Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

You know, we consider ourselves professionals here in the horror game. We take our job seriously and that means sometimes looking into the belly of the beast: the most grotesque of the grotesque, things that will keep you awake at night. With that in mind, we're kicking off Season 5 with what may be the ultimate horror film. It's 2003's "Love Actually." 

We've never done another rom-com, so instead just go listen to the episode we did on the rom-dram (?) "Days of Thunder." It's Episode 76, labeled "???? (1989)."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Happy holidays, pals. As always, we love you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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In our FIFTH annual holiday episode, we're tacking the 2017 Christmas-adjacent horror film "Better Watch Out." You can watch this one on Netflix and if you're at all thinking about it, watch it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for your consideration include: being sold a comedy bill of goods on a movie, the best way to greet one's family at the holidays, hot takes on sweaters, lessons in German from a person who does not speak any German and the "Die Hard" debate settled once and for all. 

Check out our other holiday episodes-
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- Gingerdead Man

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Happy holidays, pals. As always, we love you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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This week, we're joined by a friend-- it's a guestisode! Our pal Chris brings us the 1932 Universal Pictures classic, "The Mummy." Special topics for your consideration include: controversial views on John Carpenter films, the real horrors of the Universal classic monsters, using vanity license plates to antagonize local celebrities, Frank being a giant bozo and Pitt football talk (#H2P)

Can't get enough of the Universal monsters? Check out Episode Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein," Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon" and Episode 148- The Wolf Man." Bonus! "Creature" features another excellent guest, our friend Emily.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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After a few weeks of the horror equivalent of junk food (except like, not even good junk food like Doritos, bad junk food like pizza with hot dogs in the crust), we decided to detox with a beautiful horror classic: the 1976 Brian DePalma/Stephen King film "Carrie." Special topics for your consideration include: god's little punishments, concern about John Travolta's basic abilities, the magic of Piper Laurie, prom talk/tuxedo talk and sultry Jesus. 

Can't get enough DePalma? Top off with Episode 13- "Phantom of the Paradise" and Episode 27- "Sisters." Let's not forget about Stephen King! We've discussed a TON of his movies so please just listen to my favorite of our King episodes, Episode 66- "Thinner."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 207_Episode_206_-_Carrie_1976.mp3
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In this week's episode we complete our post-Thanksgiving festivities by getting even more tipsy than we were in the last episode and trying to make lemonade out of this movie. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of mean sex demons!, "Star Wars" explained, Clive Barker's inexplicable fear of puzzles, a brainstorm of some alternate names for the female cenobite and an anatomy lesson from two people who know very very little about anatomy. 

You can hear our hot takes on the original "Hellraiser" (Episode 51), and if that's not enough Clive Barker for you, check out Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Boy oh boy. In this week's post-holiday haze, we get festively tipsy and discuss one of the worst movies we've ever seen: the 1999 debacle "The Item." This was a listener suggestion from SkyrimRunner and we assume that they hate us. It's free on Youtube... if you dare. Special topics for your consideration include: things for which we are thankful, lots of discussion about 90s culture having nothing to do with this movie, covering topics we have most definitely covered before, pulling no punches about the quality of "The Item" and answering the question on everyone's mind: what's up with Xzibit??

Do you like truly garbage films? The only comparable one I can think of is Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" so instead, listen to some of our more eccentric films: Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 84- "Demons" or Episode 120- "Psychomania." 

And we've still got merch! Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com to order your tshirt or koozy (or both!)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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Did you hear that? There's something over there! It's....it's....it's another episode of Werewolf Ambulance! This week we're discussing the world of televised paranormal investigating with the 2011 film "Grave Encounters." Special topics for your consideration include: reality show rock blocks, deja viewing, lobotomy jokes, fascinating accents, new film and website ideas and a recap of MTV's "The Real World." Thanks to listener Jake B. for the suggestion. 

Love Canadians? Of course you do! Check out some of our other episodes about our friends in the great white north: Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 113- "Black Christmas," Episode 130- "Pontypool" and Episode 166- "The Cube."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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You know what they say about being in a hole? When you find yourself there, keep digging until you find another hole with worse acting and less plausible storylines. And that's what we did. Following up on last week's foray into the weird later additions to the "Halloween" franchise, we're talking about the 2002 film "Halloween: Resurrection." Special topics for your consideration include: the academic and romantic careers of a bunko Jon Snow, destroying the world vis a vis Daylight Savings Time, criminally under-using Tyra Banks, whether ad-libbing qualifies as Dangertainment and parsing reality television.

We haven't talked about many reality show-based horror movies (sidenote: are there any good reality show-based horror movies? Let us know!) so I guess just listen to some of my favorites: Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man" (remake) and just for fun, Episode 6- "Alucarda."

 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

And hey, if you have an extra few dollars burning a hole in your pocket, please consider donating to Jewish Family & Community Services of Pittsburgh: jfcspgh.org. Thank you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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As the rest of the horror world discusses the brand new "Halloween" film, we're going back to a simpler time, a dumber time: the 1990s. This week we're talking about the 1998 installment in the franchise, "Halloween H20." Hoo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: Josh Hartnett, Josh Hartnett's hair, LL Cool J, LL Cool J's luminous skin, the looks of the 90s, a lack of teen murder, what life in your mid-30s is supposed to look like and a brand new nickname for Katie.

Are you weirdly a fan of later sequels in famous horror film franchises? If so, check out Episode 32- "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 117- "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 121- "Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

And we've still got merch! Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com to order your tshirt or koozy (or both!)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this momentous week, it's both the Halloween episode and #200 for us! We're celebrating by watching a real doozy from the 1980s-- the heavy metal horror film "Trick or Treat" from 1986. This film features cameos from Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne so you know it's a serious one. Special topics for your consideration include: a quick roundup of television horror, testing for a job as a 976 sexy phone operator, a love of the holiday, tangential thoughts and weird sex tips.

If you just can't get enough of musicians acting in horror films, check out Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" ft. Ice T, Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" ft. Aaliyah, Episode 153- "The Hunger" ft. David Bowie and Episode 176- "Strangeland" ft. Dee Snider. Or, get a BOGO with Episode 152- "Anaconda" (J-Lo AND Ice Cube!)

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Live from Pittsburgh, it's a Werewolf Ambulance show! We're discussing the 1986 bananas monster/sci-fi/horror film "Terrorvision." Because this episode was recorded live, the sound quality is what you'd expect from a live show. Big thanks to our pal Dan B. for managing all our AV stuff! Special topics for your consideration include: oh my god we're so nervous and also we are drinking, the pleasure dome, gaps in your teeth, scab monsters, the expectations that we have of Charles Band, the game "Band or Band?" and hiring teens to do things. 

Thanks to everyone who came out for the show, and thanks in general to all of you who have supported us over the years. We are genuinely touched by your kindness. 

If you'd like to take a trip down the Charles Band memory lane, check out our other episodes of his films: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episodes 164 & 165- "Puppet Master I" and "II," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" and Episode 186- "Tourist Trap."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a 3D movie that neither of us watched in 3D-- the 2009 remake of the Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Special topics for your consideration include: Dean Winchester (so much Dean Winchester), good hair and bad police work, Tom Atkins: why do you make us feel?, places where you should not wear high heels and a very thin plot. 

Are you a fan of "Supernatural"? Check out the episode we did about "House of Wax" (Episode 118) featuring costar Jared Padalecki. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Music used in this episode includes:
Kansas- "Carry on my Wayward Son"
Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Heyyyy kids! (to be read in the Binky the Clown from "Garfield" voice, you guys know that one, right?) Anyway, we're doing a clown movie. And it's dark. This week we're discussing the 2017 Halloween-themed killer clown (klown? No, it's clown) film "Terrifier," currently available on Netflix. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of our Don vs. Dawn conundrum, sexy costumes and our joint Halloween costume, pizza tips, traffic etiquette and, oddly enough, the Lunachicks.

Do you like clown movies? Of course you do! Check out our previous clowns-behaving-badly films, Episode 3- "Stitches," Episode 97- "IT" (the 1990 TV film) and Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Honorable mentions go to Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses" and Episode 194- "Santa Sangre" just for the weird clown cameos. 

