No new episode this week, babies-- I needed a bit of a break. You know how it goes. Instead, enjoy this Patreon episode about one of our favorite Ahhhnold classics: the 1987 dystopia action film "The Running Man." We'll see you next week!

In this week's episode, we're discussing our good hometown guy, George Romero, and his 1978 classic sequel "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: MONROEVILLE MALL!, Ken Foree being a total babe, what we might do in the zombie apocalypse other than lie down and die, Spam, amd your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini.

Want more of one of Pittsburgh's legends? Catch his work in Episodes 21 and 249- "Creepshow" and "Creepshow 2," respectively, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," and Episode 488- "Day of the Dead."

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener suggestion: the 2023 scarecrow film "Dark Harvest" (no, it could not be the scarecrow movie). Special topics for your consideration include: the dumbest of dumb teens, a movie that keeps you guessing to the point of disinterest, not even being able to perform the Bechdel test, The Plague, and a whole lot of head scratching.

Maybe just go watch "Scarecrow" the SyFy channel original? It's Episode 237.

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In this week's episode, we're digging into some Irish vampire lore with the 2020 horror comedy "Boys from County Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: rude Canadians, being fun instead of knowing things: Irish sports edition,  appearing in half of the things on Britbox, and some real melancholy shit.

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In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the interminable number of Nightmare on Elm Street films: 1988's "The Dream Master." Special topics for your consideration include: a plea to new parents for naming your newborn child, liking something versus thinking it's good, a new cure for asthma that probably won't work, and a less-than-quippy Freddy. 

We have done so many of these movies, I can't count them all for you. Just search in our feed for what feels like at least a solid half dozen of them!

Hey guys, catch us on the God Awful Movies feed tomorrow!

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In this week's episode, we're diving into the ass-end of the "Hellraiser" franchise with the 10th installment from 2018, "Hellraiser: Judgment." Special topics for your consideration include: the worst episode of a police procedural you've ever seen, a dearth of mean sex, the Cenobite judicial system, the actual judicial system, and the combination of titties and Warhammer 40k.

We have talked so much Pinhead in our lives. You can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262), and the 2022 remake in Episode 402.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand new horror comedy, 2025's The Monkey, a film dripping with people we like! Special topics for your consideration include: the meaninglessness of it all, cop dads, bucket hats and primate masks at the strip club, a lil bit of Steven Kang, and a whole lot of being a pre-teen boy.

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In this week's episode, we attempt to make lemonade out of lemons and a baby Imogen Poots with the extremely 2007 film "28 Weeks Later." Special topics for your consideration include: where one stores one's thoughts, nauseating camera work, things we don't feel like seeing in movies right now, and whoever heard of a lady doctor?!

We covered the first film in this series-- it's Episode 101.

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In this week's episode, by very popular demand, we've taken another swing at a classic episode that we had to remove for reasons. That's right, we've brought Perri and Vicky and we are talking about the 1996 Steven Kang classic "Thinner." Yinz are really going to enjoy this, thank you giving us the opportunity to do such fun things with the people we love, and goddamnit, it we love you all too.

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS!

Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers."

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Whoops, your girl just realized today is Monday! It's Labor Day here in the US so I just plain forgot. Here's the episode, 1994's bizarre horror (comedy?) "Cemetery Man." We'll be off our Italian shit next week, we promise.

Hey EMTs. This week we are off for a good reason, some much needed vacation. Please enjoy this classic episode that stays on theme for our time wallowing in Italian horror, Suspiria (1977). 

Be safe. Take care of each other. We'll be back next week with a freshy for your ears! 

In this week's episode, we're still on our Italian shit with the 1986 sequel that no one wanted with Lamberto Bava's "Demons 2." Special topics for your consideration include: children living alone and adult children living with adult parents, more of Dario Argento's excellent parenting, the greatest trainer of all time, and a doc...docu... documentary? I GUESS?!

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In this week's episode, we're continuing on our path of delightful and terrible Italian horror with the 1981 mess "Burial Ground." Special topics for your consideration include: how easy it was to get laid in the 80s, zombie societies and cute little ruses, a background in butlering, and thanks to Allen, a brand new fear unlocked. 

