Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

In this week's episode, we're (foolishly) returning to a film franchise in which we (wisely) covered one film and then turned and ran: it's the 2005 sequel "Saw II." Guh. Special topics for your consideration include: elaborately-timed plans of absolute stupidity, utterly confusing motivations, wearing your dad's suit to work, two very divergent meanings of the phrase "Jesus show girl," and the possibility that these films are not just torture porn but in fact torture for the viewer.

No Cary Elwes in this one, but you can catch him in "Saw," Episode 81. And, screw it, he's also in Episode 76- "????" which is actually just "Days of Thunder," a fantastic film. I wish Cary Elwes had been in this piece of shit. 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_397_-_Saw_II_2005.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're talking about the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"/pornography crossover of the century: the 2022 film "X." Special topics for your consideration include: an abundance of bodily fluids, old age makeup and its effect on a film's creepiness quotient, being a secret Ti West stan, a real accent bonanza, and a very specific request for one very specific dick pic (please please do not send us your dick).

We reviewed Ti West's film "House of the Devil" in Episode 172, and he performed in the film "You're Next," Episode 40. Mia Goth was in the new "Suspiria" in Episode 232, and Jenna Ortega has graced our screens in both "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" (Episode 358) and "Scream 5" (Episode 374). She was also apparently in "Insidious 2," a film I genuinely cannot believe we haven't covered but maybe some other sweet day.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_396__-_X_2022.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're continuing our not-so-great parents rock block (I assure you, this was an accident and will not continue) with the 2009 film "The Orphan." Special topics for your consideration include: sad lady tropes, confusing adoption procedures (and attitudes, sheesh!), having your plot hinge on a child overhearing literally every conversation, generalized bad parenting, and a twist that would make our boy M. Night cringe. 

Enjoy watching children behave badly? You may like Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and for everyone's sake, Episodes 376 & 378- "It's Alive!" and "It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive" respectively. 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_395_-_The_Orphan_2009.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Ethan Hawke horror movie "The Black Phone." Special topics for your consideration include: an accidental early reveal of next week's topic, the iconic nature of the "Dazed & Confused" soundtrack and why you may want to consider other songs from the 1970s for your movie, a Call of Cthulhu idea roll, extreme hatred of a certain M. Night Shyamalan work, and our usual outdoor visitors. 

Are you looking for some discussions of more movies from this year? You may enjoy Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Episode 374- "Scream [5?]" and Episode 381- "Firestarter."

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
Direct download: Episode_394_-_The_Black_Phone.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're wrapping up college month with the 1990 semi-collegiate, semi-horror film "Flatliners." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a trip around the Baldwin family tree, the not-so-ethnic Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts' hair (of course), a look into Pirates' baseball history, and possibly the greatest version of "in a world of <X>, be a <Y>" that we've ever come up with.

Want more Kiefer Sutherland? You'll need Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Want to see his dad's butt? That'd be Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" and I'm sorry but I can't pass up a chance to recommend looking at Donald Sutherland's butt. Looking more for some Kevin Bacon? Check out Episode 184- "Tremors" and perhaps more importantly, in one of the finest death scenes of all time, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th." Fantastic work by your neighbor and mine but mostly mine, Tom Savini.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
Direct download: Episode_393_-_Flatliners_1990.mp3
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It's the second half of College Month-- call it Spring Break, bay-bee! This week we're discussing the sequel to a film that we both really loved with the 2019 movie "Happy Death Day 2U." Special topics for your consideration include: college dudes called Kyle, a lot of confusion about loops, things that ruin emotional moments for some viewers, logical decision-making, serial killers (?), science (??), and multiverses (???!)

We discussed the original "Happy Death Day" in Episode 293-- hey look, a franchise we managed to cover in order! Even if there will only ever be two films, we're still gonna pat ourselves on the back about it!

HEY, we're running a contest in August! Leave us a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you listen, send us the screenshot, and we'll enter you into a drawing to pick a movie for us to cover!

Please also give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 412-407-7025. Let us hear what your sweet sweet voices have to say.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
Direct download: Episode_392_-_Happy_Death_Day_2_U.mp3
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In this week's episode, our second of College Month, we're discussing the final entry into the "Scream" franchise that we've yet to review: "Scream 2." Special topics for your consideration include: an absolute cavalcade of 1997 stars, inexplicable movie theatre behavior, 1997 hair, phone hacks, a serious of extremely 90s conceits and just some nice times hanging with old movie friends.

Scream, baby! We've got the original in Episode 44, "Scre4m" in Episode 228, "Scr3am" in Episode 278, and "Scream 5[?]" in Episode 374. Genuinely I'm sort of sad to bring this franchise to a close (lol jk they're definitely doing another one, right?)

HEY, we're running a contest in August! Leave us a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you listen, send us the screenshot, and we'll enter you into a drawing to pick a movie for us to cover!

Please also give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 412-407-7025. Let us hear what your sweet sweet voices have to say.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_391_-_Scream_2_1997.mp3
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Hey EMTs, it's about time we did a theme month! This August, it's back-to-school time with a series of four horror movies set at colleges. We're kicking it off this week with the 1982 slasher "The House on Sorority Row." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of NSFW slang terms, being the dumb one in your group of friends, chicken bone disposal, underwear technology, impractical fashion, the worst blind date and MR. COOL SHOES.

If you liked this movie, you'll love the original "Black Christmas" in Episode 113 and to a lesser degree, the remake of "Black Christmas" in Episode 312.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_390_-_The_House_on_Sorority_Row_1982.mp3
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You guys. YOU GUYS. How do you sleep at night, knowing that you've suggested films that bring us such pain? This week it's the 2008 dystopian goth musical "Repo! The Genetic Opera." Special topics for your consideration include: a mutual disdain for talk-singing, genetics: how do they work?, kernels of ideas that have gone to seed, whatever debt Paul Sorvino (RIP) had that got him to be in this film, a reconsideration of Paris Hilton, and some real honest-to-goodness angst from us.

I guess we just love Paris Hilton, I dunno. Catch her in Episode 118- "House of Wax" and Episode 321- "Nine Lives." I genuinely hope she does another horror movie soon.

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Direct download: Episode_389_-_Repo_The_Genetic_Opera_2008.output.mp3
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Hi EMTs,

I (Katie) and my family all have covid, so no new episode this week. Instead, we're re-releasing one of our favorites from the archives: the 1997 horror/action film "Anaconda." If I recall correctly, this episode was recorded during my height of new-baby madness so that's always a great time. We'll see you back here next week for the Paris Hilton rock opera (whatever that thing is called).

In the meantime, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
Direct download: ReRelease_Episode_152__Anaconda_1997.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're back to the joyful, horrifying, repulsive, hilarious fountain of weirdness that is a Fulci film-- it's the 1981 movie "The House by the Cemetery." Man oh man. Special topics for your consideration include: sweet sweet Bob and his grown ass adult voice, utterly phenomenal accents, absurd red herrings, squirrelly men, blood balloons, baffling plot holes, necessary larvae, and of course, CLOSE ENOUGH LUCIO.

Get yourself some Fulci. We've got Episode 72- "The Beyond," Episode 227- "Zombi 2" and Episode 281- "City of the Living Dead."

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Direct download: Episode_388_-_The_House_by_the_Cemetery_1981.mp3
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Hi EMTs, we're both on vacation this week so you get what you get and you like it!

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Direct download: Episode_387_-_Wrong_Turn_2003.mp3
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So many of you have suggested that "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" might be the scarecrow movie that Katie enjoyed years ago while immediately forgetting the title. Well, is it? You'll have to listen to find out! Special topics for your consideration include: an utter lack of knowledge about farm equipment, only having one outfit and wearing it for everything, absolutely amazingly-named characters, some fun with math, the insignificance of the passage of time when you're plotting out a movie, and some thoughts on folks who purchase a particular type of tshirt. 

This is the third scarecrow-themed film we've covered in hopes of finding the one: the others are Episode 237- "Scarecrow" (this is a SyFy channel original film and hoo boy that was a mistake) and Episode 334- "Husk." 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Direct download: Episode_386_-_Dark_Night_of_the_Scarecrow_1981.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're trying hard not to drop things and avoiding our yelling-around neighbors because as the newspapers say, "IT'S SOUND!" We're discussing the 2018 film "A Quiet Place." Special topics for your consideration include: weird Instagram personas, letting Jim from The Office put his hand over your mouth, questionable parenting, post-apocalyptic horniness, a new way to get in touch with your favorite podcast buds and some good news out of Savini Watchland.

LOL remember "Bird Box"? It's Episode 211. 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Direct download: Episode_385_-_A_Quiet_Place_2018.mp3
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In this week's episode, we found ourselves having one of the most deeply divided reactions to a film in a very long time. The film in question is the second entry of a franchise in which, shockingly, we have also covered the first and NONE of the subsequent movies out of order: it's 2014's "The Purge: Anarchy." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of a libertarian fantasy world, the lack of more stupid crimes, terrible code names, QB!, income taxes, trying to make a dumb idea sound smart, and the official treat of summer! 

We covered the first "Purge" film back in Episode 109. If you're into home invasion films, maybe you'd also like  Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 243- "The Strangers," or Episode 315- "Knock Knock." 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Direct download: Episode_384_-_The_Purge-Anarchy_2014.mp3
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In this week's episode, it's an EMT pick! Thank you so much to listener Derek who won the contest in our "Firestarter" episode and chose a real doozy of a film-- the 1988 Satanic cult movie "Hack-O-Lantern." Believe me when I say that this movie has it all: heavy metal, boobs, Satanism, a bathroom with carpet in it which is inherently also very evil, horny adult teens, weird stuff at the rec center, boobs, terrible fake guitar playing in the world's saddest jerkoff fantasy, Levi's cords, creepy grandpas, Coors Light, inept police work, barn-based occult rituals, did we mention boobs? There are a ton of them.

Halloween is THE BEST. You may enjoy Episode 52- Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 105- "Murder Party," Episode 192- "Night of the Demons," Episode 197- "Terrifier," Episode 200- "Trick or Treat," Episode 366- "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and really so many more. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_383_-_Hack-O-Lantern_1988.mp3
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In this week's episode, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch the old "Firestarter" after the new one was so butt, so we decided to watch...well, something else that's a little bit butt. And a little bit not butt! It's the third entry into the "Final Destination" franchise and if you're wondering if we've covered the second one, the answer is no, of course not. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of elderly teenagers, tanning technology that is absolutely baffling, various facts about various presidents, conspiracy theories, and the fact that death has gotta learn to work smarter, not harder. C'mon fuckin guy.

Want more of the "Final Destination" franchise? We covered the original in Episode 99. More Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Catch her in Episode 303- "Deathproof." Also this movie felt very much like it should have starred Seth Green and it decidedly did not, so go revisit his horror oeuvre in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries), and Episode 316- "Idle Hands" and then treat yourself to his finest role in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait."

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_382_-_Final_Destination_3_2006.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're tackling an in-theaters-now/on-Peacock-now film, the 2022 remake "Firestarter." Yeahhh. Special topics for your consideration include: getting to the bottom of whose fault this is, weed as a personality and also abs as a personality, bad parenting, bad policing, Zap Efron, and our new movie pitch for a film that is destined to fail, even though it stars Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson.

Want more Steven King spooky kids? Obviously you need to be listening to Episode 206- "Carrie." Want more of John Beasley? It's a stretch, I know, but he's the only person in this film who has been in anything else we've done. Apparently he is in Episode 109- "The Purge." Want more Zac Efron? Us either. 

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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
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Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_381_-_Firestarter_2022.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're joined by special guest Eli Bosnick of many podcasts but most relevantly "God Awful Movies" to discuss the 2017 found footage Christian horror film "The Lock In." HOO BOY. Special topics for your consideration include: an honest and heartfelt look at the effects of pornography on our culture and-- no, who am I kidding? This is definitely one of our most NSFW episodes in a long time. Come for the BCA (you'll find out...) and stick around until the end to hear a way in which you can win fabulous prizes!

Turns out the Christian right doesn't have a lot of horror chops. You might enjoy some religiously-themed horror movies that are much, much better: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 155- "The Exorcist, "Episode 206- "Carrie," Episode 270- "Midsommar" or Episode 327- "The Vigil."

Find Eli on "God Awful Movies," "The Scathing Atheist," "The Skepticrat," "D&D Minus," and "Citation Needed," available wherever you listen to us! 

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Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_380_-_The_Lock_In_2017.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're just rolling around in some of our favorite actors to watch: you've got Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Burgess Meredith (kinda) in the 1976 creepy film "Burnt Offerings." Special topics for your consideration include: a special message for new listeners, things you can get away with when you're Oliver Reed, hairstyles as a plot device, striving to be like Bette Davis, and a real lack of concern for children's safety in the 70s.

Two of our favorite weird movies that we've covered over the years feature some of these actors. You may enjoy Episode 123- "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and Episode 177- "The Brood." 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_379_-_Burnt_Offerings_1976.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In one of the ultimate mood swings from last week's silly fever dream of a movie, this week we're discussing the 2019 psychological horror film "The Lighthouse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lovely production of "Treasure Island," limits to manual labor abilities, a perpetual fear of isolated places, a little chat about art, a little chat about farts, a sprinkling of Greek mythology and of course, dick jokes.

Want more Robert Pattinson? You could listen to our own descents into madness with the "Twilight" series (and we only covered two of them!) The original is Episode 355; "Breaking Dawn Pt. 1" was Episode 359. And please don't even ask when we're doing Part 2 because I am genuinely still not okay from the first half.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_378_-_The_Lighthouse_2019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In true Werewolf Ambulance fashion, we're skipping the sequel entirely and hurtling towards the conclusion of the "It's Alive" franchise with the third film, "Island of the Alive." Special topics for your consideration include: subpar movie punks, parenting choices one ought not to make, beefcake cops, whatever movie Michael Moriarty thinks he is in, a boat filled with bodies crashing into a marina and the kindness of the Cuban people.

We covered "It's Alive" last week in Episode 376. You may also like the Larry Cohen film "The Stuff," featured in Episode 180. Apparently he also made a movie called "God Made Me Do It" about a half-man/half-alien cult leader so I guess I know what I'm watching tonight!

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_377_-_Its_Alive_III_1987.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

KILLER BABIES! All killer baby movies are, on some level, pretty batshit. This one takes the cake. We're discussing the 1974 film "It's Alive!" and it is a wild ride. Special topics for your consideration include: a film written from the perspective of absolutely no one, cops who can't hit a baby in a bush, the utter distastefulness of the 70s decor color palette, deadbeat uncles, poker-playing dads-to-be, and the sound of a grown man vomiting.

Do you like murderous tots? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her."

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) starting May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

Find us online:
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_376_-_Its_Alive_1974.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's surprise movie switcheroo, we decided to discuss the 1986 Clive Barker creature film "Rawhead Rex" and WOW is this a movie. Special topics for your consideration include: possibly unintentionally paying homage to another film, the deep-seated fear of not actually being funny, hating your spouse but also jamming your tongue into their mouth whenever possible, terrible parenting, terrible creature design, terrible rocks and terrible baptisms.

We've spent quite a bit of time with ol' Clive. You might enjoy our episodes on other films that he worked on, like  Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II," Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Hellbound," and Episode 320- "Nightbreed."  

Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) BEGINNING THIS WEEK! New episodes will be released between April 21 and May 5 and we think you're going to love it. 

Find us online:
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_375_-_Rawhead_Rex_1986.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

First of all, apologies because I genuinely can't figure out if the number 5 is included in the film's title. Also, "5cream" or nothing, c'mon guys. Anyway! That's the movie we're talking about, and special topics for your consideration include: having actual feelings about celeb's marriages, a lil bit of Hollywood nepotism, drawing a strong parallel between this film and the other fine film "No Holds Barred," very strong opinions on pizza, and just a modest proposal to all those who make horror movies. 

We've now watched nearly every film in this franchise, and we actually watched the first one first! The original is Episode 44, then we've got "Scre4m" in Episode 228 and "Scr3am" in Episode 278. And just for fun, please enjoy our other works of David Arquette: Episode 93- "Ravenous" and Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Do you want to see a truly exceptional indie wrestling event? Last night was the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) I personally missed it live and am sad because it looked like a killer time, but am absolutely going to watch it weekly on the their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) between April 21 and May 5. It's the next best thing! 

Find us online:
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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_374_-_Scream_5_2022.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

It's an EMT pick this week, EMTs! We're discussing the 1989 grocery store-based horror film "Intruder." Special topics for your consideration include: an exciting Estevez development, sick reggaeton beats, our hopes for the geopolitical future of North America (c'mon Canada, we're waiting for you!), being the surprising nephew of a famous writer, and the lamentable position of being just smart enough to not be stupid-- it's rough.

Want more from the Raimi brothers? Check out Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 229- "Army of Darkness," and Episode 280- "The Evil Dead." I was also absolutely sure that we'd covered "Maniac Cop" at some point but the internet tells me I'm wrong so...maybe some other sweet day!

HEY. If you like wrestling, or just like stuff that's cool, check out our friends at www.enjoy-wrestling.com. They are doing something really special with their promotion and we are proud to sponsor a portion of their show "Renegade" on April 9th. If you're local, there are still tickets available on their linktree above! If you're not, you can (and you really should) watch new episodes weekly on their YouTube channel between April 21 and May 5. 

