Werewolf Ambulance

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

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In this week's episode, our annual holiday episode, we tackle a decidedly unholiday movie, 2005's Gingerdead Man. We discuss alternative occupations for Gary Busey, our favorite holiday songs, a return of 90s fashion talk, the possibility of multiple actors performing the same roll and the movie not bothering to tell us, we eat some treats, open some Christmas crackers and have a jolly ole time going moderately off the deep end. Plus there's some US history sprinkled throughout the episode!

We hope you have an absolutely lovely holiday season and are ready to move into the next year with us. We're so grateful for all of you. Let us know how you're feeling (subtext: say nice things about us, please please!) On Facebook, Twitter @werebulance, Instagram @werwolfambulance and leave us a review on iTunes if you have a chance. It really does help! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 157_Episode_156__Gingerdead_Man_2005.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're bringing back the guestisode! We're joined by our friend Jeremy to discuss the 1973 classic, "The Exorcist." Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when you make a person who doesn't like horror movies watch "The Exorcist," is Sharon the demon?, a...ROCKY understanding of when the film "Rocky" was released, Dee Snyder, Pazuzu and a new way to answer all annoying questions. 

Did you miss our other critically acclaimed films? Check out just a few of them: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 54- "The Shining" and Episode 55- "Silence of the Lambs."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 156_Episode_155__The_Exorcist_1973.mp3
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This week we're tackling a Netflix original film, the 2017 teen(?) comedy horror movie "The Babysitter." Special topics for your consideration include: children that resemble Andre the Giant, adults playing children, children who are alleged to be nerds but are clearly not nerds, giving up your blood in exchange for kindness, what it takes to have a hot bod like Chris Tatum (Hollywood actor) and a check-in with our iTunes reviews (the good and the less good).

Did you miss our other contemporary teen horror films? If so, check out Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 31- "Zombeavers," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body" and Episode 134- "#Horror." 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. We're unboxing one on this episode so you can get an idea of the kind of cool stuff you can expect in your Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 155_Episode_154__The_Babysitter_2017.mp3
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In this week's episode, we get deep into some vampire ennui with the 1983 Tony Scott debut "The Hunger." Special topics for your consideration include: the freedom of pantsless dining, comparisons to the rest of Tony Scott's oeuvre, meaningless conversations, the horror of proximity, pro-GEE-ree-uh and hey, stick around for the last minute pigeon talk!

Did you miss our other vampire films? There have been four: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Music used in this episode:
Eddie Money- Take Me Home Tonight 
(yes, really) 

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 154_Episode_153__The_Hunger_1983.mp3
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After our weird meat rock block of episodes, we decided to lighten things up with an enormous animatronic snake: we're talking about the 1997 film "Anaconda." Special topics for your consideration include: the uselessness of Eric Stoltz, how snakes actually work, musings on puka shells, drunk movies, "Cube," Mariah Carey and of course, no discussion of this film would be complete without an analysis of Jon Voight's many bizarre accents. 

Did you miss our other J-Lo film? Check out Episode 133- "The Cell." Really into jungle horror? How about Episodes 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali)" and 80- "Predator"? (both excellent guest episodes!)

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 153_Episode_152__Anaconda_1997.mp3
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It's the second week of our weird meat rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the 2016 French-Belgian weird, gross, bananas film "Raw." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game called "Raw, Raw or Raw?", the pitfalls of going hard at a churrascaria, what in the world veterinary school is like, the moody French, sanctimonious vegetarianism, fishing for humans and existential crises. 

Did you miss some of our other foreign films? If so, check out Episode 23- "Suspiria", Episode 122- "Under the Shadow," and one of our personal favorites, Episode 6- "Alucarda" (it is so bananas.)