Have you seen this one? We'd love to hear your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 198_Episode_197_-_Terrifier.mp3
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My god, do we love this piece of shit movie. Sorry to spoil it for you, but we do. This week we're discussing a pick of our own: the 1983 film "Mausoleum," finally available for streaming (on Amazon). Special topics for your consideration include: hair talk, the advent of Julie Christy season, a quick biography of Marjoe Gortner and his magnificent terrible name, a diatribe on dancing, a Mausoleum confession and the poor titty bell, working overtime. 

Do you love ridiculously bad 80s movies? May we also recommend Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 2- "Without Warning" (what were we doing??), Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," or Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, this is the last week before our live show! As of the posting of this episode, there are fewer than 10 tickets available so get in there and get them!
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10: https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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This week we decided to do a non-listener pick and discuss the 2014 vampire horror comedy "What We Do in the Shadows." Special topics for your consideration include: many vampire impressions (obvs), asking the Count to leave a party, our continued disdain for the concept of immortality, werewolves AND swearwolves and our new favorite food, basghetti. 

I always forget when listing our vampire movies that we discussed "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with our pals Allison and John. Go listen to that one-- it's Episode 110.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! Check out the designs all over our social media, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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This week's film was suggested to us by listener Vinyl Toy. Thanks, Vinyl Toy-- this movie is MADNESS. We're discussing the 1990 Alejandro Jodorowsky film "Santa Sangre." Special topics for your consideration include: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN THIS MOVIE?, art for art's sake, pumpkin spice season, nonsense tolerance, scrummy vs. scrummy, the Argento factor and who is Kevin, my god, who is Kevin?

We have just one other movie to recommend you this week- Episode 6- "Alucarda." Just watch that movie/listen to that episode, please.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

And we have new merch! We'll post the designs in a separate post-- to order something, email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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A big thanks to listener Jason P. for suggesting this bananas film: this week we're talking about the 1977 movie that IS DEFINITELY NOT A RIPOFF OF "JAWS," DON'T YOU WORRY, "Orca." Special topics for your consideration include: this movie is a ripoff of "Jaws," Bo Derek being off-brand, Whale Facts!: The Game, things one might miss while getting a snack, Richard Harris singing and a little "Baby Shark."

Do you like movies that are definitely, totally not meant to be "Jaws"? You should check out Episode 41- "The Last Shark."

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 194_Episode_193_-_Orca_1977.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested by listener William TJ Bear: the 1988 teen slasher "Night of the Demons." Special topics for your consideration include: 90s Nickelodeon, questionable animal psychics, always being prepared to gouge the eyes, what the hell Linnea Quigley's deal is, deja viewing and a near-disaster during recording leads us to an unexpected revelation!

Do you like teen slashers? Check out some of our other episodes, such as 18- "Slumber Party Massacre," Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 162- "Prom Night"-- and that's just a small sampling of young people being brutally murdered that we've discussed!

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 193_Episode_192_-_Night_of_the_Demons__1988.mp3
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Thanks to the suggestion of listener Eric B., we're back to that Stephen Kang well with the 1985 Gary Busey/Corey Haim werewolf vehicle "Silver Bullet." Special topics for your consideration include: Bob Seger and Coors Light: the most magical of things, adorable werewolves, exasperation at monster rule-breaking AGAIN, Stephen King's child labor force, making lemonade in one's pants and who will speak for the drunk dads??

Do you think Stephen King rules? If so, check out our other King episodes: 21- "Creepshow," 59- "Children of the Corn," 66- "Thinner," 97- "IT" (the 90s miniseries one), 112- "Christine" and 159- "Pet Sematary." And just for funsies, Episode 54- "The Shining" (we do talk about the King/Brian-from-Wings version so... it counts.)

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode:
Bob Seger- "Against the Wind"
Bob Seger- "Night Moves"

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and go on sale on September 1-- we'll give you the details later this week on all our social media platforms incessantly.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 192_Episode_191_-_Silver_Bullet_1985.mp3
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This week we're doing one of Allen's suggestions: the 1994 hit film "Interview with the Vampire" (not "Interview with a Vampire," which is a much better name.) Special topics for your consideration include: vampire law, the perfect age at which to be turned into a vampire, besties 4-ever!, Netflix subtitles at the peak of absurdity, fashion, wigs and moping-- the usual stuff. 

Do you like vampires? Check out our other vampire film episodes because we've done a butt-zillion of them: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys," Episode 153- "The Hunger" and Episode 163- "Let the Right One In."

