Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Episode 107- Jennifer's Body (2009)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2009 black comedy horror film "Jennifer's Body." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the usage of Urban Dictionary to figure out what anyone is talking about, famous people we've been told we resemble, things that are too gauche even for Pauly Shore, a great depiction of teenage awkwardness, being just a bit too quirky and that weird feeling where you're let down by expecting something to be shitty but it's just not shitty enough. There's gotta be a German word for that, right?

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Music used in this episode is "Jennifer's Body" by Hole, "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson and "Two Parts Water" by Pullman. We're not trying to get sued here, ya know?

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 108_Episode_107__Jennifers_Body_2009.mp3
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Episode 106- Sleepy Hollow (1999)

In this very special Halloween edition of Werewolf Ambulance, we're discussing the 1999 Tim Burton adaptation "Sleepy Hollow." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: disdain about accents, Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp, Kooky Spooks, being mad about having bleached eyebrows, DTV: Monster Hits and the career of Rockwell, the heydey of Tim Burton and being offended on behalf of Washington Irving.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Don't forget about this week's sponsors! You may have missed out on the Trick and the Treat boxes from Cryptocurium, but it's never too late to sign up for their amazing regular monthly Parcels of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and while you're buying this sweet, sweet stuff, check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where he's got some new stuff in his store that you're going to love. 

Happy Halloween, EMTs! We love you and wish you and yours the best on this day, the #1 holiday of the year. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 107_Episode_106__Sleepy_Hollow_1999.mp3
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Episode 105- Murder Party (2007)

This week we're joined by our friend Cimba to discuss his pick, the 2007 independent horror-comedy "Murder Party." As a bonus, this movie is Halloween-themed so if you haven't seen it yet, definitely make sure to watch it before the end of the month! Special topics for your consideration include: hot dog circumcisions, taking the edge off just a little bit, every arty person you've ever known, butt chugging, sticking a dump, "Tool Time" and an actual explanation of modern zombie theory from Cimba. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Finally, head on over to Cimba's horror movie blog 30 Days of Plight at www.30daysofplight.com and enjoy him suffering through various Netflix horror extravaganzas!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_105_Murder_Party_2007.mp3
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Episode 104- I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Well EMTs, it's episode number 104 which, by our math, means that it's the SEASON FINALE of Season 2: Year of Rage! To honor the closing of this year, we decided to get super, super ragey with the 2007 Lindsay Lohan thriller "I Know Who Killed Me." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: life imitating art and art imitating life, the Next Young Artist competition, unsexy stripping, the weird blue artistic choices, Dario Argento: the crappy years and generally just our extreme confusion about basically everything in this film.

Did you watch this one? Tell us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

If you're feeling really saucy, head over to iTunes to rank/review us and maybe think about telling a friend about us! You guys really help us grow, and that's so awesome. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 105_Episode_104__I_Know_Who_Killed_Me_2007.mp3
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Episode 103- The Fly (1986)

In this week's episode, we talk a LOT about both Jeff Goldblum and puking, so you know it's gonna be a good one. We're discussing the 1986 David Cronenberg remake of "The Fly." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: how cool Mel Brooks is, a high sugar intake, an endless supply of baboons, Stannis Baratheon, suggested YouTube watching and Allen's ring phase of life. 

Do you like this movie? How do you feel about Cronenberg in general? Let us know in the coments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's sponsors! The Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com will blow your mind and then you can put your mind back together just to have it blown again by the beautiful new zine "Beneath a Dim Sum" from Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). Let them know you heard about them from us.

Hey, and if you've got a second and haven't done so already, please cruise on over to iTunes and give us a rating and if you're feeling really generous, a review! It helps other people to find us and also might help us crack into the top bazillion. One day, we'll get there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: Episode_103_The_Fly_1986.mp3
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Episode 102- Holidays (2016)

In this week's episode we get deep into the holiday spirit with the 2016 anthology horror film "Holidays." Special topics for your consideration include: an inadvertent St. Patrick's Day celebration, the real weirdness of zombie Jesus, Ace of Base and what they really wanted, the career choices of Sean Astin and Allen's holiday knowledge quiz bowl. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Which segments stood out to you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.

Please also check out our sponsors! It's the greatest month of the year for our pal Jason at Cryptocurium, where you can get a Parcel of Terror delivered to your door. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com. It's also time for a brand new Seventh Church Ministries zine! Check out what Mike has going on at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 103_Episode_102__Holidays_2016.mp3
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Episode 101- 28 Days Later (2002)

You know EMTs, lately it just seemed like we were having a little too much fun. We decided to bring it down a notch with the mega-depressing post-apocalyptic/zombie (??) film from 2002, "28 Days Later." That doesn't mean we can't still make jokes though! Special topics for your consideration include: what we might need to be prepared to do, the science of air raid sirens, lovely lovely Cillian Murphy, what your car window decals might say about you and/or your cat family and the possibility that we might need an apocalypse backup plan.

What are your thoughts on this movie? Tell us in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also give our sponsor some love! It's not too late to get the Treat box from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and then continue to get the Parcel of Terror all year long. You are absolutely not going to regret it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 102_Episode_101_28_Days_Later_2002.mp3
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Episode 100- The Monster Squad (1987)

100 episodes!! In this week's episode, we pretty much get super psyched on having reached 100 and basically throw ourselves a birthday party. You're gonna love it. We also celebrate by discussing an absolute favorite film of both of ours: the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad." Special topics include: a trip down podcast memory lane that was sparked by the amazing statistical work of Emily, an A+ EMT. You can see all her data on both our Facebook and Instagram. We also get into the many questions of "The Monster Squad," excellent children, some more advice for both children and and adults, the scariest monsters and squad goals achieved. 

THANK YOU, you guys. Thank you all so much who have been with us in getting here, with a particular thanks this week to Nix of Plight of the Living Dead and her Zombmes, which you can see at https://www.facebook.com/ZombMe. Also, a huge enormous loving thank you to our sponsors, Cryptocurium and the monthly subscription box of joy known as the Parcel of Terror (www.cryptocurium.com) and the wonderful, eerie, terrifying art of Dylan Garrett Smith, which can be yours for 25% off your order using the coupon code EMT25 (www.dylangarrettsmith.com).

Let us know what you think about this movie, the episode, or really anything at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Buy a t-shirt through Paypal. We love to hear from you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 101_Episode_100__The_Monster_Squad_1987.mp3
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Episode 99- Final Destination (2000)

EMTs, this is our 99th episode! Accordingly, we're celebrating a near-achievement with some near-death experiences in our discussion of the 2000 teen slasher/thriller "Final Destination." Special topics for your consideration include: our confusion regarding Y2K, fashions of the turn of the century, Rube Goldberg death machines and the fear they invoke, what in the world anyone was thinking with Tony Todd in this movie, future funeral wishes and ceruuuuuleaaaan bluuuuue. 

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the other 34-ish films it seems to have spawned? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or by emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. You can also buy our t-shirts designed by the astounding Justin Gray by Paypaling us $15 to the above email address and letting us know what size and where to ship it. We're unfortunately down to M, XL and 2XL, though. Thank you so, so much to those of you who have purchased them already. You are the best. 

While you're in the spending mood, check out our sponsors Cryptocurium (the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror, which is filled with incredible handmade horror goods and art that can be obtained at www.cryptocurium.com) and fine artist Dylan Garrett Smith (whose creepy wonderful art can be purchased at www.dylangarrettsmith.com with a 25% discount using the coupon code EMT25.) You will not regret either, we promise you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 100_Episode_99__Final_Destination_2000.mp3
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Episode 98- The Ring (2002)

Dear EMTs, it's been seeeeveeen daaays since our last episode so you know what that means! Well, it means that we put out an episode every week, obviously. It also means that this week, we're discussing the 2002 remake "The Ring." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: more digressions than possibly any other episode to date, how much you'll love this movie if you're really into VHS technology, whether or not that child is a Culkin, more bad parenting from cinema parents, the appearance of Brian Cox and so many unanswered questions.

Do you like this movie? What about the original Japanese film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, where you can buy a WWA t-shirt by sending us an email with your name, address and desired size, plus Paypaling $15 to that same email address. 

While you're in the mind to spend money, check out our sponsors! It's not too late to sign up for Cryptocurium's special "Treat" box, and you can get it at www.cryptocurium.com. You can also get a discount on some of Dylan Garrett Smith's extremely excellent art by using the coupon code EMT25 at www.dylangarrettsmith.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 99_Episode_98__The_Ring_2002.mp3
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Episode 97- IT (1990)

This week we're talking clowns, kids, blood and caves with the 1990 Stephen King 2-part miniseries "It." Special topics for your consideration include: coulrophobia (fear of clowns) and whether or not that's worse if the clown appears to be from New York, "Encino Man" vs. "The Thing": a showdown for the ages, Allen discovering things on the internet, the man/myth/legend that is Tim Curry, why Tommy Lee Wallace doesn't care about details and a variety of television actors. 

Do you like this epic film? Are you excited for the upcoming remake? Let us know in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Don't forget about this week's sponsors! It's your last few days to sign up for the "Trick" box from Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com (August 31 is the deadline!) and check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where you can use the coupon code EMT25 to get 25% off your entire order. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 98_Episode_97__It_1990.mp3
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Episode 96- The Conjuring (2013)

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front.

Have you seen this movie? What do you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com; we love to hear from you guys.

Please remember to check out this week's sponsor CRYPTOCURIUM! It's not too late to get your order in for the special "Trick" box, hurry over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror--you most definitely will not regret it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 97_Episode_96__The_Conjuring_2013.mp3
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In this week's guestisode we're joined by our friend Missy to discuss her pick, the 1986 teen slasher "April Fool's Day." EMTs, we do spoil the end of this movie so if you have any intentions of watching it without spoilers, watch before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: the advantages to having a large cast of characters in a slasher, so much sexual innuendo, Biff being Biff forever, not being real sure about how you do sex, whether or not the film "Jaws" was responsible for a medical nightmare and who is Chaz, anyway??

How do you feel about this movie? Do you think it deserves its downright rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Hey, don't forget about our incredible sponsors! Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their Parcel of Terror + Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and their collections of zines have been kind enough to give us money, so please be kind enough to give them your money. That's the cycle of commerce, guys!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 96_Episode_95__April_Fools_Day_1986.mp3
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Episode 94- Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

In this week's episode, we discuss the classic Universal Pictures film "Bride of Frankenstein" from 1935. Special topics include: the absolute delight of hamster-sized people, sound stages, our best cultural references that are basically stuck in the 1990s, the impeccable film that is "Young Frankenstein," whatever happened to the poor old blind gentleman and the fact that--yes, we know it's Frankenstein's monster and we will be accepting no mail on the topic.

Do you agree with us on this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also check out our totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com, the incredible zines at Seventh Church Ministries (www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) and the beautiful creepy art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com. Let them know you heard about them from us when you buy their cool stuff!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 95_Episode_94__Bride_of_Frankenstein_1935.mp3
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Episode 93- Ravenous (1999)

This week we are particularly excited because we get to discuss one of our favorite things: people eating people. We're talking about the 1999 film "Ravenous" and all of its bizarre scenes and even more bizarre jokes. Special topics for your consideration include porn parody titles, what we know or don't know about mountains, who might possibly be a Wendigo, corpse fridges, other questionable things that Ben Franklin said and what we might have missed about this movie.

Guys, do you love this one? Let's talk about it. You can let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Don't forget to show our sponsors some love! You can check out Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, buy some incredible zines from Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com and scope and purchase some beautiful art at www.dylangarrettsmith.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 94_Episode_93_-_Ravenous_1999.mp3
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Episode 92- Dead Snow (2009)

Hi EMTs, denne uken vi diskuterer en film om nazi-zombier! That means "this week we are discussing a movie about Nazi zombies" in Norwegian, or at least Google says it does. Anyway-- Norwegians, Nazis, zombies--that can mean only one thing: the 2009 film "Dead Snow." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not European dudes are better than American dudes (spoiler alert: not really), fish mugging, being bummed if Hitler shows up, whether the ugly one ruined the Backstreet Boys and, in what is possibly our most tangent-laden episode to date, our hot takes on swimming in lakes, riding snowmobiles, pooping outdoors, being anywhere near snow, and more. 

Hey, we also use this episode as an excuse to celebrate a milestone that you guys helped us achieve so: 1) thank you so, so much for your continued support and 2) sorry in advance that I (Katie) get a little drunk and yell-y in this one. 

Let us know your thoughts on this episode on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like--we love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's totally excellent sponsors, Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for all your monthly horror nerd needs, Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com) for your creepy art zine needs and Dylan Garrett Smith (http://www.dylangarrettsmith.com) for your insanely eerie art needs. Let them know you heard about them from us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 93_Episode_92__Dead_Snow_2009.mp3
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Episode 91- The Last Man on Earth (1964)

In this week's episode, we are go back to a much-requested time period with the 1964 Vincent Price classic, "The Last Man on Earth." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not Allen is tricking Katie into watching movies with Italians, Vincent Price's limitations in acting and also possibly parenting, awkward uses of modern slang, nerd rage, some gaming talk and terrible impressions of VP himself.

How do you feel about this movie? What's your favorite 60s horror film? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also check out this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at their website www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up for the Parcel of Terror, a monthly subscription box full of amazing handmade horror stuff. There's literally no reason not to, you're gonna love it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 92_Episode_91__Last_Man_on_Earth_1964.mp3
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Episode 90- Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

This week we're joined by our friend Samm to discuss her pick, the 1982 sequel-but-actually-a-prequel-but-actually-could-not-take-place-before-the-original-Amityville, "Amityville II: The Possession." Special topics for your consideration include: shit rooms, the even numbered films in a series, having to get pistol-whipped...again, things we didn't necessarily understand about the movie "Rocky," remaking "The Exorcist," more ghost-or-cat questions but now with the addition of angry dad and lots and lots of incest talk. Guys, we are so sorry about that part. 

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it and the entire "Amityville" series as a whole? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulanc@gmail.com.

Don't forget to check out Samm's work at the Daughters of Darkness podcast, available here: http://diaboliquemagazine.com/category/daughters-of-darkness-podcast and her blog, as seen here: http://www.satanic-pandemonium.com

Also, we're sponsored this week by our pals at Cryptocurium, where you can get a parcel of amazing handmade stuff delivered to your door for just $35/month. Check them out at http://www.cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_90_-_Amityville_II_1982.mp3
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Episode 89- Queen of the Damned (2002)

In this week's episode, we make our triumphant return to the Year of Rage by hate-watching the 2002 Anne Rice nu-metal vampire movie "Queen of the Damned." Special topics for you to consider: what the motivations of any character in this movie actually are, nu metal and who even likes it??, the entirely stupid concept of a rock and roll vampire, how amazing Aaliyah is and why it takes her a full hour of this approximately 82 hour film to show up, and poor life decisions in college. 

Tell us your thoughts on this one at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also contribute to our "Mailbag!" segment at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Have you checked out our amazing sponsors yet?? If not, we don't know what to tell you except to go do it. Cryptocurium is a fantastic monthly subscription box full of handmade art, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.org) is a publishing house (nay, publishing hospital) that puts out beautiful works of creepy art. Let them know you heard about them from us, okay?

Please also consider logging into iTunes and rating/reviewing us. It really does help other people find us, and that's so awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done it already, you are completely the best. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 90_Episode_89__Queen_of_the_Damned_2002.mp3
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Episode 88- Shivers (1975)

This week we're discussing our first real body horror film, the 1975 early David Cronenburg movie "Shivers." Special topics for you to mull over include: the return of the great Pittsburgh summer pastime Savini Watch (#saviniwatch2k16), Big Bear Doin Thangs, being an "old Jeff Goldblum," the beauty of the 1970s, the horrifying grossness of the 1970s, Dr. Mushmouth and a brief list of things that are cool.

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Check out our sponsors this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door, and Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com), where different cool shit gets handmade and then delivered to your door. You're gonna love them both.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 89_Episode_88_-_Shivers_1975.mp3
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Episode 87- The Faculty (1998)

This week we're returning to the 1990s because quite frankly, we just can't get enough lately! Join us as we discuss the 1998 sci-fi horror film "The Faculty." Things to consider include: the exceptional fashion of the 1990s, feeling left behind by popular culture once one reaches a particular age, whether or not this is actually a better version of "Scream," the actors in this movie that you know from a million other things, some love for the television sitcom 'Frasier' and this terrifying portrait of Edward Furlong that exists on Katie's cell phone: http://bit.ly/1YzzKv3

Have you seen this one? Tell us your thoughts on it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. If you have a moment and want to help out the show, please hop over to iTunes where you can rate and review us. It helps other people find us, and that is awesome. Thank you to those of you who have done so already. You are truly the best. 

Also, give a little love to this week's sponsors: the super creepy and wonderful monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and the eerie, beautiful artwork featured in the handmade zines offered by Seventh Church Ministries (http://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). We love the stuff these guys produce and we know you will too.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 88_Episode_87__The_Faculty_1998.mp3
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Episode 86- Hush (2016)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2016 home invasion film "Hush." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the possible side effects of Ecto-Cooler, Deep Purple vs. Kula Shaker vs. Simon & Garfunkel, the advantages of living in the city, survival plans for a home invasion and terrible accents from terrible television shows. 

What do you think about this movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Please also consider visiting a couple of webpages on our behalf: our sponsors Cryptocurium and their amazing Parcel of Terror at http://www.cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries and their wonderful zines at http://www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and a gofundme that is very close to our hearts, a cataract surgery fund for Kevin (a Werewolf Ambulance EMT) at https://www.gofundme.com/27qvpdsd. These things mean a lot to us, and it's awesome that you guys support them too.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 87_Episode_86_-_Hush_2016.mp3
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Episode 85- House on Haunted Hill (1999)

This week we're joined by our friend Ross to discuss his pick, the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the misnomer of calling the setting a house, poor man's versions of other actors, the wonderful 90s combination of Lisa Loeb, Marilyn Manson and Sonya Blade, looking for trouble in the basement, questionable Academy Awards, tax implications and CHRIS KATTAN. 

Have you seen this one? Do you have any fondness for it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money as long as we both shall live, okay guys?

If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 86_Episode_85_-_House_on_Haunted_Hill_1999.mp3
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Episode 84- Demons (1985)

This week we're back to the Italian super-weird horror films of a few decades ago with the 1985 Lamberto Bava film, "Demons." Special topics of the week include: Allen losing his mind (as he predicted, in all fairness), the peak era of dirt bikes, plenty of sound effects, appropriate times to eat a stromboli, the hero of this film 'Zhorzge', crazy effects and of course, movie punks.  

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Where does it fall for you on the spectrum of Italian horror films? You can let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com to be featured on a future episode's "Mailbag!" segment. 

Please also check out this week's sponsors: Cryptocurium and their rad Parcel of Terror monthly subscription box at cryptocurium.com and Seventh Church Ministries' amazing zines of creepy art at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Let them know you found them through us so they'll keep giving us money in perpetuity, okay guys?

If you have a moment, could you please also leave us a rating/review on iTunes? It really helps other people find us and new listeners make us so happy. Thanks to all of you for all of your continued support--it truly means so much to us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_84__Demons_1985.mp3
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Episode 83- Paranormal Activity (2007)

Ghosts! Or demons! Or whatever! This week we're talking about the 2007 found footage film "Paranormal Activity." Special topics for your consideration include: high quality foley work, cats vs. ghosts: what's the difference?, a very Pittsburgh haunting, the majesty of "Foyle's War," why we're afraid of ghosts when we don't believe in them (part two) and how to make love songs better.

Have you seen this one? What about its many sequels? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com if you'd like to be featured on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also give our sponsors some love! You can sign up for Cryptocurium's Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com and check out the amazing zines from Seventh Church Ministries at seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com, and we promise that you will not regret a single moment you spend doing either. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 84_Episode_83_-_Paranormal_Activity_2007.mp3
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Episode 82- Coraline (2009)

In this week's very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we put our usual potty mouths on hold and behaved in a very passably kid-friendly way to discuss the 2009 film "Coraline." Special topics include: what two childless people think that children probably like, these same childless people offering advice to children because we are exactly the kind of people from whom you would want your children to take advice, our amazement at the beauty of stop motion animation, jokes from the internet, drinking because of office jobs and the actual distressing scenes in this children's movie.

Have you seen this movie? Do you/your kids like it? Tell us what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Also, feel free to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and you might hear yourself on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also check out this week's sponsors Cryptocurium (http://www.cryptocurium.com) and Seventh Church Ministries (https://seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com/) to check out their amazing wares: the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and new publications of horror zines, respectively. You're going to love them both.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 83_Episode_82__Coraline_2009.mp3
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Episode 81- Saw (2004)

Well, we had to do it sometime. In this week's episode we're discussing the 2004 granddaddy of grisly 'what would you do?' movies, "Saw." Special topics for you to consider include: several people who are wonderful but specifically Danny Glover and reggae fusion artist Shaggy, terrible parenting, possible career paths that Jigsaw could have explored, bad accents, whether or not "Saw" is actually just kind of a bunko "Se7en," things that could have gone wrong that would have foiled this entire film's plot and the return of "Mailbag!"

What are your thoughts on "Saw"? Did you like it? Did you like any of the sequels? Are you secretly (or not-so-secretly) a huge fan of yuck-out torture horror? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear your message on a future edition of "Mailbag!"

Please also check out our awesome-as-always sponsor, Cryptocurium! You can find them at cryptocurium.com, where you can also sign up for the monthly Parcel of Terror to have amazing handcrafted stuff delivered to your door. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 82_Episode_81__Saw_2004.mp3
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Episode 80- Predator (1987)

This week we're joined by our pal Justin Gray to discuss his pick, the 1987 action/sci-fi/horror(??) favorite "Predator." Special topics for your consideration include: gubernatorial candidates we would get behind from the cast of this movie, whether or not there is actually a plot to "Predator", very uncomfortable jokes, terrible impressions, the 12-year-old-boy vibe and of course, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!! This episode also marks the introduction of a new segment on Werewolf Ambulance, "Mailbag!" 

You've definitely seen "Predator." Do you agree with our assessments? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. Also consider emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and maybe you'll hear yourself on a future "Mailbag!" 

Also, big thanks to Justin (@build.to.burn) for joining us and also to this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium! Check them out at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror and get cool horror gear delivered to you every month. You'll love it, we promise. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 81_Episode_80__Predator_1987.mp3
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Episode 79- Prince of Darkness (1987)

This week we're tackling our very first John Carpenter film-- the second installment in the 'Apocalypse Trilogy' from 1987, "Prince of Darkness." Special topics for you to consider include: the types of things that might appear on Carpenter's rider, how quantum physics actually work and whether or not they were considered in the making of this film, 80's fashion and the unflattering look of so many slacks, how far a good mustache can take a man in his life, Satan and also Big Satan, and Y2K. 

Have you seen this movie? Where does it rank for you on the Carpenter favorites scale? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd love to hear from you. This movie was suggested by a lovely listener, so if you have a movie you'd like to hear us discuss, let us know!

Please also visit our totally excellent sponsor Cryptocurium to sign up for their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and get ready to receive amazing stuff in your mailbox every month. You're seriously going to love it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 80_Episode_79__Prince_of_Darkness_1987.mp3
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Episode 78- Housebound (2014)

In this week's episode, we reveal just how shamefully little we know about the entire country of New Zealand when we discuss the 2014 film "Housebound." Topics of discussion include: ghost hunters in real life, budget toys, crossovers between the 1980s and juggalos, the disgusting concept of putting one's fingers into a stranger's mouth and some mashups of the "Rocky" theme.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You guys are the best, we love to hear from you. 

Please also visit our rad sponsor, Cryptocurium Custom Creations at cryptocurium.com. Sign up for their Parcel of Terror and get amazing stuff in your mailbox every month without fail. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 79_Episode_78__Housebound_2014.mp3
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Episode 77- The Omen (1976)

This week we're discussing one of the classics of the "evil child" genre, the 1976 film "The Omen." Special topics for your consideration include: a defense of Tonya Harding, wanting to have a child but not necessarily to pay attention to the child, the most effective ways to inform someone that their child is the Antichrist, why Allen doesn't act and a potential new 'Flintstones' character.

We hope you liked this episode! If you did, please tell a friend and also let us know your thoughts on the episode, the movie, or whatever you want to talk about at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also check out our excellent sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. We are legitimately so excited to get this box every month and we know you will be too.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 78_Episode_77__The_Omen_1976.mp3
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Episode 76- ???? (1990)

You guys, this episode is for us. We hope you like it. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week.

You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 77_Episode_76_-__1990.mp3
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Episode 75- Ritual (Modus Anomali) (2012)

It's a special guestisode week, EMTs! This week we're joined by our friend Colleen to discuss her pick, the 2012 Indonesian thriller "Ritual (Modus Anomali)." Special topics for your careful consideration include: learning how to Dougie, puns and brain damage, what Indonesian people must think about Americans, awkward family interactions, the consistency of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," Muay Thai Day and the use of cornflakes in fights.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. If you like this episode, could you please tell a friend? And if you reaaaally liked it, consider rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Thank you sincerely, as always, for helping us grow.

Please also check out this week's sponsor Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive the highly excellent Parcel of Terror in your mailbox monthly. You're gonna love it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 76_Episode_75__Ritual_2012.mp3
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Episode 74- Pay the Ghost (2015)

This week we're returning to our collective pool of rage to discuss the 2015 previously unheard-of Nicolas Cage film "Pay the Ghost." Why was is previously unheard of? Because it is bad. It is very bad. Special topics of conversation include: way too much discussion of the anatomy of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, mushing a bunch of movies together, all of the financial woes of one Nicolas Cage, what happens when a person who doesn't really like horror movies tries to make a horror movie, pretty German ladies and LORIIIIII!

We sort of feel like it's a dumb question to ask you if you've seen this one--of course you haven't, why would you? More importantly, why did we??-- but on the off chance you Netflix'd into it...what do you think of it? If not, what's your favorite Nic Cage role? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also visit this week's sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com to sign up for their Parcel of Terror. After you hear all the great stuff that's in the most recent box, you'll be begging them to take your money!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 75_Episode_74__Pay_the_Ghost_2015.mp3
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Episode 73- The Witch (2015)

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Well, now you can do it on a budget with the Arby's 5 for $5! There's no better deal in fast food. Seriously though, have you seen "The Witch" yet? If not, don't listen to this episode. Don't do it to yourself, because we super-spoil it. For those of you who have seen it, some special topics of consideration include: how humor is created (repeating a joke ad infinitum is probably the best way), starting a cult of Werewolf Ambulance, more beatboxing, people being confounded by both pop culture and the endless annoyances of having to see a movie in public with other humans, and SPOILERS, you guys, spoilers, we don't wanna hear about it, we warned you!

Did you see "The Witch"? What did you think? Let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also consider leaving us a rating/review on iTunes. It helps us grow and also touches us deeply when we read them. Seriously.

Please also visit our sponsor Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror. This upcoming month is a surprise month and that sounds pretty rad to us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 74_Episode_73__The_Witch_2015.mp3
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Episode 72- The Beyond (1981)

Man oh man, what a movie we have for you this week: we're discussing the completely bananas Lucio Fulci 1981 film "The Beyond." Special topics of conversation include: an awful lot of eye trauma, Nana's favorite ethnic joke, Joe the Plumber and his political aspirations, death by spider, the possibility of watching this movie on mute and terrible, terrible guide dogs. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Do you have the answers to any of the "why??" questions we posed in this episode? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

While you're on the internet, you should head over to cryptocurium.com to sign up to receive their monthly subscription box called The Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 73_Episode_72__The_Beyond_1981.mp3
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Episode 71- All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie.

Have you see this one? What do you think? Did you feel as weirdly up and down as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you liked this episode, tell a friend! Help us grow our Werewolf Ambulance universe!

Please also visit our sponsor at cryptocurium.com to sign up for the Parcel of Terror, the absolute best monthly subscription box money can buy. You're gonna love it. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 72_Episode_71__All_Cheerleaders_Die_2013.mp3
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Episode 70- 30 Days of Night (2007)

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Allison to discuss her pick, the 2007 vampire film "30 Days of Night." Special topics to consider include: misconceptions about who is actually in this movie, the plot of the film "Pearl Harbor," Oreos and their myriad of flavors, the healing powers of alcohol, uncomfortably watching this movie on a plane, the concept of actually living in Alaska (apologies to our Alaskan listeners, you are tougher than we are by about a million) and THE UTILIDOR: what in the world is it??

Please check out the comedy of our guest Allison on Twitter @allistillo and on iTunes with the hilarious album "Forever 32." Don't forget to show this week's sponsor some love too! Get over to cryptocurium.com and sign up for the Parcel of Terror, their incredible handmade monthly subscription box. You will not regret it.

Have you seen this movie? What are your thoughts? Do you prefer a velvet-trousered vampire or an animalistic one? Please tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance or on Twitter @werebulance. And hey, if you liked this episode or any of our episodes, tell a friend and help us grow. Thanks for everything, EMTs!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 71_Episode_70__30_Days_of_Night_2007.mp3
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Episode 69- Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!

Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did.

Have you seen this movie? Are you angry we made you watch it? Good, then welcome to your own personal Year of Rage! We're glad we can provide you with the material you need. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 70_Episode_69__Thir13en_Ghosts_2001.mp3
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Episode 68- Trick 'r Treat (2007)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it.

Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us.

Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 69_Episode_68_-_Trick_r_Treat_2007.mp3
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Episode 67- Phantasm (1979)

In this week's episode, we get deep into some dream logic with the dream-like 1979 horror film "Phantasm." Special topics of conversation include: whether or not anyone can pull off Reggie Bannister's hair, being "Phantasm-good" at acting, trying out one's new peeper, the lack of work on the part of the folks who came up with the He-Man characters' names and asking a lot of questions that begin with "but why...?"

If you're a new listener and you like what you hear, tell your friends! Please also tell us your thoughts on this movie, this episode, Jody's acting chops or whatever's on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Please also visit our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at cryptocurium.com to check out the Parcel of Terror, an amazing monthly mail subscription box full of cool stuff.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 68_Episode_67__Phantasm_1979.mp3
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Episode 65- Alien (1979)

In this episode (a temporary deviation from our Year of Rage campaign) we are joined by our friend Jason to discuss his favorite movie, the 1979 Ridley Scott scifi horror classic "Alien." Special topics for your consideration include: liking vs. disliking space as a concept, writing a new movie called "Star Beast", quadruplet cats, amazing practical effects, jerking it to breakfast, the best movie monsters ever created and Jason's "Alien" fanaticism.

Let us know what you think about this movie, this episode, any other movie you'd like us to discuss or whatever else may be on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you guys!

Please also check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com, where you can sign up for the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and have amazing horror paraphernalia delivered to your door and into your heart. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 66_Episode_65__Alien_1979.mp3
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Episode 64- The Haunting (1999)

This week we're continuing with 2016: The Year of Rage with a discussion of a #1 box office gold movie, the star-studded (?) ghost story "The Haunting" from 1999. Special topics for your consideration include: the haircut known as a "butt cut", this ridiculous script, more IRB issues with psychological studies, 1999 CGI: wet, the majesty of Shirley Jackson, being victorious or being Virginia Madsen, what the fuck Liam Neeson is doing in this movie and "Speed 2: Cruise Control."

Special thanks to Richard Duggan at screenmonsters.com and the Chewing the Scenery podcast for the amazing t-shirts! If you like our podcast, check them out as well. 

Another special thanks to Cryptocurium for sponsoring this episode. Check out their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up immediately or we assure you, you will regret it (because it's full of great stuff, not because we are going to come to your house and hurt you or anything. Probably.)

You can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Let us know what you think about this movie, the "Speed" franchise or really, whatever you want! We love to hear from you.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 65_Episode_64__The_Haunting_1999.mp3
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Episode 63- The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself.    

Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time.

Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com! Get this bad boy in your mailbox every month and you'll be glad you did. 

 

Direct download: 64_Episode_63__The_Taking_of_Deborah_Logan_2014.mp3
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You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls." 

Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth.

Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love to hear from you.

Please also give our sponsor cryptocurium.com some love by checking out the Parcel of Terror on their site. 

Happy new year, EMTs! May 2016 bring you way better movies than this one.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 63_Episode_62__Darkness_Falls_2003.mp3
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Episode 61- Krampus (2015)

GUYS, THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU INTEND TO.

Sure, we know, there's a "Star Wars" movie out right now, but there is also a movie about Santa's evil Eastern European counterpart who punishes those who have lost their Christmas spirit with brutal deaths. Since it's the happy happy holiday season, this week we're discussing the current-run Christmas-themed horror movie, "Krampus."

Special topics for your consideration include: our own personal holiday spirit (or lack thereof), excellent puppetry, more child murders, your Bumpus relatives, the last living Beatle, our new podcast "Movies Katie Hasn't Seen" and Journey. Yes, Journey. 

Special thanks to this week's sponsor Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their amazing Parcel of Terror. Check it out, subscribe to it, love it.

Have you seen Krampus yet? Did you like it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you missed last year's Christmas episode, download Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" and get even deeper into the Christmas season with us. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 62_Episode_61__Krampus_2015.mp3
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Episode 60- An American Werewolf in London (1981)

This week we're joined by our friend Jeanne to discuss her pick, the 1981 John Landis werewolf classic "An American Werewolf in London." Special topics for your consideration include: the benefits of multiple shower heads, inappropriate behavior as a nurse, the wiggly flap, what Debbie Kline is up to now, werewolf mythology and being a sorrow predator. 

Have you seen this movie? Where does it stand in your personal werewolf film rankings? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you.

Also, go check out Jeanne's work at www.jeannemdangelo.com and don't forget about the Parcel of Terror at Cryptocurium! Get more information and sign up for yourself or a friend at www.cryptocurium.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 61_Episode_60__An_American_Werewolf_In_London_1981.mp3
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Episode 59- Children of the Corn (1984)

OUTLANDERS! In this episode, the second installment of our religious rock block, we discuss the 1984 Stephen King short story adaptation "Children of the Corn." Topics for you to consider include: bending children to your will, Dr. Doctor M.D., pixel lava, what to actually do if you hit a child with your car, indictments of crass consumerism and most importantly, our newest creative business venture that we think you're really gonna love. Really. 

What are your thoughts on this movie or any of its many many sequels? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 60_Episode_59__Children_of_the_Corn_1984.mp3
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Episode 58- The Prophecy (1995)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 religious fantasy horror thriller "The Prophecy." Special topics for your perusal include: the possible casting options for an Axl Rose biopic, inappropriate teaching attire, biblical fan fiction, use of Wilhelm screams, when Jared Leto actually became Jared Leto and our new social media movement #noswayzenomovie. Please also enjoy our variety of impressions that sound half like Christopher Walken and half like Katie's Uncle Vic. 

Have you seen this bananas film? What do you think of it? Also, feel free to provide other alternate names for Elias Koteas at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 59_Episode_58__The_Prophecy_1995.mp3
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Episode 57- Pumpkinhead (1989)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1989 Stan Winston monster/slasher/Lance Henrikson film "Pumpkinhead." Special topics for your consideration include: the way dogs' legs bend, more of horror's greatest villains: rich shitty teens, palming people like a basketball, a general rudeness to rural folks, t-shirts with tigers and roses on them, whether or not we are all Pumpkinhead (just a little bit), and lots and lots of talk about sitcoms of the 1980s-1990s.

Have you seen Pumpkinhead? How do you feel about it? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. This, like many of our recent films, was recommended by a few EMTs and we love that--please keep your suggestions and comments coming. Special thanks to Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) for their sponsorship of this episode. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 58_Episode_57__Pumpkinhead_1989.mp3
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Episode 56- Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Is this a comedy? Is this a horror film? What is happening here? This week we are discussing those very crucial questions about the 1986 Tobe Hooper sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," along with such other important topics as: the size of the Alamo, "The Neverending Story," our favorite special effects artist and yours (Tom Savini, of course), alternate spellings for the word 'sex,' what in the actual fuck Dennis Hopper is doing and the fact that Franklin had it coming.

Where do you fall in the comedy vs. horror debate? What do you think of Leatherface's burgeoning sexuality? What's your take on this movie overall? You can let us know on Facebook (/werewolfambulance), on Instagram (@werebulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). This movie was recommended by a number of you so please keep your suggestions and comments coming--we love to hear from you.

Thanks again to Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror for sponsoring this episode! Find out more at cryptocurium.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 57_Episode_56__Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_2_1986.mp3
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Episode 55-The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

In this week's episode, we're joined by our friend Perry to discuss one of his favorite movies, the 1991 crime thriller horror film "The Silence of the Lambs." Special topics to consider include the Hannibal Lecter movie & television universe, the puckering of one's butthole, how people from Pittsburgh say all kinds of things wrong, Buffalo Bill as the absolute worst guy ever, ballerina music boxes and 1 million impressions of Clarice and Buffalo Bill. Bonus points to the first listener to tell us how many times we said "Dr. Lecter!" in this episode. Short answer? It's a lot. 

This movie is such a classic--do you love it as well? Let us know your thoughts on anything regarding "The Silence of the Lambs" on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We really do love to hear from you. Please also keep your movie suggestions coming! The next few we are doing were EMT suggestions, which is awesome. Speaking of awesome, don't forget to check out the Parcel of Terror on cryptocurium.com. Highly recommended!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 56_Episode_55__The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_1991.mp3
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Episode 54- The Shining (1980)

In this episode, we discuss one of the 'tent poles' of horror, the 1980 Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Topics of interest include: all of the bonkers (and...not so bonkers??!) conspiracy theories surrounding this movie, a compare and contrast with the 1997 miniseries aka the "Brian-from-Wings version," a treatise on Indian burial grounds, Jack Nicholson as a crazy person, getting super deep into Googling "The Shining" and Steven King's fascination with supernatural kids.

You've definitely seen this movie. Do you love it? Does anyone not love it? Let us know! You can find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and never forget werewolfambulance.angelfire.com!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 55_Episode_54__The_Shining_1980.mp3
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Episode 53- Ginger Snaps (2000)

Welcome to SEASON TWO of Werewolf Ambulance and our special Halloween week episode! This week we're discussing our favorite holiday (including the great Reese's Peanut Butter Cups vs. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins debate) and more importantly, we're talking about the 2000 Canadian teenage werewolf film "Ginger Snaps."

Special topics include some highlights of our first season, menstruation and more menstruation, funny Canadian money, great Canadian bands, chilly Canadian weather, kooky moms, taking field hockey class, methods of putting blood in your mouth and a lot of puberty talk.

We had no idea this movie was so beloved until we posted that we were discussing it and read your opinions. Thank you, EMTs, for all the feedback and comments and always being there with us. Also if you have any input on our silly ratings system, we are all ears! Get in touch on Facebook (facebook.com/werewolfambulance), Instagram (werewolfambulance) and Twitter (werebulance). 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 54_Episode_53__Ginger_Snaps_2000.mp3
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Episode 52- Halloween III (1982)

HBD to us!! In this very special one-year anniversary episode, we get into the holiday spirit with the 1982 installment of the "Halloween" franchise, "Halloween III (Season of the Witch)." Topics for discussion include: the weirdness and excellence that is the work of Tom Atkins, the insides of robots, Marge Guttmann, fucking STONEHENGE, not being very nonchalant, and time zones: how they work.

Hey guys, thank you so much for the support of us in our first year! You are all wonderful and we love you. If you want to get in touch with us, find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

Direct download: 53_Episode_52__Halloween_III_1982.mp3
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Episode 51- Hellraiser (1987)

Come to daddy, Werewolf EMTs! This week we're discussing the 1987 Clive Barker pleasure-meets-pain-meets-puzzles horror classic, "Hellraiser." Special topics of discussion include: Frank's bizarre accent and even more bizarre need to be wearing clothing at basically every moment, the California Raisins, rocks shaped like potatoes, super gory effects, Captain Lou Albano and what parts of a person's skin you'd really need to wear in order to pass for them.

Do you like this movie? This is one where we'd particularly like to hear from you: tell us your thoughts on "Hellraiser" at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werebulance, on Twitter @werebulance or as always, at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 52_Episode_51__Hellraiser_1987.mp3
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Episode 50- The Blob (1988)

50 episodes!! Thank you all so much for your support and your kind words that have encouraged us to do this! You are all amazing and we love you. 

In this extra special episode, we are joined by our friend Mike Bukowski to discuss his pick, the 1988 remake of "The Blob." Special topics of discussion include: an update on #saviniwatch2k15, amazing special effects, how ice works, a harsh harsh world in which children get murdered on-screen, the sad killing of the handsome guy, a defense of Kevin Dillon and his indefensible hair and Mike's cool mom.

Have you seen this movie? Do you like it? How do you think it stacks up against the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 51_Episode_50__The_Blob_1988.mp3
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Episode 49- The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

In this week's episode we take on our first remake, or meta-remake, or whatever you want to call it: the 2014 slasher "The Town That Dreaded Sundown." Special topics for your musing include: hatred of athletic sex, "Walker, Texas Ranger," refusing to take guff for "Gilmore Girls," better phantom reveals, better things you could watch on Netflix, better movies called "The Town That Dreaded Sundown," red herrings and confusing motivations. 

What are your thoughts on this movie? What are your thoughts on the original? You can tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, don't forget to see what's new this week at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com!

If you enjoyed this episode or any of our episodes, please take a moment to give us a rating on iTunes and/or tell a friend about us. Your support is what helps us grow--and thank you to all of you who have done this already!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 50_Episode_49__The_Town_That_Dreaded_Sundown_2014.mp3
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Episode 48- Unfriended (2014)

In this episode, we discuss last year's found footage/supernatural/technological horror film "Unfriended." Special topics of discussion include: what ever happened to Chunk and Horace, ineptitude with computers in general, cats doing backflips, clicking wildly, Chekhov's knife and the occasional shitting of one's pants. Oh, and teens--so much talk about teens.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? You can let us know on our Facebook page (Werewolf Ambulance), on Instagram (@werewolfambulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 49_Episode_48__Unfriended_2014.mp3
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Episode 47- Don't Look Now (1973)

This episode could best be described as 1) how we earned our explicit rating on iTunes or 2) a "very long day" episode in which we go a little bit off-topic in describing the 1973 British-Italian psychological thriller "Don't Look Now" (and also make quite a few sound effects.)

Special topics include: the magnetism of Sutherland, a takedown of the film "Antichrist" (again), Father Bartelucci, good old fashioned suspicion of everyone and everything, the oh-so-famous sex scene and quite possibly the best description of Channing Tatum ever uttered aloud. You're gonna love it.

Have you seen "Don't Look Now"? Love it? Hate it? Also, tell us how you feel about Sutherland. Thank you Missy for suggesting this movie! Everyone, keep giving us your suggestions--we love to hear them. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 48_Episode_47__Dont_Look_Now_1973.mp3
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Episode 46- The Howling (1981)

Well guys, we figured that if we were going to wait 46 whole episodes to do a werewolf film, it only made sense that we'd do one that is absolutely bonkers. With that, we bring you the 1981 Joe Dante film "The Howling." Special topics of consideration include: whether or not werewolves are sympathetic creatures, whether or not Tom Savini cares about us, Slim Pickens, Roller Coaster Tycoon as a film score, connections between lycanthropy & psychology and the tonguing of wounds.

Have you seen "The Howling"? Do you love it? Do you agree that it is bonkers? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. This movie was suggested to us by a fantastic listener named Dylan, so please keep your suggestions coming--we love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 47_Episode_46__The_Howling_1981.mp3
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Episode 45- Rosemary's Baby (1968)

What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs?! This week we're joined by our friend Sara this to discuss the 1968 classic "Rosemary's Baby." Special topics of discussion include: the pros and cons of joining a Satanic cult, vodka blush recipes, what exactly a "crepe hanger" is, the importance of literacy and R. Kelly vs. Roman Polanski in a gross-off for the ages.

Have you seen this movie? Do you love it? If not, why not? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Oh, and don't forget about our new site, werewolfambulance.angelfire.com!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 46_Episode_45__Rosemarys_Baby_1968.mp3
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Episode 44- Scream (1996)

First, some errors and omissions: In this episode, I say that you can't really see Tom Cruise's penis in "All the Right Moves" very well but after doing further research with the magic of online videos, you totally can. You can totally see his penis. Please accept my deepest apology for this error.

Best,
Katie

Okay, onto the episode! This week we discuss the 1996 teen slasher "Scream." Special topics of consideration include: getting into One Direction, MMA puns, similarities to James Bond villains, the oldest high schoolers ever, disillusionment, a handful of Canadian jokes and most excitingly: our new Angelfire website! Visit it at werewolfambulance.angelfire.com. By the way, we also spoil some things in "Scream 2" so... we're sorry about that.

Have you seen this movie? Where do you come down on it? Let us know--we love to hear from you. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. Also, please keep recommending movies you'd like us to review!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 45_Episode_44__Scream_1996.mp3
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Episode 43- We Are What We Are (2013)

In this week's episode, we explore our darker and more primitive sides as we discuss the 2013 high-tension cannibal thriller "We Are What We Are." Special topics for your consideration include: the skillsets of country doctors, family drama, weird religion, Keanu Reeves, Allen's nightmare dungeon, eating a dog, eating a cat, eating a horse and of course, eating people.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If you have seen the original Mexican film, how did you feel the remake held up? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 44_Episode_43__We_Are_What_We_Are_2013.mp3
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Episode 42- Spider Baby (1967)

In this episode, we make an overdue foray into the '60s to discuss the absolutely bonkers 1967 Lon Chaney Jr. film "Spider Baby." Special topics for your consideration include: socially acceptable drunk driving, VERY VERY subtle references to "The Wolf Man," the weird dating lives of legal secretaries, tiptoeing into exploitation cinema and what it truly means to be pre-pre-natal.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 43_Episode_42__Spider_Baby_1967.mp3
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In this episode, we discuss the 1981 classic shark film "Jawses" starring the beloved characters of 'Quimpt' and 'Richard Dreyfuss.' No, that's not true--we watched "The Last Shark" aka "Great White" aka "L'Ultimo Squalo," the Italian cover band version of that one really famous shark movie. Special topics include: the bizarre accents and even more bizarre death of Vic Morrow, how gubernatorial campaigns work, butcher conspiracies, sharks in reverse, the Giorgios and greatest scene we have viewed to this point in WWA history.

Have you seen this movie? If not, you should really see this movie--it's free on YouTube! Then tell us what you thought of it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. As always, we love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 42_Episode_41__Last_Shark_1981.mp3
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What was that?? Was that something at the window?! Better grab a meat tenderizer and a board with some nails in it because this week, we're talking about the 2011 home invasion horror film "You're Next." Special topics for discussion include: mock turtlenecks, family dynamics, where Allen does or does not hide weapons in his home, the Michael Myers effect, a variety of other home invasion films and favorite real-life murderous rage soundtracks.  

Sorry this one's a little long, EMTs, but we had so much to say about this movie! What did you think of it? Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. As always, we love to hear from you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 41_Episode_40__Youre_Next_2011.mp3
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Episode 39- Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

In this week's episode, we get angry about the level of effort put into (or more accurately, not put into) the 5th installment in the "Leprechaun" franchise, the 2000 film "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did anyone give any shit about this movie at all? It does not appear so. Special topics of discussion include: Tyler Perry characters, Ice-T's acting chops, positive rap, spending gold instead of money, and what in the world was actually happening with Coolio?? 

Werewolf EMTs, how could you do this to us? We know that technically it's our fault but we're blaming you anyway. What did you think of this movie? If you enjoyed it, tell us why! We sincerely want to know. Get in touch at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram@werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 40_Episode_39__Leprechaun_in_the_Hood_2000.mp3
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Episode 38- The Gate (1987)

In this episode, we chastise you for not using the hashtag #saviniwatch2k15. Guys, why are we the only ones using it?? C'mon. Anyway, this week we are discussing the 1987 film "The Gate." Some fairly important topics of discussion: Canadians, baby Stephen Dorff, baby serial killers, "hair and feelings" (as usual), the return of Brian from "Wings" and the crazy effects that brought us the wonderful, wonderful creatures of this film.

God, do we love "The Gate." Do you love it? Please tell us you love it. Or tell us if you hate it! We always love to hear from you at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. If you liked this episode, consider giving us a rating on iTunes --it allows more people to find out about us--and/or tell a friend. We so appreciate it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 39_Episode_38__The_Gate_1987.mp3
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Episode 37- Zombeavers (2014)

In this episode, we quite frankly struggle to come up with enough things to say about the 2014 slasher/comedy "Zombeavers." Instead, we discuss important topics such as: television shows we enjoy, movies we'd like to see get made, other movies that are better than this one, the song "Your Body is a Wonderland" and we also set a Werewolf Ambulance record for the number of times that the phrase, "I don't know" is uttered in a single episode. 

Did you like this movie? Tell us about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We'd really love to hear from you on this one!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 38_Episode_37__Zombeavers_2014.mp3
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Episode 36- Waxwork (1988)

In this episode, we discuss the absurdity and delight that is the 1988 horror comedy thriller, "Waxwork." Special topics for your consideration include: the rise & fall of Billy from "Gremlins," oddly-named Draculas, gin Gimlis, the trustworthiness of women named after countries and--AGAIN--terrible cops! We may as well change the iTunes description of this podcast to "an analysis and critique of police work in the modern horror film." God, horror cops are the worst. 

Do you love this movie? We hope you love this movie. Tell us about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 37_Episode_36__Waxwork_1988.mp3
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Episode 35- Neon Maniacs (1986)

In this week's episode, we are joined by our friend Josh to discuss the 1986 cult classic "Neon Maniacs." This episode produces more questions than it does answers, such as...what is a Neon Maniac? Where did they come from? Why do they live near the ocean if water will kill them? What do they talk about during the day?... and so on, and so forth. Other important topics include: Benjamin Button disease, possible repercussions for disrespecting 80's movie punks and yet another glimpse into the world of ineptitude that is being a cop in a horror movie. 

If you like Josh as much as we do, check out his podcast "The Ungodly Warlocks" and his blog http://lendmeyoursteelbearinghand.blogspot.com/

As always, you can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Let us know what you thought of this movie! Did you think it was nutbar as well? What other movies would you like to see on Werewolf Ambulance?



Direct download: 36_Episode_35__Neon_Maniacs_1986.mp3
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Episode 34- Candyman (1992)

EMTs, do us a favor. Plop yourself in front of a mirror and repeat five times: "Werewolf Ambulance.... Werewolf Ambulance..." and wait for us to show up because we are talking about the 1992 thriller "Candyman" this week! Special topics for your consideration include: Tom Savini Thigh Watch 2k15 (please use the hashtag #saviniwatch2k15), smoking, the return of bugs in toilets, more smoking, an unexpected appearance from Benjamin Franklin, big projects in academia, Bloody Mary vs. the Pig Woman, BEES, and finally more smoking. Ohh, delicious smoking. 

Hey, a special thanks to Fright Hype/Crypt TV for the shoutout on their episode. Check them out at facebook.com/CryptTV.

You can find us on the internet too-- facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance. Let us know what you thought about this film and as always, please send us your recommendations...we love to hear from you guys!

Direct download: 35_Episode_34__Candyman_1992.mp3
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Episode 33- The Craft (1996)

Light as a feather, stiff as a board: it's time to talk about the 1996 witchcraft thriller "The Craft." Topics of importance include attempts to contact rock legends via a ouija board, the age range of people who can play high school students, Fairuza Balk being turned up to 11, an unhealthy enjoyment of smoking and the fact that maaaaybe juggalos aren't so bad. 

We know a lot of you love this movie--tell us all about it on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance. Please also keep your recommendations coming! We always love to hear from you.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 34_Episode_33__The_Craft_1996.mp3
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Episode 32- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

By popular demand, we are digging into the seventh installment of the "Friday the 13th" series, "The New Blood." This 1988 slasher has it all: kicky boots and cheap pearls, weird psychiatry, Patrick Swayze's hair, corpses that relocate regularly, telekinetic battles and the unofficial King of the Horror Con: Kane Hodder. 

Did you like this movie? If so, did you like it for any reasons other than cool skeletal Jason? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

This was a listener-recommended film and we love doing those. Let us know what you'd like to hear as well!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 33_Episode_32__Friday_the_13th_Part_7_1988.mp3
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In this episode about the 2006 teen slasher "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," we manage to talk about pretty much every other movie we could think of that wasn't "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" including but not limited to: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Antichrist," "The Craft," "Hellraiser," and "Friday the 13th." Does that mean we weren't so into Mandy Lane? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out!

What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_31__All_The_Boys_Love_Mandy_Lane_2006.mp3
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Episode 30- Office Killer (1997)

This week we are joined by our friend Kelly to discuss her pick, the 1997 horror-comedy film "Office Killer." Things to consider: the pleasures of email and murder, being either Molly Ringwald or Jeanne Tripplehorn as a personality test, Windexing the inside of a body and uncomfortably using the word "sidepiece."

Have you seen this movie? Did you like it? As always, we love to hear what you think. Get in touch with us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance.

 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 31_Episode_30_Office_Killer_1997.mp3
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Episode 29- Re-Animator (1985)

In this week's episode, we break down the 1985 sci-fi horror comedy "Re-Animator." Special topics for your consideration include the fine acting of Freddie Prinze Jr., the science of reanimation, sad-looking cats, boobs, peeps, upper body day and the coolest job ever. 

What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Get in touch: facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 30_Episode_29__Re-Animator_1985.mp3
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Episode 28- Child's Play 2 (1990)

In this episode we get deep into the Chucky mythos with the sequel "Child's Play 2" with such questions as "why does he need Andy?" and "is this what voodoo is?" Turns out that maybe we should have also watched the first "Child's Play" after all. Other important topics include barren wombs, shitty foster dads, sticking toys up one's butt, OSHA violations and very important Hummel figures. 

Did you love this movie as much as we did? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. As always, we love to hear from you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_28_Childs_Play_2_1990.mp3
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Episode 27- Sisters (1973)

We're revisiting our old friend Brian DePalma in this week's episode as we discuss the 1973 cult classic "Sisters." Special topics for your consideration include being French-Canadian, split screens, "Young Frankenstein," the dangers of women working hard at their careers, having "sessions" and what to do with a superfluous birthday cake.

Have you seen this movie? Did you think it was completely nutbar? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram at @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie podcast. 

Direct download: 28_Episode_27__Sisters_1973.mp3
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Episode 26- It Follows (2014)

Attention: we are going to spoil the hell out of this current-run movie, so please go see it first if you care about that kind of thing.

In this episode, we review the new movie "It Follows," covering such important topics as Eminem, life in the suburbs, Christianity, ideas that kids have, good boobs vs bad boobs and "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" for some reason.

Please let us know what you think of this movie! Did it stand up to the hype for you? You can let us know on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter @werebulance and instagram @werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 27_Episode_26__It_Follows_2015.mp3
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Episode 25- The Pit (1981)

Guys, we definitely lost our minds a little over this one: we are joined this week by our friend Amanda to discuss the bizarre world that is the 1981 film, "The Pit." In this episode we get deep into the weird science and weird sex stuff of a 12-year old boy, his talking teddy bear, a hole full of trolls and a sexy psychology student. That's really what this movie is about. Other topics of conversation include corn fetishes, shitty "Peter & the Wolf," big glasses fetishes, mommy issues, book fetishes, bizarre sound design and...like 40 other fetishes. It is seriously madness. If you haven't seen this movie, you need to see it! It's all over YouTube and it caused our brains to leak out our ears. 

You can get this episode at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com or on iTunes. As always, we love to hear from you. Have you seen "The Pit"? What did you think of it?

Direct download: 26_Episode_25__The_Pit_1981.mp3
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Episode 24- Grabbers (2012)

Please join us on a very special "vision quest" episode of Werewolf Ambulance in which we got drunk and watched the 2012 Irish horror comedy "Grabbers." Special topics of nonsense that we cover this week include: Dom DeLuise, "talking about Ireland", that 'Sherlock' episode "Humina Ha-Ha", drunks cops and the unending horrors of the ocean.

Please accept Katie's most heartfelt apologies for saying nothing useful and also for burping and making excessive sound effects in this episode. 

Did you see "Grabbers"? What did you think? As always, we'd love to hear your thoughts and if you liked this episode, please tell a friend!

Direct download: 25_Episode_24__Grabbers_2012.mp3
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Episode 23- Suspiria (1977)

...witch....witch....witch...!

In this episode, we get deep into the madness of the 1977 Dario Argento film "Suspiria", including the question of whether it is more insane than "Alucarda" (if you've not listened to that episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we implore you to watch that movie and check out the episode.) We'd love to hear from you about your thoughts on either/both movies at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram @werewolfambulance

Other important topics of discussion in this episode include prog rock soundtracks (..witch!), dream logic, hidden images, ADR-ed lines and tiny baby heads. We also say the word "giallo" approximately 400 times, so get ready for that!

Did you like this episode? Please tell a friend--that's how we'll get more Werewolf EMTs on board with us.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 24_Episode_23_Suspiria_1977.mp3
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Episode 22- Fright Night (1985)

Continuing our recent run of 1980s horror films, this week we're discussing the 1985 vampire-next-door classic "Fright Night." In this episode, we discover a few surprising things about ourselves such as Katie's massive crush on Prince Humperdink and Allen's revelation that he probably isn't Charley Brewster. We also discuss important topics like Marcy Darcy, film theory that involves "Monster Squad" and of course, vampire weiners!

As always, we love to hear your feedback! Get at us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance and instagram @werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 23_Episode_22__Fright_Night_1985.mp3
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Episode 21- Creepshow (1982)

In this week's episode we are discussing the 1982 George Romero/Stephen King horror anthology "Creepshow." Special topics of consideration include: the majesty of Adrienne Barbeau, how VCRs actually work, many famous personalities from Pittsburgh, the "Stephen King bumpkin sensibilities" and extreme discomfort with dancing.

Do you like "Creepshow"? What about horror comedy/horror comics in general? We'd love to hear from you! Get in touch with us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter at twitter.com/werebulance and Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 22_Episode_21__Creepshow_1982.mp3
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Episode 20- American Mary (2012)

We're joined by our friend Tobin this week to discuss the 2012 horror film about extreme body modification surgeries, "American Mary."

