Sleepy Hollow." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: disdain about accents, Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp, Kooky Spooks, being mad about having bleached eyebrows, DTV: Monster Hits and the career of Rockwell, the heydey of Tim Burton and being offended on behalf of Washington Irving.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Don't forget about this week's sponsors! You may have missed out on the Trick and the Treat boxes from Cryptocurium, but it's never too late to sign up for their amazing regular monthly Parcels of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and while you're buying this sweet, sweet stuff, check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where he's got some new stuff in his store that you're going to love. 

Happy Halloween, EMTs! We love you and wish you and yours the best on this day, the #1 holiday of the year. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 107_Episode_106__Sleepy_Hollow_1999.mp3
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Episode 105- Murder Party (2007)

This week we're joined by our friend Cimba to discuss his pick, the 2007 independent horror-comedy "Murder Party." As a bonus, this movie is Halloween-themed so if you haven't seen it yet, definitely make sure to watch it before the end of the month! Special topics for your consideration include: hot dog circumcisions, taking the edge off just a little bit, every arty person you've ever known, butt chugging, sticking a dump, "Tool Time" and an actual explanation of modern zombie theory from Cimba. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Finally, head on over to Cimba's horror movie blog 30 Days of Plight at www.30daysofplight.com and enjoy him suffering through various Netflix horror extravaganzas!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_105_Murder_Party_2007.mp3
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Episode 104- I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Well EMTs, it's episode number 104 which, by our math, means that it's the SEASON FINALE of Season 2: Year of Rage! To honor the closing of this year, we decided to get super, super ragey with the 2007 Lindsay Lohan thriller "I Know Who Killed Me." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: life imitating art and art imitating life, the Next Young Artist competition, unsexy stripping, the weird blue artistic choices, Dario Argento: the crappy years and generally just our extreme confusion about basically everything in this film.

Did you watch this one? Tell us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

If you're feeling really saucy, head over to iTunes to rank/review us and maybe think about telling a friend about us! You guys really help us grow, and that's so awesome. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 105_Episode_104__I_Know_Who_Killed_Me_2007.mp3
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Episode 103- The Fly (1986)

In this week's episode, we talk a LOT about both Jeff Goldblum and puking, so you know it's gonna be a good one. We're discussing the 1986 David Cronenberg remake of "The Fly." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: how cool Mel Brooks is, a high sugar intake, an endless supply of baboons, Stannis Baratheon, suggested YouTube watching and Allen's ring phase of life. 

Do you like this movie? How do you feel about Cronenberg in general? Let us know in the coments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's sponsors! The Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com will blow your mind and then you can put your mind back together just to have it blown again by the beautiful new zine "Beneath a Dim Sum" from Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). Let them know you heard about them from us.

Hey, and if you've got a second and haven't done so already, please cruise on over to iTunes and give us a rating and if you're feeling really generous, a review! It helps other people to find us and also might help us crack into the top bazillion. One day, we'll get there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: Episode_103_The_Fly_1986.mp3
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Episode 102- Holidays (2016)

In this week's episode we get deep into the holiday spirit with the 2016 anthology horror film "Holidays." Special topics for your consideration include: an inadvertent St. Patrick's Day celebration, the real weirdness of zombie Jesus, Ace of Base and what they really wanted, the career choices of Sean Astin and Allen's holiday knowledge quiz bowl. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Which segments stood out to you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.

Please also check out our sponsors! It's the greatest month of the year for our pal Jason at Cryptocurium, where you can get a Parcel of Terror delivered to your door. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com. It's also time for a brand new Seventh Church Ministries zine! Check out what Mike has going on at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 103_Episode_102__Holidays_2016.mp3
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Episode 101- 28 Days Later (2002)

You know EMTs, lately it just seemed like we were having a little too much fun. We decided to bring it down a notch with the mega-depressing post-apocalyptic/zombie (??) film from 2002, "28 Days Later." That doesn't mean we can't still make jokes though! Special topics for your consideration include: what we might need to be prepared to do, the science of air raid sirens, lovely lovely Cillian Murphy, what your car window decals might say about you and/or your cat family and the possibility that we might need an apocalypse backup plan.

What are your thoughts on this movie? Tell us in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also give our sponsor some love! It's not too late to get the Treat box from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and then continue to get the Parcel of Terror all year long. You are absolutely not going to regret it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 102_Episode_101_28_Days_Later_2002.mp3
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Episode 100- The Monster Squad (1987)

100 episodes!! In this week's episode, we pretty much get super psyched on having reached 100 and basically throw ourselves a birthday party. You're gonna love it. We also celebrate by discussing an absolute favorite film of both of ours: the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad." Special topics include: a trip down podcast memory lane that was sparked by the amazing statistical work of Emily, an A+ EMT. You can see all her data on both our Facebook and Instagram. We also get into the many questions of "The Monster Squad," excellent children, some more advice for both children and and adults, the scariest monsters and squad goals achieved. 

THANK YOU, you guys. Thank you all so much who have been with us in getting here, with a particular thanks this week to Nix of Plight of the Living Dead and her Zombmes, which you can see at https://www.facebook.com/ZombMe. Also, a huge enormous loving thank you to our sponsors, Cryptocurium and the monthly subscription box of joy known as the Parcel of Terror (www.cryptocurium.com) and the wonderful, eerie, terrifying art of Dylan Garrett Smith, which can be yours for 25% off your order using the coupon code EMT25 (www.dylangarrettsmith.com).

Let us know what you think about this movie, the episode, or really anything at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Buy a t-shirt through Paypal. We love to hear from you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 101_Episode_100__The_Monster_Squad_1987.mp3
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Episode 99- Final Destination (2000)

EMTs, this is our 99th episode! Accordingly, we're celebrating a near-achievement with some near-death experiences in our discussion of the 2000 teen slasher/thriller "Final Destination." Special topics for your consideration include: our confusion regarding Y2K, fashions of the turn of the century, Rube Goldberg death machines and the fear they invoke, what in the world anyone was thinking with Tony Todd in this movie, future funeral wishes and ceruuuuuleaaaan bluuuuue. 

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the other 34-ish films it seems to have spawned? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or by emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. You can also buy our t-shirts designed by the astounding Justin Gray by Paypaling us $15 to the above email address and letting us know what size and where to ship it. We're unfortunately down to M, XL and 2XL, though. Thank you so, so much to those of you who have purchased them already. You are the best. 

While you're in the spending mood, check out our sponsors Cryptocurium (the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror, which is filled with incredible handmade horror goods and art that can be obtained at www.cryptocurium.com) and fine artist Dylan Garrett Smith (whose creepy wonderful art can be purchased at www.dylangarrettsmith.com with a 25% discount using the coupon code EMT25.) You will not regret either, we promise you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 100_Episode_99__Final_Destination_2000.mp3
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Episode 98- The Ring (2002)

Dear EMTs, it's been seeeeveeen daaays since our last episode so you know what that means! Well, it means that we put out an episode every week, obviously. It also means that this week, we're discussing the 2002 remake "The Ring." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: more digressions than possibly any other episode to date, how much you'll love this movie if you're really into VHS technology, whether or not that child is a Culkin, more bad parenting from cinema parents, the appearance of Brian Cox and so many unanswered questions.

Do you like this movie? What about the original Japanese film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, where you can buy a WWA t-shirt by sending us an email with your name, address and desired size, plus Paypaling $15 to that same email address. 

While you're in the mind to spend money, check out our sponsors! It's not too late to sign up for Cryptocurium's special "Treat" box, and you can get it at www.cryptocurium.com. You can also get a discount on some of Dylan Garrett Smith's extremely excellent art by using the coupon code EMT25 at www.dylangarrettsmith.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 99_Episode_98__The_Ring_2002.mp3
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Episode 97- IT (1990)

This week we're talking clowns, kids, blood and caves with the 1990 Stephen King 2-part miniseries "It." Special topics for your consideration include: coulrophobia (fear of clowns) and whether or not that's worse if the clown appears to be from New York, "Encino Man" vs. "The Thing": a showdown for the ages, Allen discovering things on the internet, the man/myth/legend that is Tim Curry, why Tommy Lee Wallace doesn't care about details and a variety of television actors. 

Do you like this epic film? Are you excited for the upcoming remake? Let us know in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Don't forget about this week's sponsors! It's your last few days to sign up for the "Trick" box from Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com (August 31 is the deadline!) and check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where you can use the coupon code EMT25 to get 25% off your entire order. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 98_Episode_97__It_1990.mp3
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Episode 96- The Conjuring (2013)

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front.

Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com; we love to hear from you guys.

Please remember to check out this week's sponsor CRYPTOCURIUM! It's not too late to get your order in for the special "Trick" box, hurry over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror--you most definitely will not regret it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 97_Episode_96__The_Conjuring_2013.mp3
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In this week's guestisode we're joined by our friend Missy to discuss her pick, the 1986 teen slasher "April Fool's Day." EMTs, we do spoil the end of this movie so if you have any intentions of watching it without spoilers, watch before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: the advantages to having a large cast of characters in a slasher, so much sexual innuendo, Biff being Biff forever, not being real sure about how you do sex, whether or not the film "Jaws" was responsible for a medical nightmare and who is Chaz, anyway??

How do you feel about this movie? Do you think it deserves its downright rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Hey, don't forget about our incredible sponsors! Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their Parcel of Terror + Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and their collections of zines have been kind enough to give us money, so please be kind enough to give them your money. That's the cycle of commerce, guys!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 96_Episode_95__April_Fools_Day_1986.mp3
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Episode 94- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best cultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic.

Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool stuff!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 95_Episode_94__Bride_of_Frankenstein_1935.mp3
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Episode 93- Ravenous (1999)

This week we are particularly excited because we get to discuss one of our favorite things: people eating people. We're talking about the 1999 film "Ravenous" and all of its bizarre scenes and even more bizarre jokes. Special topics for your consideration include porn parody titles, what we know or don't know about mountains, who might possibly be a Wendigo, corpse fridges, other questionable things that Ben Franklin said and what we might have missed about this movie.

Guys, do you love this one? Let's talk about it. You can let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Don't forget to show our sponsors some love! You can check out Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, buy some incredible zines from Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com and scope and purchase some beautiful art at www.dylangarrettsmith.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 94_Episode_93_-_Ravenous_1999.mp3
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Episode 92- Dead Snow (2009)

Hi EMTs, denne uken vi diskuterer en film om nazi-zombier! That means "this week we are discussing a movie about Nazi zombies" in Norwegian, or at least Google says it does. Anyway-- Norwegians, Nazis, zombies--that can mean only one thing: the 2009 film "Dead Snow." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not European dudes are better than American dudes (spoiler alert: not really), fish mugging, being bummed if Hitler shows up, whether the ugly one ruined the Backstreet Boys and, in what is possibly our most tangent-laden episode to date, our hot takes on swimming in lakes, riding snowmobiles, pooping outdoors, being anywhere near snow, and more. 

Hey, we also use this episode as an excuse to celebrate a milestone that you guys helped us achieve so: 1) thank you so, so much for your continued support and 2) sorry in advance that I (Katie) get a little drunk and yell-y in this one. 

Let us know your thoughts on this episode on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like--we love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for all your monthly horror nerd needs, Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) for your creepy art zine needs and Dylan Garrett Smith (http://www.dylangarrettsmith.com) for your insanely eerie art needs. Let them know you heard about them from us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 93_Episode_92__Dead_Snow_2009.mp3
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Episode 91- The Last Man on Earth (1964)

In this week's episode, we are go back to a much-requested time period with the 1964 Vincent Price classic, "The Last Man on Earth." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not Allen is tricking Katie into watching movies with Italians, Vincent Price's limitations in acting and also possibly parenting, awkward uses of modern slang, nerd rage, some gaming talk and terrible impressions of VP himself.

How do you feel about this movie? What's your favorite 60s horror film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also check out this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at their website www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up for the Parcel of Terror, a monthly subscription box full of amazing handmade horror stuff. There's literally no reason not to, you're gonna love it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 92_Episode_91__Last_Man_on_Earth_1964.mp3
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Episode 90- Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part. 

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com.

Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.satanic-pandemonium.com

Also, we're sponsored this week by our pals at Cryptocurium, where you can get a parcel of amazing handmade stuff delivered to your door for just $35/month. Check them out at http://www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_90_-_Amityville_II_1982.mp3
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Episode 89- Queen of the Damned (2002)

In this week's episode, we make our triumphant return to the Year of Rage by hate-watching the 2002 Anne Rice nu-metal vampire movie "Queen of the Damned." Special topics for you to consider: what the motivations of any character in this movie actually are, nu metal and who even likes it??, the entirely stupid concept of a rock and roll vampire, how amazing Aaliyah is and why it takes her a full hour of this approximately 82 hour film to show up, and poor life decisions in college. 

Tell us your thoughts on this one at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also contribute to our "Mailbag!" segment at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Have you checked out our amazing sponsors yet?? If not, we don't know what to tell you except to go do it. Cryptocurium is a fantastic monthly subscription box full of handmade art, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.org) is a publishing house (nay, publishing hospital) that puts out beautiful works of creepy art. Let them know you heard about them from us, okay?

Please also consider logging into iTunes and rating/reviewing us. It really does help other people find us, and that's so awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done it already, you are completely the best. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 90_Episode_89__Queen_of_the_Damned_2002.mp3
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Episode 88- Shivers (1975)

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool.

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 89_Episode_88_-_Shivers_1975.mp3
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Episode 87- The Faculty (1998)

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3

Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best. 

Also, give a little love to this week's sponsors: the super creepy and wonderful monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and the eerie, beautiful artwork featured in the handmade zines offered by Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). We love the stuff these guys produce and we know you will too.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 88_Episode_87__The_Faculty_1998.mp3
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Episode 86- Hush (2016)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2016 home invasion film "Hush." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the possible side effects of Ecto-Cooler, Deep Purple vs. Kula Shaker vs. Simon & Garfunkel, the advantages of living in the city, survival plans for a home invasion and terrible accents from terrible television shows. 

What do you think about this movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Please also consider visiting a couple of webpages on our behalf: our sponsors Cryptocurium and their amazing Parcel of Terror at http://www.cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries and their wonderful zines at http://www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and a gofundme that is very close to our hearts, a cataract surgery fund for Kevin (a Werewolf Ambulance EMT) at https://www.gofundme.com/27qvpdsd. These things mean a lot to us, and it's awesome that you guys support them too.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 87_Episode_86_-_Hush_2016.mp3
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Episode 85- House on Haunted Hill (1999)

This week we're joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the misnomer of calling the setting a house, poor man's versions of other actors, the wonderful 90s combination of Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson and Sonya Blade, looking for trouble in the basement, questionable Academy Awards, tax implications and CHRIS KATTAN. 

Have you seen this one? Do you have any fondness for it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money as long as we both shall live, okay guys?

If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 86_Episode_85_-_House_on_Haunted_Hill_1999.mp3
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Episode 84- Demons (1985)

This week we're back to the Italian super-weird horror films of a few decades ago with the 1985 Lamberto Bava film, "Demons." Special topics of the week include: Allen losing his mind (as he predicted, in all fairness), the peak era of dirt bikes, plenty of sound effects, appropriate times to eat a stromboli, the hero of this film 'Zhorzge', crazy effects and of course, movie punks.  

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Where does it fall for you on the spectrum of Italian horror films? You can let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com to be featured on a future episode's "Mailbag!" segment. 

Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money in perpetuity, okay guys?

If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_84__Demons_1985.mp3
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Episode 83- Paranormal Activity (2007)

Ghosts! Or demons! Or whatever! This week we're talking about the 2007 found footage film "Paranormal Activity." Special topics for your consideration include: high quality foley work, cats vs. ghosts: what's the difference?, a very Pittsburgh haunting, the majesty of "Foyle's War," why we're afraid of ghosts when we don't believe in them (part two) and how to make love songs better.

Have you seen this one? What about its many sequels? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like to be featured on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also give our sponsors some love! You can sign up for Cryptocurium's Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com and check out the amazing zines from Seventh Church Ministries at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and we promise that you will not regret a single moment you spend doing either. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 84_Episode_83_-_Paranormal_Activity_2007.mp3
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Episode 82- Coraline (2009)

In this week's very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we put our usual potty mouths on hold and behaved in a very passably kid-friendly way to discuss the 2009 film "Coraline." Special topics include: what two childless people think that children probably like, these same childless people offering advice to children because we are exactly the kind of people from whom you would want your children to take advice, our amazement at the beauty of stop motion animation, jokes from the internet, drinking because of office jobs and the actual distressing scenes in this children's movie.

Have you seen this movie? Do you/your kids like it? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Also, feel free to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and you might hear yourself on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also check out this week's sponsors Cryptocurium (http://www.cryptocurium.com) and Seventh Church Ministries (https://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com/) to check out their amazing wares: the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and new publications of horror zines, respectively. You're going to love them both.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 83_Episode_82__Coraline_2009.mp3
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Episode 81- Saw (2004)

Well, we had to do it sometime. In this week's episode we're discussing the 2004 granddaddy of grisly 'what would you do?' movies, "Saw." Special topics for you to consider include: several people who are wonderful but specifically Danny Glover and reggae fusion artist Shaggy, terrible parenting, possible career paths that Jigsaw could have explored, bad accents, whether or not "Saw" is actually just kind of a bunko "Se7en," things that could have gone wrong that would have foiled this entire film's plot and the return of "Mailbag!"

What are your thoughts on "Saw"? Did you like it? Did you like any of the sequels? Are you secretly (or not-so-secretly) a huge fan of yuck-out torture horror? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear your message on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also check out our awesome-as-always sponsor, Cryptocurium! You can find them at cryptocurium.com, where you can also sign up for the monthly Parcel of Terror to have amazing handcrafted stuff delivered to your door. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 82_Episode_81__Saw_2004.mp3
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Episode 80- Predator (1987)

This week we're joined by our pal Justin Gray to discuss his pick, the 1987 action/sci-fi/horror(??) favorite "Predator." Special topics for your consideration include: gubernatorial candidates we would get behind from the cast of this movie, whether or not there is actually a plot to "Predator", very uncomfortable jokes, terrible impressions, the 12-year-old-boy vibe and of course, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!! This episode also marks the introduction of a new segment on Werewolf Ambulance, "Mailbag!" 

