Werewolf Ambulance

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

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Episode 96- The Conjuring (2013)

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front.

Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com; we love to hear from you guys.

Please remember to check out this week's sponsor CRYPTOCURIUM! It's not too late to get your order in for the special "Trick" box, hurry over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror--you most definitely will not regret it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 97_Episode_96__The_Conjuring_2013.mp3
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In this week's guestisode we're joined by our friend Missy to discuss her pick, the 1986 teen slasher "April Fool's Day." EMTs, we do spoil the end of this movie so if you have any intentions of watching it without spoilers, watch before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: the advantages to having a large cast of characters in a slasher, so much sexual innuendo, Biff being Biff forever, not being real sure about how you do sex, whether or not the film "Jaws" was responsible for a medical nightmare and who is Chaz, anyway??

How do you feel about this movie? Do you think it deserves its downright rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Hey, don't forget about our incredible sponsors! Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their Parcel of Terror + Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and their collections of zines have been kind enough to give us money, so please be kind enough to give them your money. That's the cycle of commerce, guys!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 96_Episode_95__April_Fools_Day_1986.mp3
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Episode 94- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best cultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic.

Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool stuff!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 95_Episode_94__Bride_of_Frankenstein_1935.mp3
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Episode 93- Ravenous (1999)

This week we are particularly excited because we get to discuss one of our favorite things: people eating people. We're talking about the 1999 film "Ravenous" and all of its bizarre scenes and even more bizarre jokes. Special topics for your consideration include porn parody titles, what we know or don't know about mountains, who might possibly be a Wendigo, corpse fridges, other questionable things that Ben Franklin said and what we might have missed about this movie.

Guys, do you love this one? Let's talk about it. You can let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Don't forget to show our sponsors some love! You can check out Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, buy some incredible zines from Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com and scope and purchase some beautiful art at www.dylangarrettsmith.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 94_Episode_93__Ravenous_1999.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Episode 92- Dead Snow (2009)

Hi EMTs, denne uken vi diskuterer en film om nazi-zombier! That means "this week we are discussing a movie about Nazi zombies" in Norwegian, or at least Google says it does. Anyway-- Norwegians, Nazis, zombies--that can mean only one thing: the 2009 film "Dead Snow." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not European dudes are better than American dudes (spoiler alert: not really), fish mugging, being bummed if Hitler shows up, whether the ugly one ruined the Backstreet Boys and, in what is possibly our most tangent-laden episode to date, our hot takes on swimming in lakes, riding snowmobiles, pooping outdoors, being anywhere near snow, and more. 

Hey, we also use this episode as an excuse to celebrate a milestone that you guys helped us achieve so: 1) thank you so, so much for your continued support and 2) sorry in advance that I (Katie) get a little drunk and yell-y in this one. 

Let us know your thoughts on this episode on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like--we love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for all your monthly horror nerd needs, Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) for your creepy art zine needs and Dylan Garrett Smith (http://www.dylangarrettsmith.com) for your insanely eerie art needs. Let them know you heard about them from us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 93_Episode_92__Dead_Snow_2009.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Episode 91- The Last Man on Earth (1964)

In this week's episode, we are go back to a much-requested time period with the 1964 Vincent Price classic, "The Last Man on Earth." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not Allen is tricking Katie into watching movies with Italians, Vincent Price's limitations in acting and also possibly parenting, awkward uses of modern slang, nerd rage, some gaming talk and terrible impressions of VP himself.

How do you feel about this movie? What's your favorite 60s horror film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also check out this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at their website www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up for the Parcel of Terror, a monthly subscription box full of amazing handmade horror stuff. There's literally no reason not to, you're gonna love it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 92_Episode_91__Last_Man_on_Earth_1964.mp3
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Episode 90- Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part. 

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com.

Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.satanic-pandemonium.com

Also, we're sponsored this week by our pals at Cryptocurium, where you can get a parcel of amazing handmade stuff delivered to your door for just $35/month. Check them out at http://www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_90_-_Amityville_II_1982.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Episode 89- Queen of the Damned (2002)

In this week's episode, we make our triumphant return to the Year of Rage by hate-watching the 2002 Anne Rice nu-metal vampire movie "Queen of the Damned." Special topics for you to consider: what the motivations of any character in this movie actually are, nu metal and who even likes it??, the entirely stupid concept of a rock and roll vampire, how amazing Aaliyah is and why it takes her a full hour of this approximately 82 hour film to show up, and poor life decisions in college. 

Tell us your thoughts on this one at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also contribute to our "Mailbag!" segment at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Have you checked out our amazing sponsors yet?? If not, we don't know what to tell you except to go do it. Cryptocurium is a fantastic monthly subscription box full of handmade art, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.org) is a publishing house (nay, publishing hospital) that puts out beautiful works of creepy art. Let them know you heard about them from us, okay?

Please also consider logging into iTunes and rating/reviewing us. It really does help other people find us, and that's so awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done it already, you are completely the best. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 90_Episode_89__Queen_of_the_Damned_2002.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Episode 88- Shivers (1975)

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool.

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 89_Episode_88__Shivers_1975.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Episode 87- The Faculty (1998)

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3

Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best. 

Also, give a little love to this week's sponsors: the super creepy and wonderful monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and the eerie, beautiful artwork featured in the handmade zines offered by Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). We love the stuff these guys produce and we know you will too.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 88_Episode_87__The_Faculty_1998.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EST