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If not-- this is one you should probably see before listening to the episode. It's available on Netflix right now. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode:
Old Dirty Bastard- "Shimmy Shimmy Ya (instrumental)"

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 152_Episode_151__Raw_2016.mp3
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In this week's episode, we get really exasperated with a super dumb movie: the 2008 Bradley Cooper film "Midnight Meat Train." Special topics for your consideration include: Clive Barker's writing prowess, the truth about citizen's arrests, alternate titles for this movie, who Joey Lawrence may have become when he grew up, wretched effects and a variety of meat-based puns and jokes. 

Did you miss our other Clive Barker film? If so, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser." And since we've only done one other Clive Barker film, why not go watch the actress who plays Maya redeem herself in the 2009 film "Trick r Treat" and then listen to our episode about it, number 68.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 151_Episode_150__Midnight_Meat_Train_2008.mp3
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It's Brian from Wings day!! A day you thought, possibly hoped, would never arrive! But it's here and we're discussing the 1992 thriller "Single White Female." Special topics include: getting super intimate with Brian from Wings, inventing Photoshop, cost-inflated puppies, Ned Ryerson, the 90s craze of monk chants and the title of this movie as a verb.

Did you miss our other films that may not actually be horror movies? Check out Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" and Episodes 76 and 128, both mystery episodes.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 150_Episode_149__Single_White_Female_1992.mp3
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Happy Halloween, EMTs! It's the most wonderful time of the year and we are so glad to be able to spend it with you yet again. This year we're discussing a classic-- the 1941 Universal monsters film "The Wolf Man." Special topics for your consideration include: a ranking of the Universal films in the order in which we care about them, the distinct lack of charm of Lon Chaney Jr., questionable fathering, how lycanthropy works and whether you could understand it without many many explanations, the joy that only Danzig can bring and of course, on-mic candy eating. You're welcome.

Did you miss our other Universal monster films? Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein" and Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon." If you're more looking for some werewolf talk, check out Episode 46- "The Howling" and Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London."

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite Universal monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 149_Episode_148__The_Wolf_Man_1941.mp3
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In this week's episode, we spend a lot of time espousing views on topics that are totally unrelated to the movie at hand: the 1986 film "Critters." Special topics for your consideration include: the morality of lying to your children about Santa Claus, small-monster movies that we love, Dee Wallace: the best 80s mom there is, the wide world of rom coms, name checking (and checking and checking) M. Emmett Walsh and the tricks of radio editing!

Want to hear our episodes on other movies with small monsters? Check out  Episode 38- "The Gate", Episode 114- "Gremlins" and just for fun, an episode with a big monster: Episode 5- "The Godmonster of Indian Flats." 

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite small-monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, it's the best season: the HALLOWEEN SEASON. Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 148_Episode_147__Critters_1986.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're finally returning to the hunky hunky Chris Sarandon well with the 1977 thriller "The Sentinel." Special topics for your consideration include: mashups of every other horror film from the 70s, the appearance of every actor you've ever heard of, uncomfortable neighbor interactions, fashion, more horror movie tropes and the ramp-up to Halloween!

Did you miss our other appearances of Chris Sarandon and Jeff Goldblum? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 103- "The Fly" to hear more about them. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Who was your favorite random actor who appeared in it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 147_Episode_146__The_Sentinel_1977.mp3
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Don't be fooled, EMTs-- this week we are NOT discussing the much-beloved, unparalleled original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," we're discussing the 2003 remake starring Jessica Biel and a bunch of other bozos. Special topics for your consideration include: the original movie obvs, food challenges such as egg-eating and cinnamon-ingesting, John Lithgow or John Larroquette: which is which?, completely losing track of one of the main characters in this film, stupid leaps of logic and real talk about low-rise jeans. 

Want to hear us talk about the TCM franchise? Check out Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2." Want to hear us do more complaining about television actors in movies? Listen to Episode 14- "Ghost Ship." 

