Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast (general)

In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else.

Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The remake is Episode 198. Into Canadian horror films? May we recommend such films as Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 130- "Pontypool" Episode 166- "The Cube" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters?" Would you like to hear about the greatest Canadian slasher film that ever existed? That'd be Episode 113- "Black Christmas."

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 306_Episode_305_-_My_Bloody_Valentine_1981.mp3
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IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things that keep us going.

Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: substances that can and cannot help this film, "Michael Myers: Portrait of a Serial Killer," jerking it to poverty, unwieldy sports metaphors and a very upsetting revelation about "Car Talk."

Do you like kinda shitty movies about Michael Myers? Give Episodes 201 and 202 a shot- they're "Halloween: H20" and "Halloween: Resurrection," respectively. Do you like kinda shitty movies that aren't about Michael Myers? There's always Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch." You know, in retrospect, that one might not have been so bad.

Find us online:
Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies
Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 305_Episode_304_-_Halloween_2007.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby?

Do you like hearing us try to make sense of the world of Wan? Listen to Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3."

Hey, we have a Patreon and we're about to release our third action movie bonus episode, a film that is TBD but is certain to star Keanu Reeves here in KEANOCTOBER! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

Find us everywhere else:
Merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance
on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance
on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 304_Episode_303_-_Insidious_2011.mp3
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First of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the sad life of a beloved comic strip character, actually offending the French with poor accents, being able to tell the difference between a story and a single thought, bored twerking and THE BAD BOY OF KARATE! 

Want to watch a good anthology in this, the Hallow-est of months? Try out Episode 68- "Trick r Treat." Want to hear us talk about Danzig some more? Get into Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND voting is open for our third action movie- it's Keanoctober, baby! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself or someone you love a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 303_Episode_302_-_Verotika_2019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we finally get back to a real actual horror movie! It's everything that you loved (and hated) about the 1980s, all wrapped up in one- we're talking about the 1986 film "Night of the Creeps." Special topics for your consideration include: a love letter to Dick Miller, one love letter and one not-so-love letter to Tom Atkins, a movie mashup mixtape, another appearance of police departments with flamethrowers AND WHY?!, and Brad: ultimate 80s villain guy.

Sorry I said I don't like Tom Atkins. I just don't think he's a sex symbol, don't @ me. Want to be thrilled by him? Check out Episode 21- "Creepshow" (an uncredited role), Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 198- "My Bloody Valentine 3D." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode is out now-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself or someone you love a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_301_-_Night_of_the_Creeps_1986.mp3
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In this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit to nowhere, more stabbing and a hearty reminder to tell your loved ones that they are your loved ones.

Hey guys, thanks for being with us through 300 episodes and here's to 300 more. We love you.

Gerard Butler has been in a surprising number of horror movies and we've done exactly zero of them, though I was absolutely convinced he was the lead in "Midnight Meat Train." Turns out that's Bradley Cooper?! Whatever. You can listen to it anyway, it's Episode 150, which is exactly one half our podcast ago!  

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode will be out this week-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself or someone you love a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_300_-_300_2007.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker?

Toni Collette, if you're out there? You're the best. Get your fix of Toni with Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw" and Episode 224- "Hereditary."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_299_-_Im_Thinking_of_Ending_Things_2020.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a shocking dearth of references to the band Jawbreaker. 

Want more Judy Greer? Check out Episode 169- "The Village." More Rose McGowan? Episode 44- "Scream." Rebecca Gayheart? Episode 221- "Urban Legend." Carol Kane?! Episode 30- "Office Killer." 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_298_-_Jawbreaker.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and tribulations of Zoom, trying to remember the film "Unfriended" and our trash memories striking again. 

If you enjoy films that take place on the internet, you may enjoy Episode 48- "Unfriended." If you like charming British women, you could do much worse than Episode 116- "The Descent."

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 298_Episode_297_-_Host_2020.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Because we can never reliably be trusted to do things in a way that makes sense, this week we're tackling 2011's third installment in the "Paranormal Activity" franchise without having ever seen the second. Special topics for your consideration include: having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies, a Bloody Mary epidemic, an extremely special visit from friend of the podcast Dan, a little behind-the-scenes of us watching the neighborhood and the return of deja-viewing.

If you'd like to hear us talk about one other film in the series, you can hear the original "Paranormal Activity" in Episode 83. If you'd like to hear about some other movies that I've deja-viewed, you can try out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 203- "Grave Encounters." Frankly, I'm sure there are more but I predictably can't remember them. 

Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode dropped today! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you.

And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.

And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.

We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance
on Twitter @werebulance
on Instagram @werewolfambulance.
werewolfambulance@gmail.com

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_296_-_Paranormal_Activity_3_2011.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT