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Episode 108- The Wicker Man (2006)

After a long and quite frankly terrible week in American history, we're trying to lighten the mood a little with the 2006 Nicolas Cage remake of "The Wicker Man." Special topics for your consideration include: why Nic Cage is always a cop and how delightful his amazing freakouts are, sighting bands in the wild, our mutual affinity for creepy little girls in film, the majesty of Ellen Burstyn, British pronunciations and what happens when Allen has too much coffee.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium and their killer Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and Dylan Garrett Smith's variety of totally excellent art at dylangarrettsmith.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!
 
And hey, if you like this episode, tell a friend. Or two! Or thirty! We're not picky.

Music used in this week's episode includes:
Live- "Lightning Flashes"
The Toadies- "Possum Kingdom"
The Wicker Man soundtrack (1973) - "Willows Song"
The Ramones - "Psycho Therapy"
Now no one can sue us! We're pretty sure, anyway. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

 

Direct download: 109_Episode_108__The_Wicker_Man_2006.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:12pm EDT

Episode 107- Jennifer's Body (2009)

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2009 black comedy horror film "Jennifer's Body." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the usage of Urban Dictionary to figure out what anyone is talking about, famous people we've been told we resemble, things that are too gauche even for Pauly Shore, a great depiction of teenage awkwardness, being just a bit too quirky and that weird feeling where you're let down by expecting something to be shitty but it's just not shitty enough. There's gotta be a German word for that, right?

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Music used in this episode is "Jennifer's Body" by Hole, "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson and "Two Parts Water" by Pullman. We're not trying to get sued here, ya know?

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 108_Episode_107__Jennifers_Body_2009.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 106- Sleepy Hollow (1999)

In this very special Halloween edition of Werewolf Ambulance, we're discussing the 1999 Tim Burton adaptation "Sleepy Hollow." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: disdain about accents, Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp, Kooky Spooks, being mad about having bleached eyebrows, DTV: Monster Hits and the career of Rockwell, the heydey of Tim Burton and being offended on behalf of Washington Irving.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. We love to hear from you guys.

Don't forget about this week's sponsors! You may have missed out on the Trick and the Treat boxes from Cryptocurium, but it's never too late to sign up for their amazing regular monthly Parcels of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and while you're buying this sweet, sweet stuff, check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where he's got some new stuff in his store that you're going to love. 

Happy Halloween, EMTs! We love you and wish you and yours the best on this day, the #1 holiday of the year. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 107_Episode_106__Sleepy_Hollow_1999.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 105- Murder Party (2007)

This week we're joined by our friend Cimba to discuss his pick, the 2007 independent horror-comedy "Murder Party." As a bonus, this movie is Halloween-themed so if you haven't seen it yet, definitely make sure to watch it before the end of the month! Special topics for your consideration include: hot dog circumcisions, taking the edge off just a little bit, every arty person you've ever known, butt chugging, sticking a dump, "Tool Time" and an actual explanation of modern zombie theory from Cimba. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

Finally, head on over to Cimba's horror movie blog 30 Days of Plight at www.30daysofplight.com and enjoy him suffering through various Netflix horror extravaganzas!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: Episode_105_Murder_Party_2007.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 104- I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Well EMTs, it's episode number 104 which, by our math, means that it's the SEASON FINALE of Season 2: Year of Rage! To honor the closing of this year, we decided to get super, super ragey with the 2007 Lindsay Lohan thriller "I Know Who Killed Me." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: life imitating art and art imitating life, the Next Young Artist competition, unsexy stripping, the weird blue artistic choices, Dario Argento: the crappy years and generally just our extreme confusion about basically everything in this film.

Did you watch this one? Tell us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com, and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us!

If you're feeling really saucy, head over to iTunes to rank/review us and maybe think about telling a friend about us! You guys really help us grow, and that's so awesome. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 105_Episode_104__I_Know_Who_Killed_Me_2007.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 103- The Fly (1986)

In this week's episode, we talk a LOT about both Jeff Goldblum and puking, so you know it's gonna be a good one. We're discussing the 1986 David Cronenberg remake of "The Fly." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: how cool Mel Brooks is, a high sugar intake, an endless supply of baboons, Stannis Baratheon, suggested YouTube watching and Allen's ring phase of life. 

Do you like this movie? How do you feel about Cronenberg in general? Let us know in the coments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you.