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are! 
October 5, 2018
The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh
Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm
Tickets are $10 and go on sale on September 1-- we'll give you the details then.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 191_Episode_190_-_Interview_With_The_Vampire.mp3
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This week's episode deserves a subtitle! "The Dentist: Katie's Mistake." Guys, I'm sorry. This was not the movie I remember seeing on cable in the late 90s. OH WELL TOO LATE NOW. Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: lots of controversial opinions on such matters as swimming and fashion, PSAs-- lots of PSAs, dentists we like (what's up Dr. Alani), new career paths we may pursue and a harsh but honest criticism of the state of Delaware. 

Are you into medical horror? You weirdo. If so, check out some of out other episodes, like Episode 20- "American Mary," Episode 29- "Re-Animator" or Episode 137- "Monkey Shines."

Have you seen this one? Are you also mad at me? Please let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And please, keep your own movie suggestions coming! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

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This week's episode is a request from our new pal Mealy Monster Land! Seriously, what does that mean? Please let us know, MML. Anyway, it's another wonderfully schlocky 80s movie- Night of the Comet from 1984. Special topics for your consideration include: a lack of both logic and resource-gathering, our own post-apocalyptic society plans, zombie movie punks, contemplating the outcome of the entire world farting at once and a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Do you like apocalyptic horror films? Check out some of our other episodes, such as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 101- "28 Days Later," or Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead" (the remake).

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Music used in this episode includes:
Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping"
Voyag3r- "In the Hands of Computers"

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested to us by listener Dakotah: the 2002 werewolf film "Dog Soldiers." Special topics for your consideration include: the mystery of meats, realizing you may be a jock, being lied to about whether this movie is a comedy, free range sausages, Danzig's Library and the wonders untold that it contains, and Paul Reiser.

We've done a ton of werewolf movies, unsurprisingly. Check out Episode 46- "The Howling," Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London" and Episode 148- "Wolf Man."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And please, keep those movie suggestions coming! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 188_Episode_187_-_Dog_Soldiers_2002.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're doing another listener suggestion from Brandon: the 1979 film "Tourist Trap," or as he so astutely points out, the actual film that "House of Wax" starring Paris Hilton was based on. Special topics for your consideration include: unmentioned psychic abilities, real facts about historical figure Davy Crockett, a fear of mannequins, the benefits of having multiple interests, DJ Chucky B and Lil Houdini and some solid escape advice (never take a break from running; never stop to hug a tree).

Did you miss our "House of Wax" episode? Check it out, it's Episode 118.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 187_Episode_186_-_Tourist_Trap_1979.mp3
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We're back to the Argento well this week with the 1975 giallo film "Deep Red," suggested to us by listener Dan G (how did we miss making a DANG joke? Because we're not that good, really). Special topics for your consideration include: smashing faces into glass, the pinnacle of inept police work, "Indian" wrestling?!, the effect of cutting like 1/3 of this movie, being super wiggy and seeing how many times we can say "giallo," obviously.

Do you like Italian horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'Ultimo Squalo)", Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 84- "Demons."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 186_Episode_185_-_Deep_Red_1975.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing another listener pick: the 1990 subterranean creature film "Tremors." Thanks to Hunter for suggesting it! Special topics for your consideration include: parentless teens, questions we have for Kevin Bacon, Lil Sluggie, Katie's type when it comes to men, our political views (you're welcome!) and our indignation at not having a Wikipedia page. 

Do you like creature movies? Check out our previous episodes, such as Episode 38- "The Gate," Episode 127- "Slither," or Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon." 

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 185_Episode_184_-_Tremors_1990.mp3
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Boy oh boy, where to begin with this one? Well, you know we must still be doing listener appreciation episodes if we were willing to watch the 1978 film "The Alien Factor" as recommended by listener Dr. Horror Geek. Special topics for your consideration include: the pitfalls of writing, directing, producing and editing your own film, potentially contracting childhood diseases in adulthood, the Baltimore/Pittsburgh accent explored, acting prowess, how aliens work and the utter wailing of the psych rock band Atlantis.

Like alien films? Check out Episode 2- "Without Warning," Episode 65- "Alien" or Episode 125- "Event Horizon."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 184_Episode_183_-_The_Alien_Factor_1978.mp3
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This week we're still listening to you (because we love you!) and reviewing a movie you recommended. We're talking about the 2015 horror comedy "Final Girls" thanks to listener neildoubleyou and here are some special topics for your consideration: Gymspiration just for you, we would do anything for love but we won't review that (please try to guess what "that" is), how methane gas works or doesn't work, being a mid-30s Gertie and therapy life hacks. 

Did you miss our other meta horror movies? Check out Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Our listener appreciation rock block continues this week with the 2014 Kevin Smith film "Tusk." This one is particularly appropriate because it's about this guy who got suuuuper rich and suuuuper famous through podcasting and-- hey, weird, us too! Special topics for your consideration include: getting schooled by Google, Mac vs. PC, a lesson in the German language from someone who does not speak the German language at all, Pete Rose deserves to be in the Hall of Fame goddamnit and Rob Zombie vs. Kevin Smith: a friend-off. Thanks to listener adamssbarry (not Adam Sbarro, sorry not sorry) for suggesting this one to us.

Did you miss our other transformation films? (yes, I know this is a stretch.) Check out Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London," Episode 103- "The Fly" and Episode 148- "The Wolf Man."

Have you seen "Tusk"? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 182_Episode_181_-_Tusk_2014.mp3
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It's Week 1 of our new listener appreciation initiative and we're already yelling! This week's film was suggested to us by a listener named JAM-- the 1986 dessert-themed horror film "The Stuff." Special topics for your consideration include: courting Big Cookie for potential sponsorship opportunities, Tangy Taffy and Laffy Taffy, Allen's all-time favorite film "Good Burger," Famous Amos remembered, Law & Order actors and controversial opinions on a variety of topics. 

Do you love bananas horror films of the 1980s? Check out some of our other reviews of the era, such as our very first episode, Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 53- "Halloween III," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines" and Episode 171- "Ghoulies." Sorry I couldn't narrow it down any more, there are SO MANY!

Have you seen this movie? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 181_Episode_180_-_The_Stuff_1986.mp3
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Sometimes you see a movie and it changes you-- it just really makes you think and causes you to see the world differently. This is not that movie. This is the 2002 Eli Roth vehicle "Cabin Fever." Special topics for your consideration include: learning "teen talk," Party Cop filmography, the crossover of "Boy Meets World" and a super grossout horror film, mutual distaste for torture porn, the standoffish nature of Sting and BADALAMENTIIIIIII.

Check out some of our other various horrors-in-the-woods films with Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali), Episode 92- "Dead Snow, "Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods" and Episode 167- "The Ritual."

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Related: have you seen the inexplicable remake? Tell us about all of these things at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 180_Episode_179_-_Cabin_Fever_2002.mp3
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It has been far too long since we did an anthology film, EMTs! This week, we're discussing the 1983 homage to the classic television show "Twilight Zone: The Movie." Special topics for your consideration include: an outpouring of appreciation for things that are great such as Creedence Clearwater Revival and Burgess Meredith, inventing new aphorisms, new/old nicknames for Dan Aykroyd, what we think the "Twilight" franchise is about, poor Scatman Carothers and LITHGOOOOW. 

Did you miss our other anthology episodes? Check out Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays" and/or Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside."

Have you seen this movie? Which was your favorite segment? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this week's episode, we're talking Cronenberg again with the 1979 film "The Brood." Special topics for your consideration include: the best things about the 1970s (decor and outwear, obviously), delightful descriptions of Oliver Reed, Roger Ebert's opinions, more terrible police work and OUTSIDE BABIES! 

Are you a Cronenberg fan? Check out our other episodes about his films, Episode 88- "Shivers" and Episode 103- "The Fly." 

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 178_Episode_177_-_The_Brood_1979.mp3
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In the second half of our horror-films-by-metal-musicians rock block, this week we're discussing the 1998 Dee Snider movie "Strangeland." Special topics for your consideration include: a visit to the basement of Rotten Tomatoes, the life and times of Dee Snider/Twisted Sister, a time when piercings and tattoos were controversial, bad police work, dialup internet and amazing catchphrases.

Do you like movies about the horrors of technology? Check out a few of our other episodes: Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 134- "#Horror" and Episode 98- "The Ring" (VHS is technology too!)

