Werewolf Ambulance

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

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It's the second week of our weird meat rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the 2016 French-Belgian weird, gross, bananas film "Raw." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game called "Raw, Raw or Raw?", the pitfalls of going hard at a churrascaria, what in the world veterinary school is like, the moody French, sanctimonious vegetarianism, fishing for humans and existential crises. 

Did you miss some of our other foreign films? If so, check out Episode 23- "Suspiria", Episode 122- "Under the Shadow," and one of our personal favorites, Episode 6- "Alucarda" (it is so bananas.)

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If not-- this is one you should probably see before listening to the episode. It's available on Netflix right now. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Music used in this episode:
Old Dirty Bastard- "Shimmy Shimmy Ya (instrumental)"

Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 152_Episode_151__Raw_2016.mp3
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In this week's episode, we get really exasperated with a super dumb movie: the 2008 Bradley Cooper film "Midnight Meat Train." Special topics for your consideration include: Clive Barker's writing prowess, the truth about citizen's arrests, alternate titles for this movie, who Joey Lawrence may have become when he grew up, wretched effects and a variety of meat-based puns and jokes. 

Did you miss our other Clive Barker film? If so, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser." And since we've only done one other Clive Barker film, why not go watch the actress who plays Maya redeem herself in the 2009 film "Trick r Treat" and then listen to our episode about it, number 68.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 151_Episode_150__Midnight_Meat_Train_2008.mp3
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It's Brian from Wings day!! A day you thought, possibly hoped, would never arrive! But it's here and we're discussing the 1992 thriller "Single White Female." Special topics include: getting super intimate with Brian from Wings, inventing Photoshop, cost-inflated puppies, Ned Ryerson, the 90s craze of monk chants and the title of this movie as a verb.

Did you miss our other films that may not actually be horror movies? Check out Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" and Episodes 76 and 128, both mystery episodes.

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 150_Episode_149__Single_White_Female_1992.mp3
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Happy Halloween, EMTs! It's the most wonderful time of the year and we are so glad to be able to spend it with you yet again. This year we're discussing a classic-- the 1941 Universal monsters film "The Wolf Man." Special topics for your consideration include: a ranking of the Universal films in the order in which we care about them, the distinct lack of charm of Lon Chaney Jr., questionable fathering, how lycanthropy works and whether you could understand it without many many explanations, the joy that only Danzig can bring and of course, on-mic candy eating. You're welcome.

Did you miss our other Universal monster films? Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein" and Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon." If you're more looking for some werewolf talk, check out Episode 46- "The Howling" and Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London."

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite Universal monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, get yourself a Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 149_Episode_148__The_Wolf_Man_1941.mp3
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In this week's episode, we spend a lot of time espousing views on topics that are totally unrelated to the movie at hand: the 1986 film "Critters." Special topics for your consideration include: the morality of lying to your children about Santa Claus, small-monster movies that we love, Dee Wallace: the best 80s mom there is, the wide world of rom coms, name checking (and checking and checking) M. Emmett Walsh and the tricks of radio editing!

Want to hear our episodes on other movies with small monsters? Check out  Episode 38- "The Gate", Episode 114- "Gremlins" and just for fun, an episode with a big monster: Episode 5- "The Godmonster of Indian Flats." 

Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite small-monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Guys, it's the best season: the HALLOWEEN SEASON. Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 148_Episode_147__Critters_1986.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're finally returning to the hunky hunky Chris Sarandon well with the 1977 thriller "The Sentinel." Special topics for your consideration include: mashups of every other horror film from the 70s, the appearance of every actor you've ever heard of, uncomfortable neighbor interactions, fashion, more horror movie tropes and the ramp-up to Halloween!

Did you miss our other appearances of Chris Sarandon and Jeff Goldblum? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 103- "The Fly" to hear more about them. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Who was your favorite random actor who appeared in it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 147_Episode_146__The_Sentinel_1977.mp3
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Don't be fooled, EMTs-- this week we are NOT discussing the much-beloved, unparalleled original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," we're discussing the 2003 remake starring Jessica Biel and a bunch of other bozos. Special topics for your consideration include: the original movie obvs, food challenges such as egg-eating and cinnamon-ingesting, John Lithgow or John Larroquette: which is which?, completely losing track of one of the main characters in this film, stupid leaps of logic and real talk about low-rise jeans. 

Want to hear us talk about the TCM franchise? Check out Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2." Want to hear us do more complaining about television actors in movies? Listen to Episode 14- "Ghost Ship." 

Have you seen this remake? Did you see it just for this episode? Are you mad at us? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 146_Episode_145__Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_2003.mp3
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"That kid next door is a meatball!" This week we're discussing the 1989 Joe Dante horror comedy "The Burbs." Special topics for your consideration include: a lesson in Pittsburghese, the purpose of Corey Feldman and the joys of Tom Hanks, toupees, Germans, teens, Geraldo Rivera and the ennui of suburban living.

Allen has a theory that this movie takes place in the same universe as "Fright Night" and "Monster Squad." You should check out our episodes on those movies, numbers 22 and 100 respectively and let us know if you agree.

Have you seen this one? What do you think? Also, related: what's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 145_Episode_144__The_Burbs_1989.mp3
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It's real! Vagina dentataaaa!

This week we are taking a very serious look at the very serious problem of having teeth in your vagina with the 2007 black comedy horror film "Teeth." Special topics for your consideration include: the surprising things that do and do not make us squeamish, "Brads we have known, the theory of evolution, lessons on sacramental wine and the shock of horror movie teens actually doing what they are supposed to do.

Have you seen this one? If not, you probably should before you listen to this episode. If so, what did you think about it? Let us know on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com.

Like to hear us talk about weird sex stuff? Ew, of  course you do, you're a pervert. If so, there is only one episode you need to hear: Episode 51 - "Hellraiser." Get it and all our old episodes at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts. 

Hey, you know who else is back? Our Cryptocurium sponsorship! You know them, you love them: the makers of the Parce of Terror, the best monthly horror subscription box out there. For just $35/month, you can get amazing handmade horror art, artifacts, stories and more delivered to your door. Sign up now at cryptocurium.com! 

Werewolf Ambulance is a Horror Movie Comedy Podcast.

Direct download: 144_Episode_143__Teeth_2007.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:12pm EST

We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one. 

Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill. 

Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too.

Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment " MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes review and rating!

Music used in this episode includes: Mase - "Welcome Back" 

"In the Mouth of Madness" theme

Thanks again guys, we love you and are so glad to be back here with you!

 

 

Direct download: 143_Episode_142__In_the_Mouth_of_Madness_1994.mp3
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