Have you seen this remake? Did you see it just for this episode? Are you mad at us? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 146_Episode_145__Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_2003.mp3
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"That kid next door is a meatball!" This week we're discussing the 1989 Joe Dante horror comedy "The Burbs." Special topics for your consideration include: a lesson in Pittsburghese, the purpose of Corey Feldman and the joys of Tom Hanks, toupees, Germans, teens, Geraldo Rivera and the ennui of suburban living.

Allen has a theory that this movie takes place in the same universe as "Fright Night" and "Monster Squad." You should check out our episodes on those movies, numbers 22 and 100 respectively and let us know if you agree.

Have you seen this one? What do you think? Also, related: what's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 145_Episode_144__The_Burbs_1989.mp3
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It's real! Vagina dentataaaa!

This week we are taking a very serious look at the very serious problem of having teeth in your vagina with the 2007 black comedy horror film "Teeth." Special topics for your consideration include: the surprising things that do and do not make us squeamish, "Brads we have known, the theory of evolution, lessons on sacramental wine and the shock of horror movie teens actually doing what they are supposed to do.

Have you seen this one? If not, you probably should before you listen to this episode. If so, what did you think about it? Let us know on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Like to hear us talk about weird sex stuff? Ew, of  course you do, you're a pervert. If so, there is only one episode you need to hear: Episode 51 - "Hellraiser." Get it and all our old episodes at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Hey, you know who else is back? Our Cryptocurium sponsorship! You know them, you love them: the makers of the Parce of Terror, the best monthly horror subscription box out there. For just $35/month, you can get amazing handmade horror art, artifacts, stories and more delivered to your door. Sign up now at cryptocurium.com! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a Horror Movie Comedy Podcast.

Direct download: 144_Episode_143__Teeth_2007.mp3
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We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one. 

Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill. 

Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too.

Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment " MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes review and rating!

Music used in this episode includes: Mase - "Welcome Back" 

"In the Mouth of Madness" theme

Thanks again guys, we love you and are so glad to be back here with you!

 

 

Direct download: 143_Episode_142__In_the_Mouth_of_Madness_1994.mp3
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Just a quick little message letting you all know that we'll be back with a new episode on Monday 9/18/2017. Give a listen to find out what movie we'll be covering! Thanks as always for listening and being so supportive! 

Direct download: Special_Announcement.mp3
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In this week's Baby-Break episode are some clips from guest episodes we've done, specifically our friends Jason Mckittrick who brought us Alien, Justin Gray who brought us Predator and Amanda who brought us the cult classic The Pit! We highlight the depth and breadth of knowledge these folks bring and we also highlight just how ridiculous these conversations can get. We hope you've been enjoying these baby break episodes and we should have news shortly about our return! Please keep sending recommendations and all of your kind messages. They mean the world. And be sure to check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com where you can subscribe to The Parcel of Terror and join the Order of the Thinned Veil and check out Justin's work at burn.to.build.com. As always you are all the best. Rest in Peace Tobe Hopper. 

Direct download: Baby-Break_Clip_Show_4.mp3
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This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

 

Direct download: Baby-Break_Clip_Show_3.mp3
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In this best of special episode we have a very special announcement plus highlights from classic Werewolf Ambulance episodes Pay the Ghost, Darkness Falls, Thirteen Ghosts and I Know Who Killed me. Thanks so much for listening and telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

Direct download: Baby-Break_Clip_Show_2.mp3
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Here is the first of our Baby-Break Clip Show episodes. Covering a wide variety of subjects and episodes, we delve into our back catalogue to bring you some hilarious jokes and bits while we are on our hiatus. Give it a listen, share with friends, and thank you as always for all of your support! 

Direct download: Baby-Break_Clip_Show_1.mp3
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We've covered some of the worst (or at least one of the worst) movies of this franchise, so we thought it was high time we covered the best: the original, 1980's "Friday the 13th." Special topics for your consideration include our aversions to camp and the group songs that go with it, why slasher films don't consider the season before they start filming, KEVIN BACON, lake monsters, Savini Watch, how completely illogical Jason's overarching storyline is and an announcement: guys, this is going to be our last new movie episode for a little while as Katie starts her baby hiatus. Allen is planning to put together some "best of" clips shows that will most likely come out biweekly until we're back in the groove. Thanks for all your support and we're already looking forward to picking it back up.

