Werewolf Ambulance

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. Each week we watch a different film from all eras (many of them so that you don't have to!) and review them for you. You can also download, subscribe and rate us on iTunes here

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This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above.

Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  

Are you into super gross worm dudes? Check out Episode 88- "Shivers" for another film that really utilizes them. How about weird sexual tension? In that case, we'd recommend Episode 25- "The Pit."

Music in this week's episode includes:
Air Supply- "Every Woman in the World"
Boyz II Men- "End of the Road"

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: 128_Episode_127__Slither_2006.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2011 horror comedy film "Cabin In The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: a very important lesson in Pittsburgh accents, brief reviews of several in-theaters-now films such as "Kong: Skull Island" and "Logan," more meta horror, whether Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth have ever been seen in the same room together, Allen's limited tool knowledge and Sigourney f-ing Weaver. 

Into horror comedies? Check out the time we tried to watch "Zombeavers" (Episode 37). Want to talk meta horror? Listen to Episode 44- "Scream."

Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Songs used in this episode:
REO Speedwagon- "Roll with the Changes" (obvs.)

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 127_Episode_126__Cabin_in_the_Woods_2011.mp3
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In this week's very special guestisode, we're joined by our friend Dave to discuss the 1997 sci-fi/space horror film "Event Horizon." Special topics for your consideration include: more talk about "Hellraiser" because let's always talk about "Hellraiser," Transylvanian salt mines and the treasures they contain, future magic technology such as CD-Rs, using CGI instead of plot devices to varying degrees of success, and referring to Sam Neill only as "Jurassic Park."

Want to hear more thoughts on "Hellraiser"? Check out Episode 51 in which we devote an entire hour to it. Or, if you're just really into horror movies in space, you can check out Episode 65- "Alien."

Have you seen "Event Horizon"? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

If you'd like to hear more from our excellent guest Dave (and let's be honest-- you do), check out his podcast SysEx Dumpster at https://m.soundcloud.com/sysexdumpster. You can also see what he's doing at his record labels, THAC0 Records (https://thac0records.bandcamp.com) and Unmapped North (http://unmappednorth.com).

 

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 126_Episode_125__Event_Horizon_1997.mp3
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In this week's Very Special Episodeā„¢ of Werewolf Ambulance, we attempt to talk frankly about racism in America when we discuss the brand new, in theaters now film "Get Out." SPOILERS ABOUND, SEE THE MOVIE BEFORE YOU LISTEN! You already know we spoil everything. Special topics for your consideration include: hypnotism: real or not real?, straight talk about MMA, an important digression into Ethan Embry's career and "Empire Records," the handling of race issues in various old people British cop dramas and how to get your very own milkshake Corolla. It's easier than you think. 

Have you seen this one yet? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Direct download: 125_Episode_124__Get_Out_2017.mp3
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This week we're getting into an old Hollywood classic: the 1962 psychological horror film "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Special topics for your consideration include: creepy dolls, how wonderful and terrible old Hollywood stars were, necessities of modern technology, the ever-present horror trope of incompetent police work, and what actually passed for entertainment in the 1910s. We've also WRITTEN A LETTER TO DADDYYYYY... just kidding. Sort of.

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your Nana! Just get it. Also, enjoy our Cryptocurium jingle. We don't do this for our health, you know (we actually totally do).

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 124_Episode_123__Whatever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane_1962.mp3
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Episode 122- Under the Shadow (2016)

This week we're discussing the 2016 Iranian film "Under the Shadow." It's available on Netflix, so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want us to spoil it for you, check it out before you listen. Special topics we'll be discussing include: the advantages of subtitles over dubbing (seriously, who likes dubbing?? be sure to change it on your Netflix options if that kind of thing bothers you), how little we know about world history because the public school system let us down, how much we know about 90s hip hop because hot beats have never let us down, litigations forthcoming from the Walt Disney Company, brief reviews of both "Split" and the "John Wick" franchise and talk of the greatest reality television show, "Project Runway." Auf wiedersehen. 

Songs used in this episode (please don't sue us):
Wu Tang Clan- "C.R.E.A.M."

Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your cat! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 123_Episode_122__Under_the_Shadow_2016.mp3
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Episode 121- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989)

This week we're enjoying (?) a piece of real garbage: the 1989 installment in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Part 5: The Dream Child." Yeah, there's no dancing around it this week-- it is 100% terrible. It does provide us with some great special topics though, including the fact that his movie expects us to have seen and remember all or at least some of the preceding movies, the sheer volume of Freddy quips, baby Freddy having burns and the fact that this is not even the least sensical part of this movie, a Great British Bake Off shoutout and a very special announcement.

Can't get enough Freddy? We covered the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" in Episode 4 (!) so go back and listen to us not be entirely sure how to do a comedy podcast.

Have you seen this one? If so...did it make any sense to you? Did you see the movies leading up to it? Help us out here by telling us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're on the internet, doing your internet things, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your boss! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

 

Direct download: 122_Episode_121__A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street_Part_5_The_Dream_Child_1989.mp3
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Episode 120- Psychomania (1973)

This week is a guestisode week, EMTs! We're joined by our pal and longtime supporter Jim to discuss his pick, the 1973 motorcycle/weird occult film "Psychomania." Special topics for your consideration include: a surprise treatise in defense of "Hellraiser," finding a tipping point for deciding to destroy your murderous undead son, being a lot like John Denver but having the nickname Chopped Meat, finding pleasure in trashing a grocery store and an extensive list of notable turtleneck wearers of history.

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. 

While you're doing all this important internet stuff, do one more important internet thing: go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your mom! Just get it.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 121_Episode_120__Psychomania_1973.mp3
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Episode 119- We Are Still Here (2015)

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of the most highly-regarded horror movies of 2015: "We Are Still Here." Special topics for your consideration include: holes that whoosh, being very ashy, the wonder of Barbara Crampton, when exactly movies should tell us information that is important to the plot (spoiler: it's not the end credits), Dagwood sandwiches and the fact that maybe we just kinda didn't get this one. 

Did you see this one? Do you agree with the critics that loved it, or did you have some questions as well? Let us know what you think at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. And hey, if you like this episode or any one of our previous 118.5 episodes, hop onto iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help other people find us, and that's awesome.

While you're on the internet doing something nice for us, do something nice for yourself! Head over to www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff from our friend Jason that is going to make your house/cubicle/car/locker (you guys have lockers, right??) look so rad. Thank you as always to Cryptocurium for sponsoring us!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 120_Episode_119__We_Are_Still_Here_2015.mp3
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Episode 118- House of Wax (2005)

Remember 2005? What a silly time! This week we're discussing the era along with that year's remake of "House of Wax." Special topics for your consideration include: a plethora of early-2000s television actors, feelings about Achilles tendons, the logistics of having a house made entirely of wax, always learning lessons from horror movies and a deep retrospective on many other films we're covered. 

Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com

You know what's also handmade, but better than buildings made from wax? Everything in the Cryptocurium Parcel of Terror! Get yourself a subscription to this monthly box at www.cryptocurium.com for just $35 a month and prepare to be amazed at the cool stuff you'll have delivered to your door. 

Hey, did you guys like this episode? Or any of our episodes? Tell a friend, or review us on iTunes...or both! Your support is what helps us grow.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Direct download: 119_Episode_118__House_of_Wax_2005.mp3
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