Find us online:
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Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie
Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_373_-_Intruder_1989.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're discussing fake Satan, fake metal and fake 20-somethings in the 2019 horror film "We Summon the Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: the joy of watching people have fun, quality crazy faces, disappointing M. Night Shyamalan, sartorial inaccuracies of every g.d. movie about the Satanic Panic, more hard-to-pronounce words, the long-lasting effects of that one Dee Snider movie and the fact that we kept calling this "the Johnny Knoxville horror movie" even though he's in like, three scenes and is pretty questionable in each.

Like movies about Satan? Good, that's a lot of horror! Maybe you'd just enjoy some movies we referenced in this episode: Episode 127- "The House of the Devil," Episode 176- "Strangeland," Episode 315-"Knock Knock" and Episode 343- "Black Roses." 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_372_-_We_Summon_the_Darkness_2019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Hi EMTs! Allen is dealing with some family stuff this week so we're releasing one of our Patreon-only action movie episodes, the 1989 sports entertainment delight of a shitshow "No Holds Barred." It's hardly an action movie but truly, who cares? We hope you like it.  If you'd like to hear more like this, please consider supporting us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance

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Direct download: Episode_5_-_No_Holds_Barred_1989.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie about an eccentric family and using podcasting as free therapy for ourselves with the 2019 film "Ready or Not." Special topics for your consideration include: how cool smoking makes you look if you're beautiful (I'm sorry, but it DOES), feeling rational hatred, the absolute joy that is Mrs. McMurray (Melanie Scrofano), some British crime drama recommendations or perhaps anti-recommendations, and a tiki bar that warps your memory.

Want more Samara Weaving? Check out Episodes 154 and 358, "The Babysitter" and "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" respectively. More Adam Brody? He's in Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body," Episode 228- "Scream 4," and Episode 98- "The Ring," in which he is credited as "Male Teen." Also, he works all the time, I'm an idiot.

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Direct download: Episode_371_-_Ready_or_Not_2019.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new Netflix film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" which is...interesting. Also, we open this episode by having a lil snack so if the sound of people eating bothers you, please be prepared to skip ahead. Okay, onto the special topics for your consideration! They are: more plot holes than Leatherface's mask, a veritable smorgasbord of musical jokes, Stockard Channing cosplay, financial irregularities, and finally solving the riddle of "how many horror movies must one see in order to make one's own horror movie?"

We'll probably never cover the original because it's too excellent, but you can hear some episodes from the rest of the franchise: Episode 58- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" and Episode 145- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (colloquially known as "the Jessica Biel one.")

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Direct download: Episode_370_-_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre_2022.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're just completely rolling around in the weirdness of Dario Argento's 1985 insect-and-baby-Jennifer-Connelly-filled film "Phenomena" and frankly, WOW. Special topics for your consideration include: a rousing game of Argento bingo, a little bit of bug math, runner up patron saint of the podcast Donald Pleasence, the worst possible intro to a Penthouse letter and a box of smallish Swiss flags. 

Oh, Dario. You can hear a lot of talk about him in Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red," Episode 306- "Tenebrae," and Episode 325- The Bird with the Crystal Plumage."

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Direct download: Episode_368_-_Phenomena_1985.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1995 horror anthology by one of our own, a good Pittsburgh guy, Rusty Cundieff-- it's "Tales from the Hood." Special topics for your consideration include: having believed that a distressing film was actually going to be a comedy before you saw it AGAIN, acceptable euphemisms for urination, poorly planned interventions by educators, anatomy that deserves its own billing, the new "Jackass film" and our sieve-like memories, and of course, the SHIT. 

Are you a fan of horror anthologies? You can't go wrong with
Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 178- "The Twilight Zone," and Episode 249- "Creepshow 2." And just for fun, do you like it when Katie expects a comedy and is devastated by dramatic events? You may enjoy Episode 266- "The Loved Ones." 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_368_-_Tales_from_the_Hood_1995.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're tackling a found footage film from the heyday of found footage films, 2010's "The Last Exorcism." Special topics for your consideration include: confusion about organized religion, the bayou, auctioneers, home schooling, secular vs nonsecular music, medical abilities and more!, solving a movie with a couple of phone calls and the demon that launched a thousand parody songs.