Did you miss our other "Friday the 13th" episodes? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII" and Episode 117- "Part VIII."

How do you feel about this first installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode includes:
Fighting Dogs - "It Comes Around"
Peter, Paul & Mary - "Michael Row the Boat Ashore"
Bone Thugs N Harmony - "Crossroads" 

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 142_Episode_141__Friday_the_13th_1980.mp3
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Spoiler alert: we LOVE this week's movie, the 1988 masterpiece "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Special topics we'll be discussing include: potty training tips that no one should follow, Officer Ken Doll, the appearance of Allen's favorite horror characters (movie punks, obvs), top notch movie theme songs, a retrospective on Soupy Sales and some updates about our future plans.

Did you miss our other killer clown (klown?) movies? Check out Episode 97- "IT" and a real oldie-but-goodie, Episode 3- "Stitches." 

Have you seen this one? Do you love it like we do? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Music used in this week's episode includes:
The Dickies- "Killer Klowns"
Steve Miller Band- "Fly Like an Eagle"
Dio- "Rainbow in the Dark"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocuriumrium, at www.cryptocurium.comwhere you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 141_Episode_140__Killer_Klowns_from_Outer_Space.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're back to the 2000s with the French-American remake of "Maniac" starring Elijah Wood. Special topics for your consideration include: barf talk, crappy superpowers, wearing a basketball jersey unironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, 'Great British Bakeoff' and an introduction to our new segment entitled "okay Google, how do you say that in French?"

Did you miss our other crazy-guy-killer films? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali) and Episode 81- "Saw."

Have you seen this one? How about the original "Maniac" film? What do you think of both/either? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode includes:
My Dick- "Baker Dick"
Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Magic Johnson"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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This week we're discussing the 1991 Wes Craven creep-out film "The People Under the Stairs." Special topics for your consideration include: the sheer number of 90s movie and television stars in this movie, the confusing and often unintelligible lyrics of Pearl Jam, Ving Rhames and his potential political office, the horrors of gentrification and some talk about the classic film franchise "Mannequin."

If you missed our other movies that take place in scary houses, check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and/or Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill."

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 139_Episode_138__The_People_Under_the_Stairs_1991.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1988 George Romero weird chemistry/medical disaster/ill-behaved primate film "Monkey Shines." Special topics for your consideration include: bad science, bad monkeys, bad medical practices, bad shirt fashion, bad boundary-setting for one's monkey friend and bad character development. YIKES. 

Did you miss our other episodes about animals behaving badly? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 37- "Zombeavers."

Have you seen this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode includes:
Rollins Band- "Another Life"
Danzig- "Mother"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 138_Episode_137__Monkey_Shines_1988.mp3
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Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. Listen to Werewolf Ambulance, you don't need to see the movie! We are gonna spoil it, though. This week we're discussing the 1987 vampire film "The Lost Boys." Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of 90s music that we like, the ruinous power of the dangly earring, the most movie punks that have ever been in one place, cool grandpas, THE COREYS, decorating with neon and sexy saxophones. 

Did you miss our other vampire episodes? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night" and Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." How do you feel about "The Lost Boys"? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode includes:
Tim Capello - "I Still Believe"
Gerard McMann - "Cry Little Sister"
Everclear - "Santa Monica"
Pullman - "Two Parts Water"

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 137_Episode_136__The_Lost_Boys_1987.mp3
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We're taking it back to basics this week with our guest Emily and her pick, the last of the Universal monster films: "Creature from the Black Lagoon" from 1954. Special topics for your consideration include: women in science, interchangeable protagonists, the claw...THE CLAW!, the dangers of the actual Amazon, Jethro Tull and Wikipedia holes. 

Have you seen this one? What are your thoughts on it? Where does it rank for you on the Universal monster continuum? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss our only other Universal monster episode? Check out Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein." We have talked about a lot of other monsters though, such as in Episode 100- "Monster Squad," Episode 114- "Gremlins" and of course, Episode 24- "Grabbers," in which we went on a bit of a vision quest, got super drunk and recorded the episode. Great choice if you like non-sequiturs with a side of slurred speech.

Speaking of things that are great, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 136_Episode_135__Creature_from_the_Black_Lagoon_1954.mp3
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Oh god, teens. What are they even doing? We try to decode their weird, incomprehensible behavior in this week's episode in which we discuss the 2015 film "#Horror." THE TITLE HAS A HASHTAG IN IT, THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. Special topics for your consideration include: 
#Remembering VW bumper stickers
#Terrible behavior, witnessed
#A surprising tie-in to last week's episode ("The Cell")
#The most disturbing word combination that Allen could conceive
#Whether this movie makes sense to younger people? Maybe someone could let us know??

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Hate it? Feel as baffled and crazy as we did? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss some of the other times we tried to figure out what teens are talking about? Catch up with Episode 48- "Unfriended" or Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane."

Speaking of stuff teens like (and everyone likes, come on), how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 135_Episode_134__Horror_2015.mp3
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In this week's episode, we discuss the 2000 remake of "Silence of the Lambs" called--wait, what? This isn't a remake? Whoops! We're talking about the REM- "Losing My Religion" video that-- wait, no. We're talking about the Jennifer Lopez visually stunning film "The Cell." Other topics we'd like you to consider include: baby-talkin, lipstick as a signifier of mood, suits made of Slim Jims, horse jokes (yes, of course, horse jokes) and movies Katie liked more than this, particularly the "Major League" franchise.

Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into movies that look really cool? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining", Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 23- "Suspiria."

Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween.

Music used in this episode:
Lil Wayne- "A Milli"
Pullman- "Two Parts Water"
and, of course, Jennifer Lopez- "Jenny from the Block"

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 134_Episode_133__The_Cell_2000.mp3
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In this week's episode, we hit up another anthology film, 1990's "Tales from the Darkside." Special topics for your consideration include: late night HBO viewing that is most definitely not child friendly, the supernatural works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and who was cooler him or Houdini, college dorm life explained, and the assurance that your cat is most definitely going to eat you. 

Have you seen "Tales from the Darkside"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 
 
Get this episode and all our old episodes wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Missed our other anthology episodes? Check out Episode 68 -  "Trick r' Treat" and Episode 21 - "Creepshow."
 
Music used in this episode:
Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone
Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot
 
Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!
Direct download: 133_Episode_132__Tales_From_the_Darkside_1990.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 action/comedy/mystery/...horror? film "Hot Fuzz." Special topics for your consideration include: is this actually a horror movie, or did we get fooled by an action movie?, "Point Break" and being crazy for Swayze, Dire Straits appreciation (how would you guys feel about a new podcast segment called "Straits Talk"? No? Just us?), the real secrets of Las Vegas and horse lips. Yeah, horse lips.

Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into British movies? Check out one of our earliest guestisodes, Episode 10- "Frightmare," Episode 19- "Kill List" or Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" (which is a British-Italian film but c'mon, close enough). 

Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween.

Music used in this episode:
Dire Straits- "Romeo & Juliet"
The Cardigans- "Lovefool"

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 132_Episode_131__Hot_Fuzz_2007.mp3
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This week we're joined by our friend Josef to discuss his pick, the 2008 Canadian horror/virus/zombie film "Pontypool." Special topics for your consideration include: our typically American lack of knowledge about anything Canadian, Josef's relationship with comic books and superheros,  the lack of effort that anyone at Netflix is putting into their film descriptions, conspiracy theories and things the movie doesn't show you.

Have you seen this one? If not, it's on Netflix (but don't read the description because it's kinda worthless). If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Into zombies? Check out Episode 92- "Dead Snow", Episode 101- "28 Days Later" or, if you absolutely must, Episode 37- "Zombeavers."

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Music used in this episode:
KISS- "Strutter"

Can't get enough Josef (or Allen, for that matter?) Check them out on their podcast "Marveling at Marvel's Marvels," also available on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 131_Episode_130__Pontypool_2008.mp3
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In this week's episode, we dip back into the John Carpenter well with his 1980 film "The Fog." Special topics for your consideration include: our future careers as copyright-free jazz radio hosts, the questionable allure of Tom Atkins: why do movies seem to think that young women are gaga for him?, the predictive powers of one Jamie Lee Curtis, long shots of nothing, leaving your child with a sea captain for safekeeping, and whether or not a film can be a slow burn if it never actually catches fire.

Have you seen "The Fog"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Missed our other John Carpenter episodes? Check out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode112- "Christine."

Now that we're back to our regularly scheduled horror programming, we can better sell you on the virtues of our sponsor, Cryptocurium. Look, you love horror and you love Halloween. What better way to prove it than by going to the Cryptocurium website at www.cryptocurium.com and signing up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, or by joining their cool secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil. We assure you, you will regret neither with the amazing stuff you'll receive as a result.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 130_Episode_129__The_Fog_1980.mp3
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Last year we had so much fun talking about "Days of Thunder" in our April Fool's episode that we decided to just do it again! Everyone loves movies about race car drivers! Just kidding...we're doing something much, MUCH more ridiculous this year. We hope you like it and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled blood and guts next week.

Here are two hints as to what the movie is before you listen! Music used in this episode includes:
Kenny Loggins-  "Meet Me Halfway"
Sammy Hagar- "Winner Takes it All"

Let us know your thoughts on this movie, this episode, or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Did you miss our "Days of Thunder" episode from last year? If so, it's not too late. It's Episode 76, go download it now! Also, a huge congratulations to our Count Dickula sweepstakes winner Neil, and the other unnamed contest winner Ryan! We'll be in touch to coordinate getting you your t-shirts. 

Don't forget about this week's sponsor! Just because we're not talking horror this week doesn't mean we don't love it, and the best way to show that you love it too is by going to the Cryptocurium website at www.cryptocurium.com and signing up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror, or by joining their cool secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil. We assure you, you will regret neither.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie (usually!) comedy podcast. 

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This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above.

Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into super gross worm dudes? Check out Episode 88- "Shivers" for another film that really utilizes them. How about weird sexual tension? In that case, we'd recommend Episode 25- "The Pit."

Music in this week's episode includes:
Air Supply- "Every Woman in the World"
Boyz II Men- "End of the Road"

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 128_Episode_127__Slither_2006.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2011 horror comedy film "Cabin In The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: a very important lesson in Pittsburgh accents, brief reviews of several in-theaters-now films such as "Kong: Skull Island" and "Logan," more meta horror, whether Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth have ever been seen in the same room together, Allen's limited tool knowledge and Sigourney f-ing Weaver. 

Into horror comedies? Check out the time we tried to watch "Zombeavers" (Episode 37). Want to talk meta horror? Listen to Episode 44- "Scream."

Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Songs used in this episode:
REO Speedwagon- "Roll with the Changes" (obvs.)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 127_Episode_126__Cabin_in_the_Woods_2011.mp3
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In this week's very special guestisode, we're joined by our friend Dave to discuss the 1997 sci-fi/space horror film "Event Horizon." Special topics for your consideration include: more talk about "Hellraiser" because let's always talk about "Hellraiser," Transylvanian salt mines and the treasures they contain, future magic technology such as CD-Rs, using CGI instead of plot devices to varying degrees of success, and referring to Sam Neill only as "Jurassic Park."

Want to hear more thoughts on "Hellraiser"? Check out Episode 51 in which we devote an entire hour to it. Or, if you're just really into horror movies in space, you can check out Episode 65- "Alien."

Have you seen "Event Horizon"? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

If you'd like to hear more from our excellent guest Dave (and let's be honest-- you do), check out his podcast SysEx Dumpster at https://m.soundcloud.com/sysexdumpster. You can also see what he's doing at his record labels, THAC0 Records (https://thac0records.bandcamp.com) and Unmapped North (http://unmappednorth.com).

 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 126_Episode_125__Event_Horizon_1997.mp3
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In this week's Very Special Episodeā„¢ of Werewolf Ambulance, we attempt to talk frankly about racism in America when we discuss the brand new, in theaters now film "Get Out." SPOILERS ABOUND, SEE THE MOVIE BEFORE YOU LISTEN! You already know we spoil everything. Special topics for your consideration include: hypnotism: real or not real?, straight talk about MMA, an important digression into Ethan Embry's career and "Empire Records," the handling of race issues in various old people British cop dramas and how to get your very own milkshake Corolla. It's easier than you think. 

Have you seen this one yet? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 125_Episode_124__Get_Out_2017.mp3
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This week we're getting into an old Hollywood classic: the 1962 psychological horror film "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Special topics for your consideration include: creepy dolls, how wonderful and terrible old Hollywood stars were, necessities of modern technology, the ever-present horror trope of incompetent police work, and what actually passed for entertainment in the 1910s. We've also WRITTEN A LETTER TO DADDYYYYY... just kidding. Sort of.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your Nana! Just get it. Also, enjoy our Cryptocurium jingle. We don't do this for our health, you know (we actually totally do).

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 124_Episode_123__Whatever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane_1962.mp3
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Episode 122- Under the Shadow (2016)

This week we're discussing the 2016 Iranian film "Under the Shadow." It's available on Netflix, so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want us to spoil it for you, check it out before you listen. Special topics we'll be discussing include: the advantages of subtitles over dubbing (seriously, who likes dubbing?? be sure to change it on your Netflix options if that kind of thing bothers you), how little we know about world history because the public school system let us down, how much we know about 90s hip hop because hot beats have never let us down, litigations forthcoming from the Walt Disney Company, brief reviews of both "Split" and the "John Wick" franchise and talk of the greatest reality television show, "Project Runway." Auf wiedersehen. 

Songs used in this episode (please don't sue us):
Wu Tang Clan- "C.R.E.A.M."

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your cat! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 123_Episode_122__Under_the_Shadow_2016.mp3
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Episode 121- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989)

This week we're enjoying (?) a piece of real garbage: the 1989 installment in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Part 5: The Dream Child." Yeah, there's no dancing around it this week-- it is 100% terrible. It does provide us with some great special topics though, including the fact that his movie expects us to have seen and remember all or at least some of the preceding movies, the sheer volume of Freddy quips, baby Freddy having burns and the fact that this is not even the least sensical part of this movie, a Great British Bake Off shoutout and a very special announcement.

Can't get enough Freddy? We covered the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" in Episode 4 (!) so go back and listen to us not be entirely sure how to do a comedy podcast.

Have you seen this one? If so...did it make any sense to you? Did you see the movies leading up to it? Help us out here by telling us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, doing your internet things, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your boss! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 122_Episode_121__A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street_Part_5_The_Dream_Child_1989.mp3
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Episode 120- Psychomania (1973)

This week is a guestisode week, EMTs! We're joined by our pal and longtime supporter Jim to discuss his pick, the 1973 motorcycle/weird occult film "Psychomania." Special topics for your consideration include: a surprise treatise in defense of "Hellraiser," finding a tipping point for deciding to destroy your murderous undead son, being a lot like John Denver but having the nickname Chopped Meat, finding pleasure in trashing a grocery store and an extensive list of notable turtleneck wearers of history.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 121_Episode_120__Psychomania_1973.mp3
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Episode 119- We Are Still Here (2015)

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of the most highly-regarded horror movies of 2015: "We Are Still Here." Special topics for your consideration include: holes that whoosh, being very ashy, the wonder of Barbara Crampton, when exactly movies should tell us information that is important to the plot (spoiler: it's not the end credits), Dagwood sandwiches and the fact that maybe we just kinda didn't get this one. 

Did you see this one? Do you agree with the critics that loved it, or did you have some questions as well? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. And hey, if you like this episode or any one of our previous 118.5 episodes, hop onto iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help other people find us, and that's awesome.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 120_Episode_119__We_Are_Still_Here_2015.mp3
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Episode 118- House of Wax (2005)

Remember 2005? What a silly time! This week we're discussing the era along with that year's remake of "House of Wax." Special topics for your consideration include: a plethora of early-2000s television actors, feelings about Achilles tendons, the logistics of having a house made entirely of wax, always learning lessons from horror movies and a deep retrospective on many other films we're covered. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 119_Episode_118__House_of_Wax_2005.mp3
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Episode 117- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

We hope that all of our EMTs had a lucky and lovely Friday the 13th last week. In honor of this dubious holiday, we picked a dubious movie: the 8th installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise, "Jason Takes Manhattan." Why? Because we have no self-respect, seemingly. This one's a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that this movie is achingly long for no real reason, concerns about how Toby gets around, extraordinarily bad acting, Vancouver! It's definitely Vancouver!, great funeral ideas, inexplicable coincidences and inexplicable toxic waste and the return of Mailbag! If you want to hear your words on a future Mailbag! segment, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com or leave us a review on iTunes. We love to hear what you think.

Guys, guys. This movie. Do you actually like it? Does ANYONE actually like it? You can also let us know how you feel at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. 

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Music in this week's episode includes:
"First of Tha Month"- Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
"Crossroads"- Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (yes, again!)
"Rich Girl"- Hall and Oates

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 118_Episode_117__Friday_the_13th_Part_8__Jason_Takes_Manhattan1989.mp3
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Episode 116- The Descent (2005)

In this week's episode, we're diving into the all-female 2005 adventure/monster horror film "The Descent." Special topics for your consideration include: side effects of seitan consumption, being glad that one is not an adrenaline junkie by nature, tales of Kennywood (for those of you non-Pittsburghers, it's a local amusement park that is greatly beloved by the city's population), how a trailer can really ruin a movie and how senses work. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then delivered to your door on a monthly basis via the Parcel of Terror. You're going to love it, we promise you. 

Music from this week's episode includes:
Motley Crue- "Kickstart My Heart" (again! Special props to the first EMT who can tell us in which episode this song first appeared.)
Bone Thugs N Harmony- "Crossroads"

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 117_Episode_116__The_Descent_2005.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 115- House (Hausu) (1977)

Happy New Years, EMTs! We'd love to kick it off with a real doozy of a movie, selected by our very first repeat guest, our pal Carrie. She's picked the 1977 Japanese psychedelic horror film "Hausu." Special topics for your consideration include: the weirdness of cats, not being sure whether something is bananas or just lost in the translation, why the hell Mr. Togo is even in this movie, facts about people such as Howard Hughes and the idea that more movies ought to be written by 11-year-old girls. 

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? What would your name be if you were a character in it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for Mailbag! at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you.

Don't forget about our sponsor, Cryptocurium! New year, new you, new Parcels of Terror-- get the monthly subscription box at www.cryptocurium.com and that's one resolution off your list, just like that!

Can't get enough of this week's guest Carrie? Check out her first guest appearance, Episode 5: "The Godmonster of Indian Flats."

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 116_Episode_115__House_1977.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:35am EDT

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