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 177_Episode_176_-_Strangeland_1998.mp3
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Oh Rob Zombie, what hath you wrought? This week we're discussing the 2003 exploitation/gross-out horror film "House of 1000 Corpses." Special topics for your consideration include: the permanence of being Dwight Schrute, Allen's feelings on trick-or-treating being scheduled for a non-Halloween day (spoilers: HE'S MAD), swearing for the sake of swearing, the genius of Christopher Guest movies, "Dr. Satan" and bumpbumpdunnahbumpbumpdunnahbahnownahnow (so, SO much mouth guitar.)

Do you like movies about weird families killing people? May we recommend Episode 23- "Sisters," Episode 43- "We Are What We Are" or Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"? 

Have you seen this one? How about Mr. Robert Zombie's other films? How do you feel about them? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series Dread Central Presents! Check out the next showing in the series at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15201:

Dread Central Presents: Penn Jillette's Director's Cut
Friday, May 11th
Midnight
Tickets: ($9) http://bit.ly/RHDirectorsCut

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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In this week's episode we are heading back to the mall for some robot murder hijinks with the 80's cult classic "Chopping Mall." 

Special topics for your consideration include: Steve Guttenburg, a bygone era of cigarette vending machines and how that is still a thing in some parts of Pittsburgh, Mall life, Rockapella fandom, fun with movie names, a surprising love of robots and so much more!

Have you seen this one? Do you wanna take a more trips back in time to the 80s with us? Check out our episodes on these "Cult" classics: Episode 25 - "the Pit", Episode 35 - "Neon Maniacs", Episode 56 - "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", Episode 72 - "The Beyond." Get these and all of our past episodes on your favorite podcasting app! And while you are there how about leaving us a review and letting folks know how much you enjoy the show!

This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series Dread Central Presents! Check out the next showing in the series at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15201:

Dread Central Presents: Penn Jillette's Director's Cut

Friday, May 11th

Midnight

Tickets: ($9) http://bit.ly/RHDirectorsCut

  

 

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In this week's episode, we determine that we've never gotten into the George Romero zombie series and decide to keep it that way for now-, so instead we're talking about the 2004 remake, "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: leg muscle knowledge wasted, feelings on fast zombies vs. slow zombies, love subplots (ugh), Ving Rhames delivering every line like it is his last, superhero movies Katie will never see and how NOT to deliver the ending of your film.

We've done a lot of zombie movies, so we tell you about them often. Go check them out at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 174_Episode_173_-_Dawn_of_the_Dead_2004.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're hitting the Satanic panic button and discussing the 2009 Ti West film "The House of the Devil." Special topics for your consideration include: pro tips for babysitters, college dorm room memories, Pittsburgh food favorites: a debate, the era of answering machines and pay phones, and a whole lot of tangential information.

Interested in our other Satanic films? Check out Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 155- "The Exorcist."

Have you seen this one? How do you feel about slow burns in general? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series with Dread Central Presents!
Check out the next showing at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh PA 15201:

Dread Central Presents: Imitation Girl
Friday, April 20
Midnight
Tickets: $9 http://bit.ly/RHImitation
Row House Cinema Film Club members can use their FREE movie

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 173_Episode_172_-_The_House_of_the_Devil_2009.mp3
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It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're joined by our friend Tessa to discuss her pick, the 1984 horror-comedy-puppet- Satanic ritual film "Ghoulies." Special topics for your consideration include: a return to the work of Charles Band, how to pad a movie 101, Ghoulie anatomy explained, confounding Satanic rituals, a critical look at internet memes, adult teens and what not to do upon inheriting a home.

Have you seen this one? Or any of the "Ghoulies" series? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Want to listen to some rad music? Check out Tessa's band Bitter Whiskers at soundcloud.com/bitterwhiskers and on Facebook at facebook.com/bitterwhiskers

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

Direct download: 172_Episode_171__Ghoulies_1984.mp3
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In the grand tradition of "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) and "Over the Top" (Episode 128), it's our annual first-week-of-April mystery film! We look forward to this one all year, and this year's is quite possibly our bawdiest episode to date. Hope you love it.