You've definitely seen "Predator." Do you agree with our assessments? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. Also consider emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear yourself on a future "Mailbag!" 

Also, big thanks to Justin (@build.to.burn) for joining us and also to this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium! Check them out at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror and get cool horror gear delivered to you every month. You'll love it, we promise. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 81_Episode_80__Predator_1987.mp3
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Episode 79- Prince of Darkness (1987)

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K. 

Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know!

Please also visit our totally excellent sponsor Cryptocurium to sign up for their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and get ready to receive amazing stuff in your mailbox every month. You're seriously going to love it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 80_Episode_79__Prince_of_Darkness_1987.mp3
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Episode 78- Housebound (2014)

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you. 

Please also visit our rad sponsor, Cryptocurium Custom Creations at cryptocurium.com. Sign up for their Parcel of Terror and get amazing stuff in your mailbox every month without fail. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 79_Episode_78__Housebound_2014.mp3
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Episode 77- The Omen (1976)

This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character.

We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also check out our excellent sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. We are legitimately so excited to get this box every month and we know you will be too.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 78_Episode_77__The_Omen_1976.mp3
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Episode 76- ???? (1990)

You guys, this episode is for us. We hope you like it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week.

You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 77_Episode_76_-__1990.mp3
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Episode 75- Ritual (Modus Anomali) (2012)

It's a special guestisode week, EMTs! This week we're joined by our friend Colleen to discuss her pick, the 2012 Indonesian thriller "Ritual (Modus Anomali)." Special topics for your careful consideration include: learning how to Dougie, puns and brain damage, what Indonesian people must think about Americans, awkward family interactions, the consistency of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," Muay Thai Day and the use of cornflakes in fights.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. If you like this episode, could you please tell a friend? And if you reaaaally liked it, consider rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Thank you sincerely, as always, for helping us grow.

Please also check out this week's sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive the highly excellent Parcel of Terror in your mailbox monthly. You're gonna love it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 76_Episode_75__Ritual_2012.mp3
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Episode 74- Pay the Ghost (2015)

This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII!

We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also visit this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their Parcel of Terror. After you hear all the great stuff that's in the most recent box, you'll be begging them to take your money!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 75_Episode_74__Pay_the_Ghost_2015.mp3
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Episode 73- The Witch (2015)

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you!

Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously.

Please also visit our sponsor Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror. This upcoming month is a surprise month and that sounds pretty rad to us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 74_Episode_73__The_Witch_2015.mp3
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Episode 72- The Beyond (1981)

Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

While you're on the internet, you should head over to cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive their monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 73_Episode_72__The_Beyond_1981.mp3
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Episode 71- All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie.

Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe!

Please also visit our sponsor at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, the absolute best monthly subscription box money can buy. You're gonna love it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 72_Episode_71__All_Cheerleaders_Die_2013.mp3
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Episode 70- 30 Days of Night (2007)

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Allison to discuss her pick, the 2007 vampire film "30 Days of Night." Special topics to consider include: misconceptions about who is actually in this movie, the plot of the film "Pearl Harbor," Oreos and their myriad of flavors, the healing powers of alcohol, uncomfortably watching this movie on a plane, the concept of actually living in Alaska (apologies to our Alaskan listeners, you are tougher than we are by about a million) and THE UTILIDOR: what in the world is it??

Please check out the comedy of our guest Allison on Twitter @allistillo and on iTunes with the hilarious album "Forever 32." Don't forget to show this week's sponsor some love too! Get over to cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror, their incredible handmade monthly subscription box. You will not regret it.

Have you seen this movie? What are your thoughts? Do you prefer a velvet-trousered vampire or an animalistic one? Please tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance or on Twitter @werebulance. And hey, if you liked this episode or any of our episodes, tell a friend and help us grow. Thanks for everything, EMTs!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 71_Episode_70__30_Days_of_Night_2007.mp3
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Episode 69- Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!

Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did.

Have you seen this movie? Are you angry we made you watch it? Good, then welcome to your own personal Year of Rage! We're glad we can provide you with the material you need. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 70_Episode_69__Thir13en_Ghosts_2001.mp3
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Episode 68- Trick 'r Treat (2007)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it.

Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us.

Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 69_Episode_68_-_Trick_r_Treat_2007.mp3
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Episode 67- Phantasm (1979)

In this week's episode, we get deep into some dream logic with the dream-like 1979 horror film "Phantasm." Special topics of conversation include: whether or not anyone can pull off Reggie Bannister's hair, being "Phantasm-good" at acting, trying out one's new peeper, the lack of work on the part of the folks who came up with the He-Man characters' names and asking a lot of questions that begin with "but why...?"

If you're a new listener and you like what you hear, tell your friends! Please also tell us your thoughts on this movie, this episode, Jody's acting chops or whatever's on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also visit our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at cryptocurium.com to check out the Parcel of Terror, an amazing monthly mail subscription box full of cool stuff.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 68_Episode_67__Phantasm_1979.mp3
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Episode 66- Thinner (1996)

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaahhh! In this week's episode we are covering all the finer (and not-so-finer) points of the 1996 body horror film based on a Stephen King story, "Thinner." Special topics of conversation include: Thai food spice levels, the acting chops of Stephen King, milkshakes, the heyday of Doritos, how to identify an Italian and this terribly mean movie. 

Have you seen this one? Did you think it was a made-for-television movie too? Tell us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you guys.

Please also check out our sponsor Cryptocurium and their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror, at www.cryptocurium.com. You will not regret it, and that's a promise from us to you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 67_Episode_66__Thinner_1996.mp3
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Episode 65- Alien (1979)

In this episode (a temporary deviation from our Year of Rage campaign) we are joined by our friend Jason to discuss his favorite movie, the 1979 Ridley Scott scifi horror classic "Alien." Special topics for your consideration include: liking vs. disliking space as a concept, writing a new movie called "Star Beast", quadruplet cats, amazing practical effects, jerking it to breakfast, the best movie monsters ever created and Jason's "Alien" fanaticism.

Let us know what you think about this movie, this episode, any other movie you'd like us to discuss or whatever else may be on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you guys!

Please also check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com, where you can sign up for the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and have amazing horror paraphernalia delivered to your door and into your heart. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 66_Episode_65__Alien_1979.mp3
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Episode 64- The Haunting (1999)

This week we're continuing with 2016: The Year of Rage with a discussion of a #1 box office gold movie, the star-studded (?) ghost story "The Haunting" from 1999. Special topics for your consideration include: the haircut known as a "butt cut", this ridiculous script, more IRB issues with psychological studies, 1999 CGI: wet, the majesty of Shirley Jackson, being victorious or being Virginia Madsen, what the fuck Liam Neeson is doing in this movie and "Speed 2: Cruise Control."

Special thanks to Richard Duggan at screenmonsters.com and the Chewing the Scenery podcast for the amazing t-shirts! If you like our podcast, check them out as well. 

Another special thanks to Cryptocurium for sponsoring this episode. Check out their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up immediately or we assure you, you will regret it (because it's full of great stuff, not because we are going to come to your house and hurt you or anything. Probably.)

You can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Let us know what you think about this movie, the "Speed" franchise or really, whatever you want! We love to hear from you.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 65_Episode_64__The_Haunting_1999.mp3
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Episode 63- The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself.    

Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time.

Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com! Get this bad boy in your mailbox every month and you'll be glad you did. 

 

Direct download: 64_Episode_63__The_Taking_of_Deborah_Logan_2014.mp3
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You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls." 

Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth.

Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love to hear from you.

Please also give our sponsor cryptocurium.com some love by checking out the Parcel of Terror on their site. 

Happy new year, EMTs! May 2016 bring you way better movies than this one.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 63_Episode_62__Darkness_Falls_2003.mp3
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Episode 61- Krampus (2015)

GUYS, THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU INTEND TO.

Sure, we know, there's a "Star Wars" movie out right now, but there is also a movie about Santa's evil Eastern European counterpart who punishes those who have lost their Christmas spirit with brutal deaths. Since it's the happy happy holiday season, this week we're discussing the current-run Christmas-themed horror movie, "Krampus."

Special topics for your consideration include: our own personal holiday spirit (or lack thereof), excellent puppetry, more child murders, your Bumpus relatives, the last living Beatle, our new podcast "Movies Katie Hasn't Seen" and Journey. Yes, Journey. 

Special thanks to this week's sponsor Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their amazing Parcel of Terror. Check it out, subscribe to it, love it.

Have you seen Krampus yet? Did you like it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you missed last year's Christmas episode, download Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" and get even deeper into the Christmas season with us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 62_Episode_61__Krampus_2015.mp3
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Episode 60- An American Werewolf in London (1981)

This week we're joined by our friend Jeanne to discuss her pick, the 1981 John Landis werewolf classic "An American Werewolf in London." Special topics for your consideration include: the benefits of multiple shower heads, inappropriate behavior as a nurse, the wiggly flap, what Debbie Kline is up to now, werewolf mythology and being a sorrow predator. 