This episode of Werewolf Ambulance finds us debating the great topics of our time: places into your body in which you can inject things, how very strange twins are, the jocks of the medical world, the whole "Betty Boop thing" and very bad tattoos.

As always, we love to hear from you! Let us know what you thought about this episode and if you liked it, please tell a friend. You can get at us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram username werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: 21_Episode_20__American_Mary_2012.mp3
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Episode 19- Kill List (2011)

Warning: if "Kill List" is a movie you've not yet seen but want to see at some point, you should definitely watch it before you listen. 

In this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the cryptic plot of the 2011 British crime thriller "Kill List" and discuss the finer points of marital strife, strong pro-hunting stances, extremely brutal scenes, the Vice President of the United States of America Joseph R. Biden and what really scares us. This episode also sets the current Werewolf Ambulance record for deep deep sighs.

If you like this episode, please tell a friend! We'd also love to hear from you: what did you think of this movie or this episode? What movies would you like us to discuss? Get in touch with us on facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, or on twitter at twitter.com/werebulance, or on instagram, username werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 20_Episode_19__Kill_List_2011.mp3
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Episode 18- Slumber Party Massacre (1982) & Kelly Morr of Other Halves

In this very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we are celebrating Women in Horror month by first discussing the 1982 cult slasher film "Slumber Party Massacre," which was written, directed and produced by women.  Topics include Sylvester Stallone's vacant look, being able to do a layup, the portability of power tools, 'Roger Corman' as a verb and excitingly, in a new Werewolf Ambulance feature: the titty bell!

Afterwards, we have a conversation with Kelly Morr, writer and producer of the indie horror movie "Other Halves" about making an indie film, the production process and what "Other Halves" is all about. 

If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought of this movie or this episode, or movies you'd like to discuss. You can also talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 19_Episode_18__Slumber_Party_Massacre_1982.mp3
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Episode 17- Return of the Living Dead (1985)

In this episode, we get deep into the hilarity and weirdness of the 1985 Dan O'Bannon zombie horror comedy "Return of the Living Dead." Special topics of discussion include split dogs, ultimate 80's movie punks and their given names, perfect soundtracks, who should and should not carry a gun at work, intelligent zombies and DEAR GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH LINNEA QUIGLEY'S VAGINA?! 

If you like this episode, please tell a friend! You can also rate and review us on iTunes and if you just can't get enough of us, like us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram and Twitter. As always, we love to hear your feedback!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 18_Episode_17__Return_of_the_Living_Dead_1985.mp3
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Episode 16- Oculus (2013)

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2013 supernatural horror film "Oculus." Important topics to consider include: actors that we know from television series of the 1990s, psychological traumas, modern American horror, the age-old "wig or no wig?" question and everything Allen knows about professional wrestling. 

If you like this episode, please tell a friend! And as always, we'd love to hear from you about what you thought about this movie or this episode or whatever you'd like to discuss in the realm of horror. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, twitter.com/werebulance or instagram.com/werewolfambulance.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 17_Episode_16_Oculus_2013.mp3
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Episode 15- The Blair Witch Project (1999)

This special guest episode is brought to you by our friend Rob, who really loves "The Blair Witch Project." In this episode, we discuss such important matters as the official drug of the 90's, SNICK, mom jeans, found footage foibles and the comforts of staying indoors. 

If you like what you hear, please tell a friend! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 16_Episode_15__The_Blair_Witch_Project_1999.mp3
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Episode 14- Ghost Ship (2002)

Guys, you're going to have to help us with this episode. So many of you said such nice things about the 2002 supernatural horror film "Ghost Ship" (aka "Horror Titanic") and we just did not see it. In this episode, we discuss inexplicable soundtracks, movies we'd rather be watching, dozens of nautical puns, television hospital dramas, whether British children are scarier than children of other nationalities and overly convenient spear guns.

Let us know what you think--what are we missing about this one??

Also, in this episode we reference another local podcast called "Matt and Ryan Get Board" that you can check out at mattandryangetboard.libsyn.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 15_Episode_14__Ghost_Ship_2002.mp3
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Episode 13- Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

In this episode, we get deep into the 1974 Brian De Palma horror comedy rock opera spectacular "Phantom of the Paradise." Topics we cover include: buttery flowing hair, fever dreams, a drunk Stevie Nicks, life in the 1970's and the wonder that is BEEF.

Apologies for the sound quality on this episode; it was Swan's fault and most definitely not ours. Big thanks to Steve (https://www.facebook.com/permanenthearingdamage) for helping us rescue it. We'll be back in our regular studio next week.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 14_Episode_13__Phantom_of_the_Paradise_1974.mp3
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Episode 12- The Happening (2008)

So, did we hate the 2008 horror disaster "The Happening" as much as every other human being on the planet who endured it did? You'll have to download the episode to find out but, spoiler alert... the answer is "probably." Some points of discussion include: being 'The Ruiner', vacant stares, natural horror done right, 'How It's Made: Wind Edition', what science actually does and a lengthy thesis on the movie "My Girl." 

As always, if you liked this episode, please tell a friend! And if you reaaaally liked it, please consider giving us a rating and/or review on iTunes.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 13_Episode_12__The_Happening_2008.mp3
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Episode 11- The Babadook (2014)

In this week's episode we discuss the 2014 Australian horror film "The Babadook," which brings us a rare visit to 'Pap-Pap's Compliment Corner' along with discussions of the most dangerous continent, purchasing weaponry on the internet, presidents serving non-consecutive terms in office, insomnia and a few theories on what the Babadook actually is. We want to hear from you: what's your theory? What did you think of this movie? Please post it on our Facebook page, facebook.com/werewolfambulance. 


We also referenced a couple things in this episode that we'd like to give you links for:

The book "The Thing" by Dylan Trigg: http://www.zero-books.net/books/thing 

The documentary about Australian horror cinema can be found here: http://magnetreleasing.com/notquitehollywood/

And last but most certainly not least, a picture of Mortiis from Emperor: http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/june2000/mortiisW.jpeg

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 12_Episode_11__The_Babadook_2014.mp3
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Episode 10- Frightmare (1974)

In this episode, we are joined by special guest Mike Bolam to discuss the 1974 film "Frightmare" in which we are treated to lovely British people maiming, killing and ultimately eating their victims amid a backdrop of discos and family drama.

Some topics of discussion in this episode include: teenage brats, eye horror, out-of-control grannies, lying about lies, the exposition scenes in porn and the inappropriateness of forced psychiatry. 

The special outro music in this episode is a song called "Beyond the Seventh Door" by Mike's band Abysme. You can find more of their recordings and information at www.facebook.com/abysme.

If you liked this episode, please tell a friend and rate/review us on iTunes! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 11_Episode_10__Frightmare_1974.mp3
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Episode 9- Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

In this episode, we celebrate one of the very few Christmas movies worth mentioning: the 1984 holiday spectacular "Silent Night, Deadly Night." Some topics of discussion include PUNISHMENT, extreme stereotyping of Italians, a low bra count, things you should and should not say to children, shitty nuns and lots and lots of talk about taints. Does this movie help to turn Katie into less of Scrooge-like jerk about Christmas? You'll have to download the episode to find out!

We hope that you enjoy this episode and that you have a safe, happy and axe-wielding-maniac-free week. Happy Holidays from your friends at Werewolf Ambulance! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 10_Episode_9__Silent_Night_Deadly_Night_1984.mp3
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Episode 8- I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

As it turns out, "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is maybe not-so-good...but then, what horror movie from the 1990s is? We delve into that topic as well as trying somewhat fruitlessly to deconstruct the plot of this movie in this week's episode. Some other points of discussion include: stuff that doesn't make any sense, other movies, 90s soundtracks, more other movies, the agelessness of David from "Roseanne", free admission to the strip club and how Jennifer Love Hewitt is utterly perfect. If you like this episode, please check out our other episodes, rate and/or review us on iTunes and tell a friend!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 09_Episode_8__I_Know_What_You_Did_Last_Summer.mp3
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Episode 7- Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)

In this week's episode about the 2002 thriller "Ju-on: The Grudge", we dive headfirst into the world of Japanese ghost stories and Allen stands strongly in defense of movies that maaayyybe aren't that great but stay with you for a long time anyway. Topics include the Twizzler effect, the American urge to smash all subtlety, wig attacks, super running and the necessity of Post-It notes. Please take a listen and let us know what you think! If you like it, please also tell a friend. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 08_Episode_7__Ju-on_2002.mp3
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