Have you seen this movie? What do you think of it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 171_Episode_170_-_______1989.mp3
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You know how sometimes you think to yourself, "man, I should watch all of M. Night Shyamalan's films and then dissect them in dizzying detail with my friend on our podcast, maybe people will like that?" No? Anyway, we thought that, so we hopped onto Netflix and watched the 2004 film "The Village." Special topics for your consideration include: reviewing a movie without actually seeing a movie, free marketing for the state of Wyoming, urban animals, good twists, bad twists and semi-bad twists, and our friend and yours, M. Night Shyamalan.

Did you miss our other M. Night films? Check out a very early-but- goodie, Episode 12- "The Happening" and a much more recent addition, Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense." Also, please join us next week for a very special April Fools' episode. 

Have you seen this one? Where do you come down on this twist ending? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 170_Episode_169_-_The_Village_2004.mp3
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This week we're getting into our worst fears (or at least Jeff Daniels' worst fears) with the 1990 creepy-crawly classic, "Arachnophobia." Special topics for your consideration include: facts about nature, objectifying such men as Julian Sands and Huey Lewis, a case of mistaken Jeffdentity, a tribute to Grandma from every movie, John Goodman's affect and an explanation of "The Secret."

Did you miss our other animal horror films? Check out Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines" and Episode 152- "Anaconda." 

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? And-- tell us your phobias! Let's get PERSONAL. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 169_Episode_168_-_Arachnophobia_1990.mp3
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This week we're dipping back into that Netflix well of original content with the 2017 film "The Ritual." Special topics for your consideration include: hiking/camping/rain/the woods/other eminently hateable things, advice for mugging situations, throwing cake at cats and what comes afterwards, hot dogs on the outside and the entire lifespan of "Carvelling at Carvel's Carvels."

Did you miss our other Netflix originals? Check out Episode 154- "The Babysitter" and Episode 161- "I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House."

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 168_Episode_167_-_The_Ritual_2017.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're stepping away from the puppets and discussing some Canadians with the 1997 thriller (?) "Cube." Special topics for your consideration include: bad tattoos, Dave Matthews: a retrospective, movies that look like Oscar-winners compared to this movie, the 90's-era obsession with bisection, "Maths: The Movie," and a gift from a viewer.

Did you miss our other Canadian films? Check out some of the highlights with Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick R Treat" and Episode 113- "Black Christmas" and Episode 130- "Pontypool." 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 167_Episode_166_-_Cube_1997.mp3
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In the second episode of our two-parter, we're discussing the 1990 sequel to last week's episode, "Puppet Master 2." Boy, is it a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: unexpected Dust Bowl farmers, yucky intimacy, oily wrestlers, ways in which one could search for a lost relative, gross intimacy and making the same movie twice but making it much worse the second time.

We've done a number of sequels on this show, but instead let us point you to a better "Puppet Master"...last week's episode.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 166_Episode_165_-_Puppet_Master_2_1990.mp3
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In our very first two-part episode arc, we're discussing the 1989 film "Puppet Master" (don't forget to tune in next week for the sequel, "Puppet Master 2" because we have no taste, obviously). Special topics for your consideration include: bad Southern accents, funeral pranks, confusing motives, Barbara Crampton, not being a great psychic, leaps of logic and a game of puppet name guessing. 

We do love film franchises here at Werewolf Ambulance, and with that in mind, we've done three of the "Friday the 13th" films. Check out those episodes: Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 141- the original, "Friday the 13th."

Have you seen this one? Have you seen the second one? Have you seen any of the other ELEVEN films in this series? Finally, do you like this two-parter idea we had? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. In this week's episode, we are unboxing a Parcel of Terror that we were super psyched about. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 165_Episode_164_-_Puppet_Master_1989.mp3
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As you guys know, we like to temper our fun with the most depressing, bleak movies we can find. That said, this week we're discussing the 2008 Swedish vampire film "Let the Right One In." Special topics for your consideration include: the slightly culturally offensive game "Swedish actor or Ikea merchandise?", sadness, the necessity of having a vengeful vampire friend, bleakness, early 2000s email addresses, despair, messy eating and melancholy. 

Like foreign-language horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 7- "Ju-On: The Grudge," Episode 115- "Hausu" and Episode 151- "Raw."

Music used in this episode includes:
Europe- "The Final Countdown" (karaoke version)

Have you seen this one? What about the American remake? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 164_Episode_163_-_Let_the_Right_One_In_2008.mp3
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Are you feeling uptight? Perhaps you wouldn't...if it were PROM NIGHT! This week we're discussing the 1980 teen slasher "Prom Night" starring our girl and yours, Jamie Lee Curtis. Special topics for your consideration include: lessons in disco, secret Canadians, high school memories, remembering the Epilady, Liam Nielson and the magic of JLC. 

If you missed our other Jamie Lee Curtis episode, check out number 129- "The Fog." If it's teen slashers you're into, you could do worse than Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fool's Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination" or Episode 144- "Friday the 13th." Whew.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Better yet-- tell us about your prom! Bonus points for photos: let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode:
"Prom Night" from the "Prom Night" soundtrack

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 163_Episode_162_-_Prom_Night_1980.mp3
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Was last week's episode too fun for you? We get it-- "Shaun of the Dead" is a fun movie. It's time to get serious. This week we're discussing the 2016 Netflix film "I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House." Special topics for your consideration include: Things that are great (Shirley Jackson) and things that are not (hockey fans, poetry lovers, Deadheads and men named Scott), the terrors of New England and ASMR, Bob Balaban fandom, salt lamps, and possibilities for bonus episodes for Patreon* donors.

*We do not have a Patreon.

Did you miss our other haunted house film reviews? Check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill."

Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

 

Direct download: 162_Episode_161__I_am_the_Pretty_Thing_that_Lives_in_the_House_2016.mp3
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It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're talking with our pal Denis (you know, the Hall & Oates fan) about his pick, the 2004 British zombie horror-comedy "Shaun of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: another round of our patented game 'Raw, Raw or Raw?' except this week it's 'Shaun, Sean or Sean?', the fez phase of adulthood, Batdance, a love of lists and "Weekend at Bernie's II."

Did you miss our other zombie film reviews? Check out Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead," Episode 92- "Dead Snow," Episode 101- "28 Days Later" and Episode 130- "Pontypool." We won't tell you yo listen to the "Zombeavers" episode because that movie is so butt (unless you really want to; it's Episode 37.) 

Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Can't get enough of Denis? Check out his podcast "Best Friend Simulator" (http://bestfriendsimulator.podbean.com) also available on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Bonus: the show is co-hosted by our pal Josh, who guested on Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs."

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 161_Episode_160__Shaun_of_the_Dead_2004.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're completing our child loss rock block and returning to the Stephen King well with the 1989 film "Pet Sematary." Special topics for your consideration include: Tasha Yar, men and chicken dinners, bad choices, being a doctor, King's love of psychic children and the complete and total lack of respect for the cat actor in this movie.

Do you think Stephen King rules? If so, check out our other King episodes: 21- "Creepshow," 59- "Children of the Corn," 66- "Thinner," 97- "IT" and 112- "Christine." And just for funsies, Episode 54- "The Shining" (we do talk about the King/Brian-from-Wings version so it counts.)

Have you seen this one? Were you into it?  Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 160_Episode_159__Pet_Sematary.mp3
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In this week's episode we are discussing the 2016 sci-fi horror film "The Void." If you haven't seen it yet, it's on Netflix for your easy viewing. Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of other horror movies that "The Void" reminded us of, the legality of juicing in both sports and film, the kinds of cults we'd be willing to join, nonsensical choices and the best movie of all time, "Can't Hardly Wait."

If you missed our takes on the other movies we referenced in this episode, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 111- "Silent Hill" and Episode 133- "The Cell."

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 159_Episode_158_-_The_Void_2016.mp3
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In this week's episode, we return to the oeuvre of M. Night Shyamalan where it all began-- the 1999 film "The Sixth Sense." Special topics for your consideration include: Bruce Willis fandom, brainstorming some new Guy Fieri menu selections, magic: no one likes it, ghost therapy, night lights and of course, TWISTS. 

If you missed our other M. Night Shyamalan film, check out a super early episode: number 12- "The Happening." If you like movies with strange twists, you should also get into Episode 95- "April Fool's Day" and Episode 108- "The Wicker Man" remake.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

Happy New Year, EMTs! We are entering our FIFTH calendar year in which we've released episodes and we feel so lucky to have had you along with us on this ride. Thank you so much.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 158_Episode_157__The_Sixth_Sense.mp3
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