Have you seen this movie? Where does it stand in your personal werewolf film rankings? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Also, go check out Jeanne's work at www.jeannemdangelo.com and don't forget about the Parcel of Terror at Cryptocurium! Get more information and sign up for yourself or a friend at www.cryptocurium.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 61_Episode_60__An_American_Werewolf_In_London_1981.mp3
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Episode 59- Children of the Corn (1984)

OUTLANDERS! In this episode, the second installment of our religious rock block, we discuss the 1984 Stephen King short story adaptation "Children of the Corn." Topics for you to consider include: bending children to your will, Dr. Doctor M.D., pixel lava, what to actually do if you hit a child with your car, indictments of crass consumerism and most importantly, our newest creative business venture that we think you're really gonna love. Really. 

What are your thoughts on this movie or any of its many many sequels? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 60_Episode_59__Children_of_the_Corn_1984.mp3
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Episode 58- The Prophecy (1995)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 religious fantasy horror thriller "The Prophecy." Special topics for your perusal include: the possible casting options for an Axl Rose biopic, inappropriate teaching attire, biblical fan fiction, use of Wilhelm screams, when Jared Leto actually became Jared Leto and our new social media movement #noswayzenomovie. Please also enjoy our variety of impressions that sound half like Christopher Walken and half like Katie's Uncle Vic. 

Have you seen this bananas film? What do you think of it? Also, feel free to provide other alternate names for Elias Koteas at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 59_Episode_58__The_Prophecy_1995.mp3
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Episode 57- Pumpkinhead (1989)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1989 Stan Winston monster/slasher/Lance Henrikson film "Pumpkinhead." Special topics for your consideration include: the way dogs' legs bend, more of horror's greatest villains: rich shitty teens, palming people like a basketball, a general rudeness to rural folks, t-shirts with tigers and roses on them, whether or not we are all Pumpkinhead (just a little bit), and lots and lots of talk about sitcoms of the 1980s-1990s.

Have you seen Pumpkinhead? How do you feel about it? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. This, like many of our recent films, was recommended by a few EMTs and we love that--please keep your suggestions and comments coming. Special thanks to Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for their sponsorship of this episode. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 58_Episode_57__Pumpkinhead_1989.mp3
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Episode 56- Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Is this a comedy? Is this a horror film? What is happening here? This week we are discussing those very crucial questions about the 1986 Tobe Hooper sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," along with such other important topics as: the size of the Alamo, "The Neverending Story," our favorite special effects artist and yours (Tom Savini, of course), alternate spellings for the word 'sex,' what in the actual fuck Dennis Hopper is doing and the fact that Franklin had it coming.

Where do you fall in the comedy vs. horror debate? What do you think of Leatherface's burgeoning sexuality? What's your take on this movie overall? You can let us know on Facebook (/werewolfambulance), on Instagram (@werebulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). This movie was recommended by a number of you so please keep your suggestions and comments coming--we love to hear from you.

Thanks again to Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror for sponsoring this episode! Find out more at cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 57_Episode_56__Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_2_1986.mp3
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Episode 55-The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Perry to discuss one of his favorite movies, the 1991 crime thriller horror film "The Silence of the Lambs." Special topics to consider include the Hannibal Lecter movie & television universe, the puckering of one's butthole, how people from Pittsburgh say all kinds of things wrong, Buffalo Bill as the absolute worst guy ever, ballerina music boxes and 1 million impressions of Clarice and Buffalo Bill. Bonus points to the first listener to tell us how many times we said "Dr. Lecter!" in this episode. Short answer? It's a lot. 

This movie is such a classic--do you love it as well? Let us know your thoughts on anything regarding "The Silence of the Lambs" on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We really do love to hear from you. Please also keep your movie suggestions coming! The next few we are doing were EMT suggestions, which is awesome. Speaking of awesome, don't forget to check out the Parcel of Terror on cryptocurium.com. Highly recommended!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 56_Episode_55__The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_1991.mp3
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Episode 54- The Shining (1980)

In this episode, we discuss one of the 'tent poles' of horror, the 1980 Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Topics of interest include: all of the bonkers (and...not so bonkers??!) conspiracy theories surrounding this movie, a compare and contrast with the 1997 miniseries aka the "Brian-from-Wings version," a treatise on Indian burial grounds, Jack Nicholson as a crazy person, getting super deep into Googling "The Shining" and Steven King's fascination with supernatural kids.