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In this week's episode, we're returning from our hiatus (Pye-atus?) with a bit of a switcheroo: instead of "Sinners" which we will get back to, I promise, we're talking shitty Italian horror and may well continue to do so for the next couple of weeks while our hearts are still so tender. It's the 1989 Michele Soavi vehicle "The Church." Special topics for your consideration include: the delights of a completely plotless Italian film, creeps being creepy, a PSA about butt plugs, and the concept of being a bit nicer to your 14 year old daughter at any point but especially when you're Dario Argento.

We've done a million Italian movies, so just search the archives for Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci or Mario Bava and you're sure to be delighted.

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In lieu of a new episode this week, we are releasing one from our action movie Patreon episodes. Please enjoy Con Air & we'll be back soon with a new episode! Be well & take it easy everyone. 

He buds, we're off again this week. We should be back next week with. a new joint for you. In the meantime, please enjoy this re-release our Can't Hardly Wait episode to bring some joy & remind you to go listen to the Replacements. We love you all. Be safe. 

Hey everyone, we are re-releasing a classic episode from the early days of Werewolf Ambulance this week in lieu of the Sinners episode. They're both vampire movies. (I tried!)There is a lot going on right now & we weren't up to recording this week. We'll be back soon with a new episode. In the meantime if you have a little scratch laying around, our friend Pye could use your help. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pye-battle-cancer

Thanks so much & we'll be back in your ears soon! 

Is THIS the scarecrow movie we've been looking for? No, of course it isn't. At least we didn't get our hopes up. Special topics for your consideration include: what were Grandpa and that scarecrow doing??, keeping your tone of voice nice and even no matter what, baffling couplings, baffling choices... baffling everything, really.

We've done so many scarecrow films and I really can't say which is worse: this or Episode 237- "Scarecrow" which is a SyFy original, so... yeah.

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Hey team, you may have heard by now, but our pal Pye needs our help: https://gofund.me/a98ba99e

Otherwise...oh good lord, in this week's episode, we're discussing a classic of the most forgettable period of Nic Cage's career, the 2011 film "Season of the Witch." Special topics for your consideration include: bad movies turning good actors into bad actors, the utterly heavy lifting that a wig can perform, a critique of Jeff Bezos because why not?, and some questions about the validity of any crusades, frankly.

Nic Cage RULES. Check him out in Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021). You can also jump on Episode 438- "Renfield" and Episode 513- "Longlegs." 

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Hey budz, here is a re-release of a classic episode as we take a week off for some personal stuff. Thanks so much for al your kindness & we'll see you next week with a new soon to be classic! Enjoy the Congetti!!!

You're the best. 

Don Dohler, you beautiful terrible genius-- in this week's episode, we're discussing the third film in what may or may not be a trilogy? with the 1985 alien film "Galaxy Invader." Special topics for your consideration include: the Flannel Council of America, beloved characters such as Steven and Aunt Ruth, having either two dads or one dad and one brother IDK, that classicDohlercontinuity, and the most majestic scene that could possibly end this film. 

Check out our other Dohler episodes in number 178- "The Alien Factor" and Episode 490- "Nightbeast." They are chef's kiss.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly spectacular sequel with 1987's "Slumber Party Massacre 2." Special topics for your consideration include: the male equivalent of a butterface (buthisface? it just doesn't work), preferred methods of taking in calcium, too-many-teeth disease, the classic song "Wipeout," and HELEN FROM WIIIIIIIINGS!

We covered the original "Slumber Party Massacre" so early on...it was Episode 18. Want to see some more actors from "Wings" because OF COURSE YOU DO?? You may enjoy Episode 149- "Single White Female" starring Brian. Brian from Wings.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing just how far nostalgia can take you with the 2024 horror/comedy film "Y2K." Special topics for your consideration include: our continued confusion over the genre over nu-metal, and absolutely classic banger of a 90s hit, first time blazes, port-a-potty nightmares, and the core of Fred Durst's being.

You like nu-metal or AOL Instant Messenger? You may enjoy Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" or Episode 176- "Strangeland."

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Hey EMTs, sorry for the re-release but I had to do some work-related travel because the real world sucks sometimes. You know what doesn't suck? Busting on James Wan with your best friend. Love yinz, we'll catch you next week.

In this week's episode, we're continuing our little springtime jaunt around the 1990s with the turn of the century creature film "Lake Placid." Special topics for your consideration include: criming 1990s eyebrow fashion, a bit of science on how lakes work (being fun is better than knowing things), characters who could only be improved by a meteor hitting them, hailing the queen herself Betty White, and a true oatron saint of this podcast Steve Miner.

Steve Miner's movies are funny. May i recommend my favorite, "House?" It's Episode 236.

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This week concludes our spontaneous Jeff Burr rock block with the 1994 sequel "Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings." Special topics for your consideration include: inexplicable relationships between practically all of the characters, terrible teens of yesteryear, consistency in the Burr-iverse, extremely recognizable tits, and the age-old question of "are we still all Pumpkinhead? A little bit?"

It's been ages since we talked Pumpkinhead, all the way back to the original in Episode 57. At least we watched them in the right order?

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Is this the scarecrow movie we've been looking for?? You'll have to listen to find out! 

If you'd like to join us on our scarecrow journey, we've got Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake), Episode 334- "Husk," Episode 386- "Dark Night of the Scarecrow," and Episode 471- "Scarecrows."

Babies, it's Allen's birthday! Or at least it was about a month ago because we all mess up sometimes. Anyway, please enjoy his pick, the 1948 Universal classic "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein."

This may be our first Bela Lugosi (correct me if I'm wrong!) but it's definitely not our first Universal classic. Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein," Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon," Episode 148- "The Wolf Man," and Episode 207- "The Mummy."

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In this week's episode, we're discussing what I have roughly calculated as our 24th vampire movie, the 2024 Robert Eggers fim "Nosferatu." Special topics for your consideration include: a fake Dracula dick and all the things a Dracula might do with it, unfinished jokes, Skarsgard erasure, unwanted guests, being a book boy, and the things men will do.

You can look up the other 23 vampire movies we've done wherever you're listening to this, so in the meantime, get yourself some more Nicholas Hoult! He was in Episode 267- "Warm Bodies," Episode 415- "The Menu," and Episode 438- "Renfield." And, bonus! If you're a Patrón, you can listen to Episode 37 on our Patreon, "Mad Max: Fury Road."

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. We're back this month with an action movie voted on by our members and it's sure to be a doozy.

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We're back, baby! Thank you everyone for your understanding, kind words, and true concern for us over the last few weeks. When we started this show a decade ago, we never imagined that we'd someday grow a community of such truly good and generous people. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

This week we're discussing the 2024 teen romance/horror film "Lisa Frankenstein" and you know how much I love teen romance! (not at all. Like really really not at all.) 

If you absolutely must Diablo Cody, watch "Jennifer's Body" instead. It's Episode 107.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes plus we'll be back this month with a brand new one for your ears!

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Hey EMTs, we're sorry for one more re-release but sometimes you gotta take care of yourself first. Please enjoy our first real landmark episode, and the namesake of the damn show with number 100- "The Monster Squad." We'll see yinz next week.

Hi EMTs, no new episode this week; the explanation is at the top of the episode. We love you all dearly.

This week, by the sheer willpower of one listener, we are discussing the 2018 SyFy channel film "Leprechaun Returns." You'll be in a hole if I don't get me gold, etc.

Do you like cable television films? You may enjoy Episode 237- "Scarecrow." Whoops.

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You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, the Patróns are choosing the candidates!

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In this week's episode, we're back on our Italian bullshit with the godfather of giallo, Mario Bava, and his 1964 genre-defining film "Blood and Black Lace," a movie that contains very little of either! Special topics for your consideration include: a too-close-for-comfort ex-boyfriend, the foolish concept of a red mannequin, a cast of characters so large that we cannot possibly care if they are all murdered, and a killer who is just a real prick.