Please also check out this week's sponsors! The Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com will blow your mind and then you can put your mind back together just to have it blown again by the beautiful new zine "Beneath a Dim Sum" from Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). Let them know you heard about them from us.

Hey, and if you've got a second and haven't done so already, please cruise on over to iTunes and give us a rating and if you're feeling really generous, a review! It helps other people to find us and also might help us crack into the top bazillion. One day, we'll get there. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: Episode_103_The_Fly_1986.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 102- Holidays (2016)

In this week's episode we get deep into the holiday spirit with the 2016 anthology horror film "Holidays." Special topics for your consideration include: an inadvertent St. Patrick's Day celebration, the real weirdness of zombie Jesus, Ace of Base and what they really wanted, the career choices of Sean Astin and Allen's holiday knowledge quiz bowl. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Which segments stood out to you? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance.

Please also check out our sponsors! It's the greatest month of the year for our pal Jason at Cryptocurium, where you can get a Parcel of Terror delivered to your door. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com. It's also time for a brand new Seventh Church Ministries zine! Check out what Mike has going on at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 103_Episode_102__Holidays_2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 101- 28 Days Later (2002)

You know EMTs, lately it just seemed like we were having a little too much fun. We decided to bring it down a notch with the mega-depressing post-apocalyptic/zombie (??) film from 2002, "28 Days Later." That doesn't mean we can't still make jokes though! Special topics for your consideration include: what we might need to be prepared to do, the science of air raid sirens, lovely lovely Cillian Murphy, what your car window decals might say about you and/or your cat family and the possibility that we might need an apocalypse backup plan.

What are your thoughts on this movie? Tell us in the comments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Please also give our sponsor some love! It's not too late to get the Treat box from Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and then continue to get the Parcel of Terror all year long. You are absolutely not going to regret it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 102_Episode_101_28_Days_Later_2002.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 100- The Monster Squad (1987)

100 episodes!! In this week's episode, we pretty much get super psyched on having reached 100 and basically throw ourselves a birthday party. You're gonna love it. We also celebrate by discussing an absolute favorite film of both of ours: the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad." Special topics include: a trip down podcast memory lane that was sparked by the amazing statistical work of Emily, an A+ EMT. You can see all her data on both our Facebook and Instagram. We also get into the many questions of "The Monster Squad," excellent children, some more advice for both children and and adults, the scariest monsters and squad goals achieved. 

THANK YOU, you guys. Thank you all so much who have been with us in getting here, with a particular thanks this week to Nix of Plight of the Living Dead and her Zombmes, which you can see at https://www.facebook.com/ZombMe. Also, a huge enormous loving thank you to our sponsors, Cryptocurium and the monthly subscription box of joy known as the Parcel of Terror (www.cryptocurium.com) and the wonderful, eerie, terrifying art of Dylan Garrett Smith, which can be yours for 25% off your order using the coupon code EMT25 (www.dylangarrettsmith.com).

Let us know what you think about this movie, the episode, or really anything at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Buy a t-shirt through Paypal. We love to hear from you. 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 101_Episode_100__The_Monster_Squad_1987.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Episode 99- Final Destination (2000)

EMTs, this is our 99th episode! Accordingly, we're celebrating a near-achievement with some near-death experiences in our discussion of the 2000 teen slasher/thriller "Final Destination." Special topics for your consideration include: our confusion regarding Y2K, fashions of the turn of the century, Rube Goldberg death machines and the fear they invoke, what in the world anyone was thinking with Tony Todd in this movie, future funeral wishes and ceruuuuuleaaaan bluuuuue. 

Have you seen this one? What do you think about it? What about the other 34-ish films it seems to have spawned? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or by emailing us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. You can also buy our t-shirts designed by the astounding Justin Gray by Paypaling us $15 to the above email address and letting us know what size and where to ship it. We're unfortunately down to M, XL and 2XL, though. Thank you so, so much to those of you who have purchased them already. You are the best. 

While you're in the spending mood, check out our sponsors Cryptocurium (the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror, which is filled with incredible handmade horror goods and art that can be obtained at www.cryptocurium.com) and fine artist Dylan Garrett Smith (whose creepy wonderful art can be purchased at www.dylangarrettsmith.com with a 25% discount using the coupon code EMT25.) You will not regret either, we promise you!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 100_Episode_99__Final_Destination_2000.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT