Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast (general)

In this momentous week, it's both the Halloween episode and #200 for us! We're celebrating by watching a real doozy from the 1980s-- the heavy metal horror film "Trick or Treat" from 1986. This film features cameos from Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne so you know it's a serious one. Special topics for your consideration include: a quick roundup of television horror, testing for a job as a 976 sexy phone operator, a love of the holiday, tangential thoughts and weird sex tips.

If you just can't get enough of musicians acting in horror films, check out Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" ft. Ice T, Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" ft. Aaliyah, Episode 153- "The Hunger" ft. David Bowie and Episode 176- "Strangeland" ft. Dee Snider. Or, get a BOGO with Episode 152- "Anaconda" (J-Lo AND Ice Cube!)

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 201_Episode_200_-_Trick_or_Treat_1986.mp3
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Live from Pittsburgh, it's a Werewolf Ambulance show! We're discussing the 1986 bananas monster/sci-fi/horror film "Terrorvision." Because this episode was recorded live, the sound quality is what you'd expect from a live show. Big thanks to our pal Dan B. for managing all our AV stuff! Special topics for your consideration include: oh my god we're so nervous and also we are drinking, the pleasure dome, gaps in your teeth, scab monsters, the expectations that we have of Charles Band, the game "Band or Band?" and hiring teens to do things. 

Thanks to everyone who came out for the show, and thanks in general to all of you who have supported us over the years. We are genuinely touched by your kindness. 

If you'd like to take a trip down the Charles Band memory lane, check out our other episodes of his films: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episodes 164 & 165- "Puppet Master I" and "II," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" and Episode 186- "Tourist Trap."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 200_Episode_199_-_Terrorvision_1986_aka_The_Live_Show.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing a 3D movie that neither of us watched in 3D-- the 2009 remake of the Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Special topics for your consideration include: Dean Winchester (so much Dean Winchester), good hair and bad police work, Tom Atkins: why do you make us feel?, places where you should not wear high heels and a very thin plot. 

Are you a fan of "Supernatural"? Check out the episode we did about "House of Wax" (Episode 118) featuring costar Jared Padalecki. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Music used in this episode includes:
Kansas- "Carry on my Wayward Son"
Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 199_Episode_198_-_My_Bloody_Valentine_3D_2009.mp3
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Heyyyy kids! (to be read in the Binky the Clown from "Garfield" voice, you guys know that one, right?) Anyway, we're doing a clown movie. And it's dark. This week we're discussing the 2017 Halloween-themed killer clown (klown? No, it's clown) film "Terrifier," currently available on Netflix. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of our Don vs. Dawn conundrum, sexy costumes and our joint Halloween costume, pizza tips, traffic etiquette and, oddly enough, the Lunachicks.

Do you like clown movies? Of course you do! Check out our previous clowns-behaving-badly films, Episode 3- "Stitches," Episode 97- "IT" (the 1990 TV film) and Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Honorable mentions go to Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" and Episode 194- "Santa Sangre" just for the weird clown cameos. 

Have you seen this one? We'd love to hear your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 198_Episode_197_-_Terrifier.mp3
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My god, do we love this piece of shit movie. Sorry to spoil it for you, but we do. This week we're discussing a pick of our own: the 1983 film "Mausoleum," finally available for streaming (on Amazon). Special topics for your consideration include: hair talk, the advent of Julie Christy season, a quick biography of Marjoe Gortner and his magnificent terrible name, a diatribe on dancing, a Mausoleum confession and the poor titty bell, working overtime. 

Do you love ridiculously bad 80s movies? May we also recommend Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 2- "Without Warning" (what were we doing??), Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," or Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, this is the last week before our live show! As of the posting of this episode, there are fewer than 10 tickets available so get in there and get them!
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10: https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 197_Episode_196_-_Mausoleum_1983.mp3
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This week we decided to do a non-listener pick and discuss the 2014 vampire horror comedy "What We Do in the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: many vampire impressions (obvs), asking the Count to leave a party, our continued disdain for the concept of immortality, werewolves AND swearwolves and our new favorite food, basghetti. 

I always forget when listing our vampire movies that we discussed "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with our pals Allison and John. Go listen to that one-- it's Episode 110.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 196_Episode_195_-_What_We_Do_in_the_Shadows_2014.mp3
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This week's film was suggested to us by listener Vinyl Toy. Thanks, Vinyl Toy-- this movie is MADNESS. We're discussing the 1990 Alejandro Jodorowsky film "Santa Sangre." Special topics for your consideration include: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN THIS MOVIE?, art for art's sake, pumpkin spice season, nonsense tolerance, scrummy vs. scrummy, the Argento factor and who is Kevin, my god, who is Kevin?

We have just one other movie to recommend you this week- Episode 6- "Alucarda." Just watch that movie/listen to that episode, please.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! We'll post the designs in a separate post-- to order something, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 195_Episode_194_-_Santa_Sangre_1990.mp3
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A big thanks to listener Jason P. for suggesting this bananas film: this week we're talking about the 1977 movie that IS DEFINITELY NOT A RIPOFF OF "JAWS," DON'T YOU WORRY, "Orca." Special topics for your consideration include: this movie is a ripoff of "Jaws," Bo Derek being off-brand, Whale Facts!: The Game, things one might miss while getting a snack, Richard Harris singing and a little "Baby Shark."

Do you like movies that are definitely, totally not meant to be "Jaws"? You should check out Episode 41- "The Last Shark."

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 194_Episode_193_-_Orca_1977.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested by listener William TJ Bear: the 1988 teen slasher "Night of the Demons." Special topics for your consideration include: 90s Nickelodeon, questionable animal psychics, always being prepared to gouge the eyes, what the hell Linnea Quigley's deal is, deja viewing and a near-disaster during recording leads us to an unexpected revelation!

Do you like teen slashers? Check out some of our other episodes, such as 18- "Slumber Party Massacre," Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 162- "Prom Night"-- and that's just a small sampling of young people being brutally murdered that we've discussed!

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 193_Episode_192_-_Night_of_the_Demons__1988.mp3
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Thanks to the suggestion of listener Eric B., we're back to that Stephen Kang well with the 1985 Gary Busey/Corey Haim werewolf vehicle "Silver Bullet." Special topics for your consideration include: Bob Seger and Coors Light: the most magical of things, adorable werewolves, exasperation at monster rule-breaking AGAIN, Stephen King's child labor force, making lemonade in one's pants and who will speak for the drunk dads??

Do you think Stephen King rules? If so, check out our other King episodes: 21- "Creepshow," 59- "Children of the Corn," 66- "Thinner," 97- "IT" (the 90s miniseries one), 112- "Christine" and 159- "Pet Sematary." And just for funsies, Episode 54- "The Shining" (we do talk about the King/Brian-from-Wings version so... it counts.)

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode:
Bob Seger- "Against the Wind"
Bob Seger- "Night Moves"

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and go on sale on September 1-- we'll give you the details later this week on all our social media platforms incessantly.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 192_Episode_191_-_Silver_Bullet_1985.mp3
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