Are you a fan of giallo movies? Perhaps you'd like to hear us discuss one from just a few weeks ago that neither of us could begin to remember! It's Episode 509- "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh."

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You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, our top tier listeners will be voting between Jason Statham and Denzel Washington so probably the only loser will be me?

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In this week's episode, Nicolas Cage is perhaps at his Nicolas Cagiest in the 2024 horror/crime thriller "Longlegs" and what a treat he is.

You can catch him in practically 20% of the movies we've covered on this show, so watch some Maika Monroe instead. She's in Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 279- "The Guest."

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month, our top tier listeners will be voting between Jason Statham and Denzel Washington so probably the only loser will be me?

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing an often-requested 1987 horror comedy terrible masterpiece: "Blood Diner." Special topics for your consideration include: jokes that haven't aged well, upsetting lips, the pros and cons of actually just eating people, the absolute horror of topless aerobics, and...brothers? Are they brothers??

The 1980s was a spectacular time for bananas horror movies, but my favorite is and will always be "Chopping Mall." It's Episode 174.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month we watched "Crank 2," so you know, I'm holding on by a thread here.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

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we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

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if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that a ton of you suggested-- the 2024 drag queens vs. vampires showdown in "Slay." Special topics for your consideration include: some anatomical confusion, moral lessons, an indifference to romance,learning a new dance, and a very very special question for a very very special listener.

This is our first drag queen feature but we have truly done like 400 vampire movies, yinz can go ahead and look them up. 

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Somehow it's "Crank 2" month, which...loooool.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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We're here! We're alive! We're (mostly) thriving! In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1992 black comedy "Death Becomes Her." Special topics for your consideration include: some *light* objectifying, George Michael impersonators, a real lack of liver spots, flaccid clowns, and a celebration of fantastic women.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie! Choices are between a bunch of Denzel Washington films and "Crank 2," because reasons.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

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we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

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If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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Guys, this last month has not been kind to us. This week it's my fault that we didn't record because I had both Covid and RSV...listen, I am nothing if not an overachiever. 0/10 do not recommend. To hold you over until the "Death Becomes Her" episode drops, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon files: the 1987 Dolph Lundgren/Courteney Cox masterpiece "Masters of the Universe." Thank you all for understanding and we'll see you next week.

In this week's episode, we're dipping into some new-to-us giallo with a movie that Reddit told me I needed to see: the 1971 bananas film "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh." Special topics for your consideration include: a celebration of 70s boobs (the best boobs, historically), things that happen at adult parties, vices that fall somewhere on the scale of "strange" to "meh," and a yearning to trad wife. 

Last year's January giallo film was a real doozy-- it's Episode 462- "The Inferno."

Hey EMTs! Unfortunately Allen had some personal things going on this week that made it impossible for us to record a new episode, so we're re-releasing a favorite episode from the past with the 1996 Marky Mark classic "Fear." We'll see you next week for "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh."

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that Allen has wanted to cover forever and that I have been absolutely dreading-- the 2001 supernatural horror film "The Others." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadneeeeess, recognizing hypocrisy at a tender age, bad medical advice, reasons to go to war, and sad "Beetlejuice."

Do you like Nicole Kidman? You can catch her in Episode 76- "???" which is really just "Days of Thunder," or Episode 424- "Stoker" which is also really quite bad.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a lot of utterly bizarre choices in the 2019 maternal horror (?) film "Ma." We hope you like it.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

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we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

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www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

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In this week's episode, we're checking out the newest entry in one of our all-time favorite franchises with the 2024 film "Alien: Romulus." Special topics for your consideration include: teens in space, the horrors of the universe, a total lack of scientific understanding on our parts, possible evolutionary advances that could benefit us, and of course, Data's dick. Of course.

Want to hear us talk about the original "Alien?" It's Episode 65. I was also absolutely sure that we covered "Aliens" but that must have been on our action movie Patreon (details below). In that case, maybe just go listen to Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," possibly the finest horrible terrible alien film ever made.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

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Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.