Into movies about exorcisms? You can listen to us discuss the greatest in Episode 155- "The Exorcist." You can hear us talk about some others that are not the greatest in Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." Actually, scratch that. The best exorcism movie is Episode 225- "Beetlejuice."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_367__-_The_Last_Exorcism_2010.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're hitting a film about a cultural touchstone for many of us-- the 2019 film "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: being absolutely dried up by the pandemic, kids with cool interests, an aversion to music boxes, Steve Kornacki, holding a ghost accountable for things, great spookery and some confusing messages about Vietnam.

Children's books are weird. You can hear us discuss a movie about one in Episode 11- "The Babadook" and discuss a movie based on one in Episode 82- "Coraline."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_366_-_Scary_Stories_to_Tell_in_the_Dark_2019.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're venturing into the world of eco-friendly, sustainable, and also anthropomorphic clothing with the 2021 film "Slaxx." Special topics for your consideration include: the OG terribly pretentious clothing store that was (is?) American Apparel, influencers, Team Craig I guess, pants that look like people, famous inventors and a film that is just utterly full of surprises. And hey! This is our 365th episode which is a FULL YEAR of Werewolf Ambulance (not including our maternity break clip shows and our pandemic bonus episodes)! Man, you guys are really getting your free's worth. 

I can only think of one other movie we've covered in which the main bad guy is an inanimate object, dolls and puppets notwithstanding. It's Episode 112- "Christine."

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Direct download: Episode_365_-_Slaxx_2021.mp3
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In this week's episode, we're divided by a movie yet again! We're discussing the 2002 video-game-to-horror-movie adaptation "Resident Evil" over a couple of drinky drinks (we're still recording remotely; the world is dumb). Special topics for your consideration include: a rare non-Savini-based Pittsburgh celebrity tale, the best and worst of action movie subgenres, servers and computer stuff, feelings about Michele Rodriguez, and a sincere request to have some patience with those around you unless those around you are, say, this film.

We have covered shockingly few video game films! In fact, the only one may have been Episode 111- "Silent Hill," though while Googling it I learned about the film "Alone in the Dark" which apparently stars Christian Slater as a paranormal researcher and TARA REID AS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST (a phrase that must be typed in all caps) and now I really want to watch that.

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Direct download: Episode_364_-_Resident_Evil_2002.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

In this week's episode, we're tapping into a familiar well for us-- the work of M. Night Shyamalan with his latest film, 2021's "Old." This was, shockingly, one of the more divisive movies we've ever discussed! Special topics for your consideration include: confusion about science, questionable choices for your child characters, the least worst pharmaceutical company, some utterly incomprehensible line deliveries and a ska-promise (skamise? I don't know) that we are making to you, our EMTs.

Wanna hear us discuss more from ol' M.? DCheck out a very early-but- goodie, Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," and Episode 169- "The Village."

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Direct download: Episode_363_-_Old_2021.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

After our brief diversion into a holiday break and a romantic comedy, we're back with that good, bad and ugly horror content you love: this week it's the sixth entry in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Wes Craven's New Nightmare." Special topics for your consideration include: Wes Craven tooting his own horn- figuratively and also quite literally, some child actor age shenanigans, the fact that this film is so deeply mean to Heather Langenkamp (an actual real person), the best way to tell kids about both birth and death (the answer involves Criss Angel) and John Saxon, god love him, John Saxon is here!

We've really dug into this franchise. You can hear the original in Episode 4, then we started jumping all over the place. Episode 121 is the fifth film, "Dream Child," Episode 242 is the third film, "Dream Warriors," and Episode 337 is the second film, "Freddy's Revenge." Hey, who cares if it doesn't make sense? Being fun is better than knowing things!

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: Episode_362_-_Wes_Cravens_New_Nightmare_1994.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Yinz, it's our annual New Year's romcom episode and honestly we're baffled as to why. We've taken a trip back to the turn of the century and nude shimmer lipstick with the 2000 film "Miss Congeniality" (very much a different film than I remembered). Special topics for your consideration include: high highs and low lows of potential celeb friendships, a roundup of Christmas romcoms (and frankly, holy shit at these things), Satan's panties, perfect pratfalls, incompetence at the federal level, and our record as matchmakers (1-0 and we're probably out after that!)

Last year we bailed on the romcom idea and instead covered "The Fate of the Furious," which was Episode 313 and also, spectacular. Our previous romcoms were Episode 209- "Love Actually" and Episode 261- "You've Got Mail," but we also once went absolutely insane while in lockdown and spent the better part of three hours over two episodes discussing "Titanic." Those were Bonus Episodes #3 & 4 in April and May of 2020. 

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Direct download: Episode_361_-_Miss_Congeniality_2000.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

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