You've definitely seen this movie. Do you love it? Does anyone not love it? Let us know! You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and never forget werewolfambulance.angelfire.com!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 55_Episode_54__The_Shining_1980.mp3
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Episode 53- Ginger Snaps (2000)

Welcome to SEASON TWO of Werewolf Ambulance and our special Halloween week episode! This week we're discussing our favorite holiday (including the great Reese's Peanut Butter Cups vs. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins debate) and more importantly, we're talking about the 2000 Canadian teenage werewolf film "Ginger Snaps."

Special topics include some highlights of our first season, menstruation and more menstruation, funny Canadian money, great Canadian bands, chilly Canadian weather, kooky moms, taking field hockey class, methods of putting blood in your mouth and a lot of puberty talk.

We had no idea this movie was so beloved until we posted that we were discussing it and read your opinions. Thank you, EMTs, for all the feedback and comments and always being there with us. Also if you have any input on our silly ratings system, we are all ears! Get in touch on Facebook (facebook.com/werewolfambulance), Instagram (werewolfambulance) and Twitter (werebulance). 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 54_Episode_53__Ginger_Snaps_2000.mp3
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Episode 52- Halloween III (1982)

HBD to us!! In this very special one-year anniversary episode, we get into the holiday spirit with the 1982 installment of the "Halloween" franchise, "Halloween III (Season of the Witch)." Topics for discussion include: the weirdness and excellence that is the work of Tom Atkins, the insides of robots, Marge Guttmann, fucking STONEHENGE, not being very nonchalant, and time zones: how they work.

Hey guys, thank you so much for the support of us in our first year! You are all wonderful and we love you. If you want to get in touch with us, find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

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Episode 51- Hellraiser (1987)

Come to daddy, Werewolf EMTs! This week we're discussing the 1987 Clive Barker pleasure-meets-pain-meets-puzzles horror classic, "Hellraiser." Special topics of discussion include: Frank's bizarre accent and even more bizarre need to be wearing clothing at basically every moment, the California Raisins, rocks shaped like potatoes, super gory effects, Captain Lou Albano and what parts of a person's skin you'd really need to wear in order to pass for them.

Do you like this movie? This is one where we'd particularly like to hear from you: tell us your thoughts on "Hellraiser" at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance, on Twitter @werebulance or as always, at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Episode 50- The Blob (1988)

50 episodes!! Thank you all so much for your support and your kind words that have encouraged us to do this! You are all amazing and we love you. 

In this extra special episode, we are joined by our friend Mike Bukowski to discuss his pick, the 1988 remake of "The Blob." Special topics of discussion include: an update on #saviniwatch2k15, amazing special effects, how ice works, a harsh harsh world in which children get murdered on-screen, the sad killing of the handsome guy, a defense of Kevin Dillon and his indefensible hair and Mike's cool mom.

Have you seen this movie? Do you like it? How do you think it stacks up against the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Episode 49- The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

In this week's episode we take on our first remake, or meta-remake, or whatever you want to call it: the 2014 slasher "The Town That Dreaded Sundown." Special topics for your musing include: hatred of athletic sex, "Walker, Texas Ranger," refusing to take guff for "Gilmore Girls," better phantom reveals, better things you could watch on Netflix, better movies called "The Town That Dreaded Sundown," red herrings and confusing motivations. 

What are your thoughts on this movie? What are your thoughts on the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, don't forget to see what's new this week at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com!

If you enjoyed this episode or any of our episodes, please take a moment to give us a rating on iTunes and/or tell a friend about us. Your support is what helps us grow--and thank you to all of you who have done this already!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Episode 48- Unfriended (2014)

In this episode, we discuss last year's found footage/supernatural/technological horror film "Unfriended." Special topics of discussion include: what ever happened to Chunk and Horace, ineptitude with computers in general, cats doing backflips, clicking wildly, Chekhov's knife and the occasional shitting of one's pants. Oh, and teens--so much talk about teens.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? You can let us know on our Facebook page (Werewolf Ambulance), on Instagram (@werewolfambulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Episode 47- Don't Look Now (1973)

This episode could best be described as 1) how we earned our explicit rating on iTunes or 2) a "very long day" episode in which we go a little bit off-topic in describing the 1973 British-Italian psychological thriller "Don't Look Now" (and also make quite a few sound effects.)

Special topics include: the magnetism of Sutherland, a takedown of the film "Antichrist" (again), Father Bartelucci, good old fashioned suspicion of everyone and everything, the oh-so-famous sex scene and quite possibly the best description of Channing Tatum ever uttered aloud. You're gonna love it.

Have you seen "Don't Look Now"? Love it? Hate it? Also, tell us how you feel about Sutherland. Thank you Missy for suggesting this movie! Everyone, keep giving us your suggestions--we love to hear them. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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